DRUNK THREAD!!!!!
Here's a good story for ya from the weekend.
So anyways on the weekend I was out drinking with a friend, had A LOT of drinks and just having a good fuckin time. While doing this I was sitting with my friend at a table just talking and watching people dance, out of nowhere some chick throws her glass on the table, it spills over and goes on me, I look up at her and she gives me the finger.... so right now I'm about to fuckin snap, I wave a bouncer over who seen what happened and say "what the fuck?" he says? "I didnt see anything.".... so I look at my friend and say "drink your fucking drink." he says "why?" and again I say "fuckin drink it".
Friends drink done I walk up to this girl who is surrounded by her friends and boy friends and hold my hand out to her to see if she will apologise, she looks away. I, holding my drink half drunk since the incident, then proceed to throw the contents into the cunt's face and walk off LIKE A BAWSSSSS. Boyfriends start following and my friend goes the fuck off at them (I thought he had already walked out of the club) and he calls them out. I turn back and see him standing around surrounded by 3 bouncers with the other dudes standing inside.
I start walking back fuckin fuming just pointing at the bouncer who says he didnt see anything, the bouncers seen me coming and stood back from my friend and I flip the fuck out pointing fingers going off at cunts telling them what the fuck is up. The boyfriends go back inside and the bouncers are like "ok, ok" and shake hands, so I'm done with that shit and drag my friend away and start walking to a new club............ then out of nowhere I got some chick hanging off my arm and the same with my friend.
So for some reason being a bit of a dick gets you chicks. I ended up shaking her off cause she had 4 kids and I was fuckin to charged up to think straight. Drunk a lot more and friend got arrested for drunk and disorderly and resisting arrest.
TOP NIGHT OVERALL.