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commedieu

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Hello drunk thread. I am commedieu. I have work tomorrow, on a fucking sunday, at 11am. I had a good night last night.
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And spent the day recovering and trying to solve my punkbuster issues with BF3. I am still being kicked by BF3. After reinstalling the game, reinstalling punkbuster, and removing my firewall while I play the game.

Like a moron, I actually bought the premium package. I hoped some how, this would solve the rproblem, but no. Its still kicking me.

Fathers day is tomorrow. I am not going to be able to make it, as I have work. This will make my father sad.

I told myself to just get some sleep tonight. However, I am now 4 crown and cokes in. Or as i say CzedC. I will be hungover tomorrow. Not like, college hung over. But just irritable, and more than likely smelling of booze and cigarettes. My booty call searches have turned up nill. And I'm too bored to masturbate. However, that may happen. Whats another site besides redtube/youporn?

Being single does have its low moments, this is one of them. But it does have highpoints that make you forget about these moments.
 
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akira28

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xvideos hasn't given me any viruses yet, plus you can download the videos easily enough with a jdownloader or something.

I'm contemplating another beer. Or should I crack open the new vodka...
 
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akira28 said:
xvideos hasn't given me any viruses yet, plus you can download the videos easily enough with a jdownloader or something.

I'm contemplating another beer.
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fuck contemplating. get another beer, and make sure the other beers are watching. Just so they know what they are dealing with.... gotta keep those fuckers in line.

I'm mixing a lil newcastle in with my c&c... but man. Beer just makes you have to take a piss every 1 minute.
 
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Devolution said:
What if I said both.

Timedog just got home from work and says "We got plum wine, white wine, red wine, lychee wine, a half gallon of 7.5% IPA that I got from work for $5.50 with employee discount, and some protein shakes in this motherfucker. Drunk thread, don't worry, I got this."
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lol
 
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balddemon said:
LOL no

not a fan
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hater.

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
What's the point of punch top cans, seems like bullshit.
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Exactly, for that soft ass beer. When was it a problem to pour a fucking beer? And heres another thought.. Who the fuck is pouring a fucking Bud into a glass? Its an offense to glasses around the world #1. #2, Bud is just for when you dont want water. But you want something thats 50% water.... Bud is a can drink. I've never once had a probelm drinking a beer from a can, due to its uneven pour. Its a gimmick to sell more bud. But fuck, I figured it was selling just as fine without it.

Have you guys ever tried a Dirty Ashtray?

1 unopened tecate can
A few drops of hot sauce
a pour of tequila on the top to make a little sexy pool of tequila on top.
Salt & Pepper sprinkled on top.
Splash of lim,e

Open it, and down it. God damn it is Guud.

Hey, do you guys think WW3 is gunna start soon? Where are you gunna go if it does?
 
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balddemon said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6oWh3SrLY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7cR-7k9iDU&feature=related

I LOVE this gal..

Get'sMad said:
i'm about to melt a chunk of cheddar in a pot with some jalapenos and go to town on it with some chips
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Sour Cream with that would be fucking awesome!

I'm just eating a bunch of fruit. My roomate is going healthy and shit, so theres this GIANT bowl of strawberries and blueberries in the fridge. He said feel free to eat some. Life is fucking great right now.


Where is everyone posting from atm?

Los Angeles... 1:40AM M/29!
 
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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
commedieu said:
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hater.



Exactly, for that soft ass beer. When was it a problem to pour a fucking beer? And heres another thought.. Who the fuck is pouring a fucking Bud into a glass? Its an offense to glasses around the world #1. #2, Bud is just for when you dont want water. But you want something thats 50% water.... Bud is a can drink. I've never once had a probelm drinking a beer from a can, due to its uneven pour. Its a gimmick to sell more bud. But fuck, I figured it was selling just as fine without it.

Have you guys ever tried a Dirty Ashtray?

1 unopened tecate can
A few drops of hot sauce
a pour of tequila on the top to make a little sexy pool of tequila on top.
Salt & Pepper sprinkled on top.
Splash of lim,e

Open it, and down it. God damn it is Guud.

Hey, do you guys think WW3 is gunna start soon? Where are you gunna go if it does?
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Sounds interesting.

Will probably fight if I can, would go on the biggest bender ever though so if there where any tests I wouldn't pass them.
 
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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Sounds interesting.

Will probably fight if I can, would go on the biggest bender ever though so if there where any tests I wouldn't pass them.
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Dude, if there is a WW3, I think its going to be Iran/Syria/China/Russia vs ____, I doubt there will be a drug test mandate. I wouldn't fight. The USA/Western world is fucking shit up around the world. Im with you on the bender, however, in my fucked up life, it really wouldn't be any different than a Tuesday.

Take Syria for example. Its being overrun by terrorist.... not freedom fighters... and the US supports them. I cant stand behind that, at fucking all.

edit;

My playlist is fucking awesome on Youtube. You guys should take a listen.. and give me feedbakc on what to keep/get rid of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI3shBXlqsw&feature=BFa&list=PLE039308756555E02

Anything you tell me to get rid of will be met by the back of my hand and 5 to 4 across the eyes, depending on angle.
 
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balddemon said:
she reminds me of nikki minaj

only i like this girl

also your playlist opened up to major lazer. i like it already
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nikki minaj is GARBAGE.

I wish I knew how to make text colored. Because I would make it Greenish brown, like GARBAGE. edit; Iggy is pretty good, all things considered. But shes no Azelia Banks...

What else do you like, I'm open for some new jams.?

edit;

Time for drunken match.com`ing!
 
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commedieu said:
Thats hilarious. I was actually listening to D12-- prrple pills at the moment. Wondering what ever happened to uhm.. whats that fools name.... bizarre?

I think we are kindred spirits.

Whats your fucking deal my friend? Give me a summary...?
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he makes some pretty chill music now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CVcwsaOYlI perfect for the mod im in

im just chillin man. bidin time til 21

its 4:09 am btw, cst sucks i want to move to cali
 
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Get'sMad

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I was still considering biking to a friends place for an "after party" a few minutes ago after re-fueling with some food, more booze and a smoke but realized I was no longer wearing pants....

this shouldn't be a problem yet society deems it so...

::sigh::
 
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akira28

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Fuck fighting in WW3. I'd buy something green and make my way down to Virgina Beach and hook up with an exgf. Now if they were to invade America and happened to be a group I didn't like, I might borrow a rifle and...nah probably not. Maybe, but probably not. WW3 is a scam, man. Trick you into dying for your country just so they can jumpstart the economy.

balddemon said:
i've been on an eminem binge lately
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MCP: "And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?" Ignignokt: "More?!"
 
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akira28 said:
Fuck fighting in WW3. I'd buy something green and make my way down to Virgina Beach and hook up with an exgf. Now if they were to invade America and happened to be a group I didn't like, I might borrow a rifle and...nah probably not. Maybe, but probably not. WW3 is a scam, man. Trick you into dying for your country just so they can jumpstart the economy.



MCP: "And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?" Ignignokt: "More?!"
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My god. I need to hang out in the drunk threa dr more often! Usually I just drink my sad life into a slumber, go to work, and rinse and repeat. Ex-Gf, hahha. Yeah. Those are always nice. I screwed mine up properly, so thats no path for me. But glad to hear the door is open for you. I'm glad you're awake.

balddemon said:
he makes some pretty chill music now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CVcwsaOYlI perfect for the mod im in

im just chillin man. bidin time til 21

its 4:09 am btw, cst sucks i want to move to cali
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Dude, cali is the shit. If you're into guys, or gals, we have the top 1% of every place on the earth coming here to be an actor/model. Its insane. But, outside of that, its just a pretty easy going, diverse, fucking place. 20 years old? Such an awesome fucking age my friend. You need to get your ass travelling around the world. When you get older, the shit becomes harder. Job/Bills/Responsibility. If you ever show up down here, hit me up... 310.776.1264, I work to live. And usually have a good fucking time whereever I am. I'm just taking it easy tonight due to work in the AM.
 
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commedieu

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My god. Is this baby fucking gaf?

Wait wait....

where the fuck is NANNY with her striped fucking socks to put everyone to fucking sleep...? 90% of you guys have shit to do in the AM.. yet I have to go to work and I'm still fucking going like gang busters!

Where the fuck is Timedog?!?!?? This thread is seriously losing its fucking street cred.

LOL@ the fucking gaf -(backwards)- lurkers texting me right now. Yes yes, we all know Amirox sux...

The fuck did Amirox do?
 
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Get'sMad said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUyMP3tTsX8

yessss

gonna go out on my balcony, smoke a bowl and watch the sunrise here soon...
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The sunrise is the fucking best. Time for a true story? Yes... I think it is...

I've never watched a sunrise...

Yes... I've partied until the sun rose. I've partied until the grey light of the sun has raised. I've partied through the birds singing their morning song. But I've never watched it. Whats your #???? PM me..
 
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I still prefer sunsets, but sunrises are also the shit you need to catch one sometime

afterwards you go eat some bad scrambled eggs and drink a bloody mary, sleep until 2 and it's all good
 
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Devolution said:
Which one of you guys texted Timedog?
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Devoooooss back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.. I had the biggest crush on you. Timedog is such a lucky fucking cunt. Whats his #, Ill send him a text right now. I have pictures of snails having sex.

I think he would like that.

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these snails were at it for like 4 hours. I was taking pictures, and one of them was like "Yeaaah take those fucking pictures. This is how I hit it. Snail style... nice and SLOOOOWwwww..." fuckin pervs.
 
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commedieu said:
Devoooooss back bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.. I had the biggest crush on you. Timedog is such a lucky fucking cunt. Whats his #, Ill send him a text right now. I have pictures of snails having sex.

I think he would like that.

edit;

these snails were at it for like 4 hours. I was taking pictures, and one of them was like "Yeaaah take those fucking pictures. This is how I hit it. Snail style... nice and SLOOOOWwwww..." fuckin pervs.
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We're both drunk and high off our asses and catching Timedog up on True Blood.
 
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Get'sMad said:
I still prefer sunsets, but sunrises are also the shit you need to catch one sometime

afterwards you go eat some bad scrambled eggs and drink a bloody mary, sleep until 2 and it's all good
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You know, i've just been waiting to share it with someone special. 29 years, no idea how the sunset looks... I think its kinda worth it.
 
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Devolution said:
We're both drunk and high off our asses and catching Timedog up on True Blood.
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Tell Timedog that I fucking voted for him. But it wasn't because I gave a shit about him. But I prefered the way his name looked compared to blame fucking BORING space.... U guys post pics.. I'll start..!!!

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commedieu said:
Dude, cali is the shit. If you're into guys, or gals, we have the top 1% of every place on the earth coming here to be an actor/model. Its insane. But, outside of that, its just a pretty easy going, diverse, fucking place. 20 years old? Such an awesome fucking age my friend. You need to get your ass travelling around the world. When you get older, the shit becomes harder. Job/Bills/Responsibility. If you ever show up down here, hit me up... 310.776.1264, I work to live. And usually have a good fucking time whereever I am. I'm just taking it easy tonight due to work in the AM.
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Naw, Cali sucks... At least SoCal. I think I might just throw up. Also, I'm 22 years old and I'm a virgin. Fuck this shit. Bananas.
 
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TUROK said:
Naw, Cali sucks... At least SoCal. I think I might just throw up. Also, I'm 22 years old and I'm a virgin. Fuck this shit. Bananas.
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You've been hanging out with losers broseph. Hang out with me a few nights, and I gurantee youw ill change your outlook. Where the fuck areyou..?

I gotta get some sleep now. Work in a few hours. I have to pretend to care that I care about what my clients are saying (lol I don't! just fucking pay me~!!!!!) PM me or some shit. My phone # is on the previous pages....

wrapping this shit up with AM photos from Los Angeles...

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-Will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8qUTiRBfw&feature=autoplay&list=PLE039308756555E02&playnext=7
 
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