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balddemon

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was it this man?
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he needs help
 
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im having a hard time getting back into the swing of gaf after that break


Al I have this hard drive. The power cable broke like 3 years ago and I never replaced it. Well last weekend I ordered a new cord for it and it arrived today and it's basically just a terabyte of my past. Old photos, whole disk images of my MacBook pro from 4 years ago TONS of music, lots and lots of iPhone (iOS 1.0!) backups, and so many photos. It's weird. I looked weird in all the pictures because I'm weird and teenage, there's lots of my old cat. Now I just miss my old cat. It's fuckin weird man. There was every episode of that show "I'm with busey." and like 4 years worth of IM logs with old girls and shit. Shoulda formatted it instead of picking through it.
 
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Acid08

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I'm at work and I have to take a shit really bad but it's gonna smell really bad and I feel super weird shitting anywhere besides where I live. What do I do?
 
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Snuggles

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I hope you at least bought something on the way out. When I go to a store to poop I try to at least buy a Sobe or something so I don't feel like a freeloader.
 
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coldvein

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ive been having this thing recently where i eat and then have to shit like fifteen minutes later. every time. its annoying, cuz ill be out with people, get a burger or something, then if i dont take a shit fast enough i get all sweaty and shaky and it doesnt go away until i poop. whats wrong with me? i used to be able to just hold it in.

i was hiking the other day, i ate a big breakfast beforehand, and then on the way down the mountain i was sprinting cuz i was really about to shit my pants. then just as i got into the outhouse it was like.. an explosion. i pooped on my leg a little bit. i had to throw my boxers in the terlet. it sucks!
 
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kehs

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coldvein said:
ive been having this thing recently where i eat and then have to shit like fifteen minutes later. every time. its annoying, cuz ill be out with people, get a burger or something, then if i dont take a shit fast enough i get all sweaty and shaky and it doesnt go away until i poop. whats wrong with me? i used to be able to just hold it in.

i was hiking the other day, i ate a big breakfast beforehand, and then on the way down the mountain i was sprinting cuz i was really about to shit my pants. then just as i got into the outhouse it was like.. an explosion. i pooped on my leg a little bit. i had to throw my boxers in the terlet. it sucks!
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Liver/Pancreas/Gall bladder/Stomach not keeping up with digesting the food, so the stomach/digestion system just evacuates everything instead.

Stop drinking so much.
 
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SpacLock

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I've been suffering from some acid stomach problems lately, so I've been taking this 14 day course of Prilosec OTC. I want to drink some damn alcohol, but I know that it will make my stomach feel like shit the next day. Next post determines whether I drink tonight anyway.
 
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SpacLock

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Snuggler said:
Spacklocks, have you tried Tums?
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Yeah. tums hasn't helped me too much.

I usually drink twice every weekend and occasionally once during the week, but I ended up hanging out with this crazy ass Italian chick a couple weeks ago and ended up drinking over 2 fifths with her. I wake up still drunk until about 9pm the next day after seeing Prometheus (awesome movie). I can barely sleep because my stomach is insanely uncomfortable. I go to my doctor the next morning and find out that I was basically internally bleeding for a small amount of time. I guess it wasn't that big of a deal though because he just told me to take some acid blocking medication for a little while and to try not to drink so damn much in one night.

I drank last weekend (one week after that stuff) at a bar with some friends and they kept buying shot after shot of tequila. Yeah, felt pretty shitty for a couple of days after that.

Anyway, I feel pretty good today, but it's been a long tiring work week and I'd like to relax, but I quit smoking cigarettes 6 months ago, so alcohol is the next best thing when it comes to relaxing IMO.
 
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kehs

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I'm drinking some Jamesons on behalf of coldvein and spaclock tonight.

Don't drink spaclock let your stomach recoup. I should take that advice, but idgaf yolo.
 
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