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[Acid08]

man so

im drunk as hell

there was this like

this girl that used to take care of me when I was little, she's like 10 years older

and she was mighty fine

and I have this idea in my head that she was hiting on me

but then again I was drunk as hell

but she was fine

but

oh god

she wanted to fuck you 10 years ago dude :O

 

[Snuggles]

Salsa, when I first read your post I thought you were talking about your sister. Damn.

 

[PantherLotus]

hi guys
drunking

 

[kehs]

Me too.

Let's talk about Obama's third term.

 

[Salsa]

she wanted to fuck you 10 years ago dude :O

I edited cause that came out totally wrong, I saw her today and I hadnt seen her in years

the ass was fat

 

[kehs]

I edited cause that came out totally wrong, I saw her today and I hadnt seen her in years

the ass was fat

I think you just made it worse.

They only thing I can extrapolate now is that the girl you're alluding to is in fact your sister.

 

[RobotMafia]

So i've been drinking boru vodka tonight. Not bad. It was on sale so I got it despite never having it before.

 

[Salsa]

I think you just made it worse.

They only thing I can extrapolate now is that the girl you're alluding to is in fact your sister.

rofl it's not!

im talking about my old babysitter

who was a friend of my sister

 

[kehs]

rofl it's not!

im talking about my old babysitter

who was a friend of my sister

We don't judge here in drunk thread, keep it in the family.

Right, Dr. Eggman?

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

These are pretty tasty.

 

[Wool]

These are pretty tasty.

I love torpedo. IPA of the IPAs. Isn't it 7.5% or something too?

 

[Get'sMad]

sobieski + club soda + cranberry juice 2night

fuuuuuuuck

 

[The Hermit]

My roimate is fuckig an insanely hot chick... I ahould be pround but I am pisses since he jas a fucking girlfrid.

I hate his guts

Btw im drnk.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

I love torpedo. IPA of the IPAs. Isn't it 7.5% or something too?

7.2, good flavour for the strength.

 

[akira28]

sobieski + club soda + cranberry juice 2night

fuuuuuuuck

Truth in vodka my friend. I drank some of that, some redbull zero, and some...what the fuck is this called...Neurogasm. Made for an interesting night.

 

[clearacell]

My roimate is fuckig an insanely hot chick... I ahould be pround but I am pisses since he jas a fucking girlfrid.

I hate his guts

Btw im drnk.

ddue...dude text his gf a pic of this maybe the hot chick willl ride ur dick cause of your chivalry in protecting the sanctity of relationships

 

[akira28]

find out if she has any cute friends.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Shutup copernicus

 

[clearacell]

find out if she has any cute friends.

I want to do her any cute friends

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'm watching The Big Lebowski on Netflix.

That is all.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Im blue dabloode da bloo da (sp?)

 

[akira28]

I want to do her any cute friends

find out if she has more than one, and have me over.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Jesus has arrived!

Spoiler

Big Lebowski

 

[lush]

eight year olds dude

 

[RiccochetJ]

He's being very un-dude like right now.

 

[The Hermit]

I am lyong next to her... Shes nakid.

I was playing street of rage 2 with a hot froend of her... This oarty was awesome!

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I am lyong next to her... Shes nakid.

I was playing street of rage 2 with a hot froend of her... This oarty was awesome!

Lick her kussy

 

[RiccochetJ]

Ferrets to not squeak dammit! They dook!

It's up to you to figure out if that means happy, upset, trauma, or sadness!

To be fair, I've never thrown a ferret in a bathtub with a grown person before.

 

[The Hermit]

I love you Gaf!!!

I reslly , really do!

 

[RiccochetJ]

I love you Gaf!!!

I reslly , really do!

I love you too!

Now could you slide your shorts down please.

Spoiler

Big Lebowski

 

[Kerub]

I'm a little bit hungover.

Just so you know!

 

[kehs]

Shutup copernicus

<3

 

[The Hermit]

I'm a little bit hungover.

Just so you know!

You and me bro...

Protip: drink water.

 

[Tess3ract]

So the other day where i woke up and didn't remember getting into bed? that was about a fifth of whiskey and weed while on prozac. Lol..

 

[Kentpaul]

on my third beer, fucking weekend drinking = the more i drink the more likly something awesome will get planned and go down

 

[lush]

FREDO IN THE CUT THATS A SCARY SIGHT

 

[Kentpaul]

Getting drunk finally, its always an endurance getting drunk on beer

FREDO IN THE CUT THATS A SCARY SIGHT

LOL there all fucking wasted

edit good fucking tune

 

[Tess3ract]

sooooo stoned

 

[Acid08]

sooooo stoned

 

[Kentpaul]

sooooo stoned

tonight's my night off from that great shit, i enjoy a drink once a week

 

[Hootie]

sogood.gif

 

[The Hermit]

Well, I am quite sober now... holy shit what a party I had last night. Thanks to the Boehm family for the awesome night.

Btw, I learned 2 things yestersday:

When a girl wants to fuck someone, she will.
Daddy issue really is a thing... thanks Barney Stinson!


Also, I don't hate my roommate, the poor guy just couldn't hold it.

 

[Xun]

I'm really debating if I should drink some whiskey.

I'm already feeling quite fucked as it is, let alone if I drink more.

You guys decide for me!

 

[balddemon]

drink it
also i love how ppl come in here and ask if they should drink more
it's like asking a fat kid if he likes cake

 

[Get'sMad]

lazy early saturday evening....drinking Miller Lites watching the Mets game.

feels good tho...

 

[Xun]

drink it
also i love how ppl come in here and ask if they should drink more
it's like asking a fat kid if he likes cake

True, very true.

 

[thefit]

I'm At my brothers wedding so free booze tonight, I almost got in line for some Jesus juice but i'de probably catch in fire.

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d7tKsre8EQ

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I never realized howgg ud I am at beer pong.

 

[balddemon]

I never realized howgg ud I am at beer pong.

This is the kind of post we need a like function for