Dude it's 2 am and the sun is coming up soon. You need a joint!
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Dude it's 2 am and the sun is coming up soon. You need a joint!
TOM f'N CRUISE
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hell yeah
freenudemacusers
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Go out drinking and tell her that you will invite her son along.
Except don't call her son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVfkF3z-QU
goddammit, my cat just flipped over the water dish again. not only did he make a mess but the other cats wouldn't have water if I didn't just see that shit happen. should I drop him off at the humane society tomorrow?
goddammit, my cat just flipped over the water dish again. not only did he make a mess but the other cats wouldn't have water if I didn't just see that shit happen. should I drop him off at the humane society tomorrow?
oneils
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What's up y'all?
Just drinking some Vache Folle (Mad Cow) Rye PA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/charlevoix-vache-folle-ryepa/145996/
And listening to some 30 seconds from Mars. Lol! is that wrong? Woooo!
Just drinking some Vache Folle (Mad Cow) Rye PA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/charlevoix-vache-folle-ryepa/145996/
And listening to some 30 seconds from Mars. Lol! is that wrong? Woooo!
She's wasn't really the going out type anyways. We caught her in the driveway giving head to her bf once.
freenudemacusers
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lol, just hang out in her driveway with a sixer and wait haha
Yea, but I totally don't want to hang out with the son at all, maybe one if his sisters though.
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Copernicus, what do you know about fucking moms?
theinfinityissue
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woke up still drunk but rich in food. Kind of. Apparently made a bunch of sausage last night. The magic secret ingredient seems to have been soy sauce, which makes that shit too salty even for me. gonna cut it with some sriracha and get on with the business of the day. also woke up to "come on eileen" blasting, I mean thunderously throughout the house. The food is still edible and no one called the cops, everything for now seems to have worked out a-ok.
Not enough.
Liferebooted
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3 years ago I found a sick dog on my front porch and took her in. I didn't know she was diabetic and about a year and a half ago she went blind from cataracts. They can be removed and her vision completely restore but it costs $4500 which I wouldn't mind spending if i had it or even had credit cards with it but i can't get the resources. its just sad seeing her having to walk so carefully all day.
PantherLotus
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what the fuck
i just poured my beer over ice
i just poured my beer over ice
Chug it before you have really shitty beer.
PantherLotus
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it started out pretty shitty
If the beer in question was a budweiser, I will have you banned.
Baconsaurus Rex
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You should get banned for that
TOM f'N CRUISE
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its 4:49pm here so im not going to drink right now...
going to do it after yard work though
going to do it after yard work though
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MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER DUDE
I just got out of work early on a fucking Friday with a huge wedding reception/party to go to so I stop off to grab a beer at the convenience store and I locked my goddamn keys in the goddamn car.
Here's a picture of my stupid ass beer on top of my stupid ass car right next to humboldt street.
I just got out of work early on a fucking Friday with a huge wedding reception/party to go to so I stop off to grab a beer at the convenience store and I locked my goddamn keys in the goddamn car.
Here's a picture of my stupid ass beer on top of my stupid ass car right next to humboldt street.
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Just twiddling my thumbs now. :\
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Good to go.
Just twiddling my thumbs now. :\
Pretty solid response time, actually
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I Actually am home now. All things considered that was seriously not a big deal. The AAA guy was super chill too.
Back in high school I had a '94 saturn with a busted sun roof. The car was all jacked up and the key was stuck in the ignition so when I locked it I would have to climb on stop and crawl through the sun roof to get back in. This was something I had to do at least a few times a day.
I don't think I've ever locked my keys in my own car. Did it in a friends though!
Such a shitty night, we were coming home from a Ted Leo show and I accidentally locked the door while the keys were in the ignition....he also cut his hand up when we tried to open the middle window above his truck bed. OOPS
Such a shitty night, we were coming home from a Ted Leo show and I accidentally locked the door while the keys were in the ignition....he also cut his hand up when we tried to open the middle window above his truck bed. OOPS
Bulbo Urethral Baggins
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What's a saturn? did that used to be a car company?
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Any of you ever have to sleep in your car for the night?
Many times.
oneils
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Man that would go real good right now. Drive happens to be on the movie channel right now and I am drinking: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/les-brasseurs-du-temps-diable-au-corps/114083/
Feels good.
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Oh shit. Hope it works out.
Yes, son, it was. I didn't realize you were a 12 year old.
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It's fun, but it sucks at the same time.
One night, I tried getting a hotel room, but didn't have the credit card on me.
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Haven't smoked in almost a month now.
I don't miss it, but I'd really like to do it again.
School's coming up so I think I might just go in with a clear head. Smoked for three years straight. Kinda weird.
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oneils
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Awesome. Good to hear.
Btw
never realized how hot cindy the babysitter is. Had to watch it a second time to catch it.
lunarworks
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I feel you
I took a long break a few years ago and now just really smoke intermittently throughout the year depending on how I feel
weed enjoyment all hinges on my overall mood...if I've been in a great state of mind its wonderful...if I've been feeling like shit it makes me feel worse.
so yeah, ive been feeling awesome lately
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