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[YuriLowell]

Four loko is still around it just sucks but guess who bought like 20 cans when he heard they were going to be banned? This guy did.

that stuff tastes fucking like death.

AVOID.

 

[kehs]

Why does your avatar come and go, Copernicus? It makes me sad.

It's for rent. I'm a corporate whore.

 

[Joates]

Fuck life. And fuck 9-10-11 and this stupid fucking day too.

 

[YuriLowell]

Fuck life. And fuck 9-10-11 and this stupid fucking day too.

i know that feel bro.

 

[kehs]

Seriously....someone stop me from pressing send....



fuck

 

[Joates]

Seriously....someone stop me from pressing send....



fuck

Curious as to the response...

 

[ZedIndyLil]

It's for rent. I'm a corporate whore.

What are your rates?

Oops, CORPORATE whore, sorry.

 

[arab]

Don't look to us for sanity; you sleep in yhr bed you make. You know you don't want to send

 

[brianjones]

Seriously....someone stop me from pressing send....



fuck

 

[blame space]

i can't wait for tomorrow.

breaking bad is an event.

 

[kehs]

What are your rates?

Oops, CORPORATE whore, sorry.

Corporate whores tend to be whores in general.

sigh....

You WILL hear the ramifications of this decisions.

I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

 

[ZedIndyLil]

I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

Haha, a guilty pleasure that mostly delivered.

Speaking of guilty pleasures that mostly deliver, what are your rates again?

 

[kehs]

Haha, a guilty pleasure that mostly delivered.

Speaking of guilty pleasures that mostly deliver, what are your rates again?

A laugh, a mention, and a memory.

 

[kehs]

I hate you brianjones.

 

[cooljeanius]

I hate you brianjones.

story story story tell us tell us tell us

 

[Pinko Marx]

I'm watching a Belgium movie called trollhunter and drinking stella artois. is this awesome?

 

[ZedIndyLil]

A laugh, a mention, and a memory.

I'm an angry mute blackout drunk, so 0 for 3, sorry...

 

[kehs]

I'm an angry mute blackout drunk, so 0 for 3, sorry...

The best kind.

Good nigh folks...hope I don't remember tonight.

 

[Oppo]

if u don't skate goofy fuck u

I snowboard goofy, even tho I'm right-handed. HIGH FIVE

 

[arab]

 

[blame space]

why is goofy and pluto both a dog

 

[ZedIndyLil]

why is goofy and pluto both a dog

And Goofy walks and talks, and Pluto crawls and can't talk....WTF?????!?!??!?

 

[alphaNoid]

vodka/monster & d3 beta ... checking in

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

TBSR are you RWOAE on twittewr

Yes, I am.

 

[sharkmuncher]

Drunk thread n9ght #2!!!!!! Super excited for "lisa's radial cafe" tomorrow mornig. Apartment codo secutity came and gave us shit for yelling "Go Frontline!" out the window. Fake security is the fucking worst) time for some more mead and "chel" ( NHL2011)

 

[RoboGeorgeForeman]

I won a lobster!!!

 

[SteveWinwood]

Four loko tastes like piss combined with melted icees I don't know what you guys are drinking. After years of keystone ice and natty I can drink 4 loko just fine. It's not that bad.

 

[balddemon]

fuckinfirst time i'm drujnk in a while, me and mh girlfriend drakn more than half a bottle of smirnoff. shes like 98 punds. i am siting on mhy couch drunk asssss fuck. ready to go to bed she gave me head butno sex and my bals are blue as fuck. so how drunk do i sem. i 'll reply if i'm awake.c

eduT: she aint even myh girlfriend bu i met her like 3 days agol so thats why she wouldn't have sex. also my dadwas up when i got home like 2 minutes agi and made me mop. i'm pretty sure he knows i'm drunk. but fuck it i don't care 'im a virgin mormon adn ready to fuckkkkkk erika come on.

 

[SteveWinwood]

fuckinfirst time i'm drujnk in a while, me and mh girlfriend drakn more than half a bottle of smirnoff. shes like 98 punds. i am siting on mhy couch drunk asssss fuck. ready to go to bed she gave me head butno sex and my bals are blue as fuck. so how drunk do i sem. i 'll reply if i'm awake.c

eduT: she aint even myh girlfriend bu i met her like 3 days agol so thats why she wouldn't have sex. also my dadwas up when i got home like 2 minutes agi and made me mop. i'm pretty sure he knows i'm drunk. but fuck it i don't care 'im a virgin mormon adn ready to fuckkkkkk erika come on.

I'm quoting this so it never goes away. It's the greatest post I've ever seen.

 

[brianjones]

virgin mormon lmao

MADE ME MOP

 

[andymcc]

i don't know how but i just made some dank-ass korean beef short ribs while completely plastered.

 

[scar tissue]

kinda plasterd jere...doesnt help zaz im typin in a pitch black room
mighta finally gotten laid if that girl didn:t have a bf...fuk this shit
still, i had a ton of fun. bein drunk is ufn. that is all folks.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Probably not safe, but I'm gonna make some tortilla chips for Chilaquiles tomorrow. Rather get thatht out of the way now.

hiccup....

 

[ZedIndyLil]

First time really really drunk in a coupla weeks.

Watching the endless Marvel-a-thon on DisneyXD.

Spending some quality time with the wife and the cats.

Feeling pretty pretty good (4 now).

 

[TheTowel]

Drunk thread pizza porn!!!!
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Stop. Looks too good.

 

[cooljeanius]

ugh I just woke up in the middle of that night in that gross stage between drunkness and hangover...

 

[NintendoGal]

Had sake, mostly drunk. Wish I were more, but this will do!

 

[balddemon]

EDIT: you know what, just ignore this post. this is a thread for drunk posting. suffice it to say shit got kinda fucked up last night.

 

[Ultima_5]

Last night I drank and watched for a few dollars more. Nothing compliments whiskey and beer than clint eastwood.

 

[blame space]

last night was not good

 

[jaxword]

last night was not good

What happened?

 

[SteveWinwood]

Last night I drank and watched for a few dollars more. Nothing compliments whiskey and beer than clint eastwood.

Shoulda gone to shilohs... dollar bottle night!

 

[kehs]

So... I did break a toe.... and probably a few metatarsals.

Awesome.

 

[ATF487]

fuckinfirst time i'm drujnk in a while, me and mh girlfriend drakn more than half a bottle of smirnoff. shes like 98 punds. i am siting on mhy couch drunk asssss fuck. ready to go to bed she gave me head butno sex and my bals are blue as fuck. so how drunk do i sem. i 'll reply if i'm awake.c

eduT: she aint even myh girlfriend bu i met her like 3 days agol so thats why she wouldn't have sex. also my dadwas up when i got home like 2 minutes agi and made me mop. i'm pretty sure he knows i'm drunk. but fuck it i don't care 'im a virgin mormon adn ready to fuckkkkkk erika come on.

This is why I love the drunk thread

 

[coldvein]

last night was not good

story time.

 

[Johnlenham]

House party last night, drunk as fuck.
No hangover so that keeps my one Hangover since I turned 18 (24 now) record intact.
Everyone else hates me as I wake up fine and they are suffering all around ahaha

 

[Leucrota]

Hello Gaf,

Drank very responsibly last night because I did not need to get my nerve fortified by liquor because the girl I am mackin' on wasn't around. So, I just had a good time, have no hangover today, and am ready to do homework.

PS: The girl I am mackin' on I thought was lesbian, but I have a good source confirming she is in fact bi.

 

[kehs]

Sunday night drunk thread.

Alcoholics...show yourselves.

 

[blame space]

fuck you copernicus for bumping this

show yourself before god

 

[kehs]

fuck you copernicus for bumping this

show yourself before god

fuck you dude you said I was retarded

I am God.