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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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ivysaur12

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fuck i am drunk. all i wanted to do tonight was get some. only plan. recently single mo'fuckers.

but every dude i got numbers with was like "i'm just tryna meet people" blah blah BULLSHIT. you're fucking young and gay in la. why are you not dtf.

hi gaf!!!!!!!
 
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Acid08

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ivysaur12 said:
fuck i am drunk. all i wanted to do tonight was get some. only plan. recently single mo'fuckers.

but every dude i got numbers with was like "i'm just tryna meet people" blah blah BULLSHIT. you're fucking young and gay in la. why are you not dtf.

hi gaf!!!!!!!
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Sounds like those dudes were buzzkills.

I got told that by a girl today, shit was not the business.
 
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Devolution

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Fuck you too snuggler.

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Srsly

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Devolution said:
<^> (o_O) <^>
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Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.
 
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Devolution

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Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.
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Cold shower time.
 
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Timedog

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Srsly said:
Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.
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Oh shit, keep going dude...

Write some more about this kind of stuff while you're still drunk!!!
 
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Beardz

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fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy
 
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Devolution

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Beardz said:
fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy
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Unless you're a good lay drunk, don't fuck this up.
 
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Timedog

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Beardz said:
fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy
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These posts in this thread are getting awesome!!!!!
 
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Srsly

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Cold shower time.
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I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.
 
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Beardz

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I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.
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now this thread is about you: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449681
 
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Devolution

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Srsly said:
I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.
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I can't handle cold. Anything below 70 and I need a jacket =(.
 
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Srsly

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I can't handle cold. Anything below 70 and I need a jacket =(.
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Don't you live in the Bay area? That's like most of the year if you're pretty close to the coast. I have ridiculous cold tolerance, ever after losing quite a bit of weight. All of my super skinny friends complain when it's below 70 though. For some reason I never had a problem with cold, I'd even go outside in shorts and a tshirt when it was freezing when I was a kid and still stick thin.
 
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Devolution

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Don't you live in the Bay area? That's like most of the year if you're pretty close to the coast. I have ridiculous cold tolerance, ever after losing quite a bit of weight. All of my super skinny friends complain when it's below 70 though. For some reason I never had a problem with cold, I'd even go outside in shorts and a tshirt when it was freezing when I was a kid and still stick thin.
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Where I am the summers are pretty hot, but yeah bay area.
 
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Mortrialus

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Blerg.

I am in that period where I'm a bit to drunk and up to late to drink, but it is way to early to drink. Any suggestions to keep me entertained until I head off to bed?
 
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