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[Devolution]

Early 2000's GO GO GO GO GO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBx_2dluD4

What the fuck is this shit? It's killing my horniness bruh.

 

[Timedog]

What the fuck is this shit? It's killing my horniness bruh.

I could only hope so.

 

[ivysaur12]

fuck i am drunk. all i wanted to do tonight was get some. only plan. recently single mo'fuckers.

but every dude i got numbers with was like "i'm just tryna meet people" blah blah BULLSHIT. you're fucking young and gay in la. why are you not dtf.

hi gaf!!!!!!!

 

[Snuggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhv6gipA3dc

this will turn you on

 

[Timedog]

Oh fuck yes, B4-4. It's boner poppin' time.

 

[Acid08]

fuck i am drunk. all i wanted to do tonight was get some. only plan. recently single mo'fuckers.

but every dude i got numbers with was like "i'm just tryna meet people" blah blah BULLSHIT. you're fucking young and gay in la. why are you not dtf.

hi gaf!!!!!!!

Sounds like those dudes were buzzkills.

I got told that by a girl today, shit was not the business.

 

[ivysaur12]

Sounds like those dudes were buzzkills.

I got told that by a girl today, shit was not the business.

but really. i'm out of a serious relationship. I CLEANED MY ROOM INCASE I BROUGHT A DUDE HOME TONIGHT.

nope, nothing. just drink ivy on gaf. hi gaf.

 

[Devolution]

Fuck you too snuggler.

 

[ivysaur12]

fuck you devolution!

 

[Devolution]

fuck you devolution!

 

[Srsly]

finally, i can masturbate tonight

 

[Timedog]

hateboner surging. hateboner so mad that it could karate chop ice blocks.

 

[Devolution]

finally, i can masturbate tonight

<^> () <^>

 

[Clydefrog]

jalacy windows? does ivysaur12 live in a tropical environment?

 

[Devolution]

hateboner surging. hateboner so mad that it could karate chop ice blocks.

Why the hateboner?

 

[Timedog]

Why the hateboner?

Sorry, I typo'ed. I meant "hatebonner", cause that sounds way cooler.

Hatebonner ice-block karate chopping should be a fucking Olympic sport. Right now I'd win at least silver.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

Ugh my alcohol

Spoiler

mainly beer

tolerance has become too high.

Barely ate today and well into double digit beers tonight. Nothing. :/

 

[Snuggles]

bought time to crash

one more for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8jC1lRZGTU

 

[brianjones]

Ugh my alcohol

Spoiler

mainly beer

tolerance has become too high.

Barely ate today and well into double digit beers tonight. Nothing. :/

i hate that .. then you run out of alcohol and its like now what

 

[Devolution]

Sorry, I typo'ed. I meant "hatebonner", cause that sounds way cooler.

Hatebonner ice-block karate chopping should be a fucking Olympic sport. Right now I'd win at least silver.

Sorry I can't help you there.

 

[Snuggles]

i hate that .. then you run out of alcohol and its like now what

that's when you blaze

 

[Srsly]

<^> () <^>

Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.

 

[Devolution]

Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.

Cold shower time.

 

[Timedog]

Not really, especially not after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, but you are very pretty.

Speaking of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, does that give me a license to be slightly creepy?

I had a very attractive woman hit on me earlier tonight, but I was feeling lousy and didn't take her up on her offer. Then I went home feeling lousy and drank to drown myself in lousiness, but now I actually feel OK. Funny how things work sometimes.

Oh shit, keep going dude...

Write some more about this kind of stuff while you're still drunk!!!

 

[Beardz]

fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy

 

[Devolution]

fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy

Unless you're a good lay drunk, don't fuck this up.

 

[Timedog]

fucking beer man, I´m like I want to go to sleep because I work 'tomorrow' but at the same time I waiting this girl from my job, and I don´'t know if I yeah... bye

edit: I was looking for this thread, this is very handy

These posts in this thread are getting awesome!!!!!

 

[Beardz]

These posts in this thread are getting awesome!!!!!

my man! l8r!

 

[Srsly]

Cold shower time.

I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.

 

[Beardz]

I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.

now this thread is about you: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449681

 

[Devolution]

I think I'll just go walk around in the chilly rain instead. There's something therapeutic and invigorating, yet relaxing, about being out and about in chilly rain (~55 degrees is relatively chilly here). It's cold (and dreary), but still lively with atmosphere of chirping birds and the smell of the great outdoors that can't be replicated under a shower head.

I can't handle cold. Anything below 70 and I need a jacket =(.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

that's when you blaze

I do that before, during and after. haha

Just sucks when a beer that most people have after work to relax doesn't do a damn thing to me.

 

[Srsly]

now this thread is about you: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449681

Actually, I do take cold showers after I workout. It's especially awesome when you take a really cold shower (like ~45 degrees Fahrenheit) and you go outside immediately afterwards when it's like 60, yet it feels like it's 75-80 out.

 

[Devolution]

Timedog I <3 U.

 

[Srsly]

I can't handle cold. Anything below 70 and I need a jacket =(.

Don't you live in the Bay area? That's like most of the year if you're pretty close to the coast. I have ridiculous cold tolerance, ever after losing quite a bit of weight. All of my super skinny friends complain when it's below 70 though. For some reason I never had a problem with cold, I'd even go outside in shorts and a tshirt when it was freezing when I was a kid and still stick thin.

 

[Devolution]

Don't you live in the Bay area? That's like most of the year if you're pretty close to the coast. I have ridiculous cold tolerance, ever after losing quite a bit of weight. All of my super skinny friends complain when it's below 70 though. For some reason I never had a problem with cold, I'd even go outside in shorts and a tshirt when it was freezing when I was a kid and still stick thin.

Where I am the summers are pretty hot, but yeah bay area.

 

[Timedog]

Timedog I <3 U.

On a scale of, let's say 1 to 1 Hundred Billion Trillion Zillion Thousand, where would you say your <3'ing of me lies?

 

[akira28]

vodka and eggnog. is 5am too late to start drinking?

 

[Timedog]

vodka and eggnog. is 5am too late to start drinking?

nope!!!

 

[Srsly]

vodka and eggnog. is 5am too late to start drinking?

The point is to drink to the point when which there is no distinction between early and late

 

[Devolution]

On a scale of, let's say 1 to 1 Hundred Billion Trillion Zillion Thousand, where would you say your <3'ing of me lies?

 

[Timedog]

Awwww yeeeaaahhhhh.

 

[Mortrialus]

Blerg.

I am in that period where I'm a bit to drunk and up to late to drink, but it is way to early to drink. Any suggestions to keep me entertained until I head off to bed?

 

[Devolution]

Heh, no hangover. The trick is water and thanksgiving turkey while drinkin'.

 

[blame space]

the trick is to drink more

 

[ATF487]

God damn, I missed a terrific night of drunk boarding

 

[BMX Bandit]

Heh, no hangover. The trick is water and thanksgiving turkey while drinkin'.

Shit, I haven't been able to say no hangover for many years although hair of the dog is the best trick ever.

anyone like tom waits?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0GWKh26jU

 

[Timedog]

God damn, I missed a terrific night of drunk boarding

so good unnggghhhhhhhhh

 

[jaxword]

Last night I dialed up this girl I want to date and yelled GET OVER HERE in my Scorpion voice.

 

[Timedog]

Last night I dialed up this girl I want to date and yelled GET OVER HERE in my Scorpion voice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA