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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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DangerStepp

DangerStepp

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I'm on my second bottle of Honey Jack Daniels from this week. Ef whoever turned me on to that stuff; my wallet is dying because of you.

Happy Holidays, guys!
 
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Marsipolami

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Hi, I'm drunk. Does that qualify me to post in this thread? Me and my buddy realized we like the same girl and one of us will have to kill the other. Is it cowardous of me to go first? Or should I wait it out and 'counter-kill' him? He's a lot beefier tha. Me so that way would be kind pf risky. Edit: Oh, and I think she likes him more than me, so maybe I should go first just to fulfill the cliché.
 
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Devolution

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Marsipolami said:
Hi, I'm drunk. Does that qualify me to post in this thread? Me and my buddy realized we like the same girl and one of us will have to kill the other. Is it cowardous of me to go first? Or should I wait it out and 'counter-kill' him? He's a lot beefier tha. Me so that way would be kind pf risky. Edit: Oh, and I think she likes him more than me, so maybe I should go first just to fulfill the cliché.
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If he's beefier you have to go for the surprise attack.
 
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coldvein

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Marsipolami said:
Hi, I'm drunk. Does that qualify me to post in this thread? Me and my buddy realized we like the same girl and one of us will have to kill the other. Is it cowardous of me to go first? Or should I wait it out and 'counter-kill' him? He's a lot beefier tha. Me so that way would be kind pf risky. Edit: Oh, and I think she likes him more than me, so maybe I should go first just to fulfill the cliché.
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sounds like imminent disaster.
 
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ATF487

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Going to get drunk in the most terrible bar tonight. It's with some kids I haven't seen in ages so it should be interesting, just not looking forward to paying non-college bar prices

Marsipolami said:
Hi, I'm drunk. Does that qualify me to post in this thread? Me and my buddy realized we like the same girl and one of us will have to kill the other. Is it cowardous of me to go first? Or should I wait it out and 'counter-kill' him? He's a lot beefier tha. Me so that way would be kind pf risky. Edit: Oh, and I think she likes him more than me, so maybe I should go first just to fulfill the cliché.
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Seems like you're the underdog in this situation. Time to go for the last chance hail mary play.

Whip it out
 
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Acid08

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Marsipolami said:
Hi, I'm drunk. Does that qualify me to post in this thread? Me and my buddy realized we like the same girl and one of us will have to kill the other. Is it cowardous of me to go first? Or should I wait it out and 'counter-kill' him? He's a lot beefier tha. Me so that way would be kind pf risky. Edit: Oh, and I think she likes him more than me, so maybe I should go first just to fulfill the cliché.
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Smang them both.
 
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Huff

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Brantley is causing me to drink a little faster than normal while watching the UF/FSU game.

getting another of them jack drinks
 
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Marsipolami

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"Is something wrong?", she said
Well of course there is, "you're still alive", she said
Oh, and do I deserve to be?
Is that the question? And if so, if so, who answers who answers?

I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
 
Axalon

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I heard my housemate and his girlfriend having sex in his room, with what sounded like some desk chair involvement, so I made two martinis, poured them in the proper glasses, olive and all, and left them on the table outside of their room. Brofist
 
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Chris R

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which1spink said:
interesting. tbh I don't get american football, it seems pretty boring to me compared to other sports :/

boring=not as dynamic...
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College stuff is better than the professional stuff in my opinion. More ethuseasm and because the players aren't as good, more mistakes = more crazy stuff happening.
 
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MNC

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son of a fucking bitch


lost my coat tonight at the bar

took another man's coat to stay warm in the depths of the cold night


someone find my coat please :(
 
DangerStepp

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VPhys said:
I'm going to try this tonight.
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This is actually how good friend of mine gauges how drunk she is.

Also....
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Srsly

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BroHuffman said:
how does everyone realize when they are really drunk?

i flick my nose, if i can't feel it = drunk
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I don't even have to move. I know i'm drunk when I'm overwashed with a feeling of warmth, which also comes with an all of the sudden just don't give a fuck attitude
 
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Atramental

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BroHuffman said:
Do you actually desire fat girls more? Or are just more likely to sleep with them?
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probably the latter

but then I tense up and shirk away... and sit in a dark corner where no one can see me..

Edit;
and I'm totally breaking my rule of not drinking aynthing until I got myself in tip top physical shape but fuck it.
 
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Timedog

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Oh fuck, I hope I don't leave my pizza nachos in the oven too long. I always forget about food and overcook it when I'm drinking.
 
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