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wants to fuck an Asian grill.
There is crying for attention, crying for help, crying to let it out, and then a postmodern hipster form of cry that is a double corinthian decontruction of the concept of "cry" itslf. Really speaks to the human condition.
 
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We already ate, but my dude's wife is fasting of ramadon or whatevs so now shes about to eat and I'm going to eat seconds.
 
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MUnited83

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I'm way too drunk right now Gaf,sending messages I'm totally regretting in the future.



Edit: Also checking how good my aim is on Sniper Elite 3 in this state.
 
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TheKaeptain

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Bam Bam Baklava said:
This picture of Robben really illustrates my summer perfectly. Just lazing around no fucks given about anything at all.

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that's me too. I have to start looking for a new internship but I am not in LA right now so I am on relax mode.
 
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Snuggles

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👬👭 we all just want love and affection and companionship. Tryiing to orchestrate post bar drinking. Clock is tickin.
 
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kehs

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So I have this really adverse reaction to drinking socially with others.

Everyone's been getting single zinfandeled and two corona trashed since friday, and I haven't had a drink at all.

I prefer to be drank when others aren't. heh.
 
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arab said:
i pissed on my friend's coffee table. i think i'm done drinking for now
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Decided to get a case of PBR and keep drinking with some peeps even though I already drank tons and spent a shitload of money at the bar. It got to bed time and the people I was hanging with went to bed together with the door ope and I could hear them messing around so I was fucking beyond wasted and decided to walk home.

I had like 20 PBR's left that I loaded up in this book bag over my shoulder to take home, but I got lost and they were so heavy that they fucked my back up really bad and had to jettison them one by one until I said fuck it and just chucked the entire bag. Pretty sure I was passing by our hospital at the time so now they literally have a case of PBR' spread across their lawn .

Ended up going in a circle like three times and between being obliterated and in severe pain I was groaning and staggering around like a zombie with my upper half leaning heavily to the side. I was in so much pain I had to keep stopping and laying down next to the sidewalk to recover. If anyone saw me I would be in jail right now.

Somehow I eventually made it home but by then the sun had come out. It should have been a 30 min walk but it took me hours. Fuck.
 
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Snuggles said:
Decided to get a case of PBR and keep drinking with some peeps even though I already drank tons and spent a shitload of money at the bar. It got to bed time and the people I was hanging with went to bed together with the door ope and I could hear them messing around so I was fucking beyond wasted and decided to walk home.

I had like 20 PBR's left that I loaded up in this book bag over my shoulder to take home, but I got lost and they were so heavy that they fucked my back up really bad and had to jettison them one by one until I said fuck it and just chucked the entire bag. Pretty sure I was passing by our hospital at the time so now they literally have a case of PBR' spread across their lawn .

Ended up going in a circle like three times and between being obliterated and in severe pain I was groaning and staggering around like a zombie with my upper half leaning heavily to the side. I was in so much pain I had to keep stopping and laying down next to the sidewalk to recover. If anyone saw me I would be in jail right now.

Somehow I eventually made it home but by then the sun had come out. It should have been a 30 min walk but it took me hours. Fuck.
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you should go back and recover the PBR

do you ever sleepwalk when drunk? i've deduced that i sleptwalk 5 feet from where i crashing, whipped out my dick and trickled some pee on my friend's coffee table while another friend watched me do it. it could be worse and my circle of friends have all had their messy nights but people were telling me that i hardly seemed drunk when we were partying earlier.

anyway, drunken slip n slides are awesome and a new fourth tradition.
 
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My Chinese neighbour invited me over for Gameer night (gaming and beer)

We played The Last Guardian on his Wii U and I have to say, VR has come a long way since the Dreamcast.
 
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Mully

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Found an LCD monitor down in the basement. Running a two monitor setup plus Chromecast on the TV next to me make me feel like I'm in the future.
 
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hoggert

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i think i want to try making a bacon fat infused bourbon but im really sick of the verb infuse and hearing it slapped on everything
 
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Snuggles

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Man I fucked my leg up somehow. Been hobbling around all day like a cripple. Shoulder and back are in bad condition too. Might not make it. 🚑
 
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snuggles i prescribe you whiskey and bed rest and music. that reminds me i haven't listened to your two latest mixes 🌝

Minus_Me said:
Why ruin good bourbon?
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That's a good question. It's an ok bottle of wild turkey. I think im just going to drink it in the park next weekend.
 
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Snuggles

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Not 100% sure about the leg but I must have ate dirt hard. Just walking around the house is a struggle. I might have to get put in a wheelchair.💀
 
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sn00zer

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Waaaaaaaats up muthafucking neogaffers....follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/sn00zer_neo ....also you are cool...not all of you....some of you are weird...most of you are not..... also if you follow me I will have no idea who you are because your name will not match your user name which makes me sad




also Doctor who is the shit....and the doctor in season 1 is severely underrated
 
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sn00zer

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Oh and DMC1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All other DMCs

Capcom tuned a super interesting horror verse into a bland fantasy one
 
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Oh no lost a twitter follower....NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also dont do drugs while drunk
 
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Haha. Talking to my sister... "So hows neogaf doing?"
 
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Daria

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Got drunk as fuck at my old neighbors. Some cute girl got taken away because her brother started puking. Home now but it's the absolute worst even though there's an ex here
 
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