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[hoggert]

I used to masturbate constantly

That is a classic.

 

[condompickle]

Dick cheeseburger.

 

[Zelda]

cheese thats what i was forgetting about some cheddar on a burger is a good idea i am definitely doing this

 

[condompickle]

how's your imaginary burger doing link?

 

[Zelda]

when i finish this job ill head over to the grocery store and get a box or two if you think of any other foods that would be good hit me up

 

[condompickle]

condoms and pickles. you put the pickles into the condom then eat it. it's actually very healthy. i've been on a juice/condompickle diet for a few weeks. i feel alive.

I put in my request for a name change. Master splinter is wise and cunning. I am neither. I am a disgrace to his legacy.

 

[arab]

finally starting to feel a sense of home here. this is the biggest move of my adult life. i went to undergrad in my hometown so i never got to experience the post-high school abandonment of familiarity. now it's kicking in. feelsgoodman

 

[condompickle]

finally starting to feel a sense of home here. this is the biggest move of my adult life. i went to undergrad in my hometown so i never got to experience the post-high school abandonment of familiarity. now it's kicking in. feelsgoodman

philly is awesome. proud of you arab.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

How old is arab? Also, what are you doing in philly, working?

 

[Zelda]

thank you puerto rican people for your food

 

[condompickle]

starting to think zelda and stylz are the same person.

 

[hoggert]

Zelda = Halo 2

 

[condompickle]

Either way they're both full of shit. Halo2 send photos of the bubbas! I'm gonna grill mine in an hr! So stoked.

 

[Zelda]

ill be at this place for another4 hours then i will retrieve the bubba who's halo 2 and styls

 

[condompickle]

be careful halo2. there's alot of weirdos out there that would rat you out for having another account.

 

[Windam]

wow

 

[Zelda]

halo 2 is a great game i can see myself playing it while eating a bubba burger in the future

 

[condompickle]

keep being full of shit and i will be the one to rat you out. <3

 

[Snuggles]

I've already contacted the mods. Appropriate actions are being taken.

 

[condompickle]

Sad to see link get banned over a hamburger. I'll live. Btw mines almost ready! Will post an update

Ok here it is! Soooooo good. Sorry for mega photo. I'm on the pad

 

[Zelda]

i need to see this burger in action

now ive seen it and im not disappointed

 

[kehs]

Actually im Zelda.

 

[Transhuman]

I'm Zelda.

 

[brianjones]

that's a sad looking burger

 

[condompickle]

You should see my bath right now.

 

[arab]

How old is arab? Also, what are you doing in philly, working?

23, grad skool. think steam is blocked by my uni. fuck my life i need to play dota

 

[Zelda]

if my school blocked steam id switch schools

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Arab on his way to a phd at this rate.

 

[Minus_Me]

At a garden party, tea is at 4pm and there isn't a drop of alcohol being served whatsoever, that my friends is total horseshit.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Tea is more civil.

 

[Minus_Me]

Plain scones with some devonshire cream and jam though. I still need champagne at least.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Ugh. Went in to work at 7:30 (schedule was 11am) to help stock and prepare. Fucking dying the true death over and over.

My manager gave me half a norco but I don't want to take it while I'm on the clock. Pretty sure I'm gonna make it until closing but man I'm in pain.

 

[Minus_Me]

I wish my boss gave me drugs.

 

[condompickle]

i think i need to goto the dr. i haven't got a good nights sleep in 4 years. i'm not stressed, i actually love my life, everything is going great. but sleep. waking up every 3 hrs is not normal. maybe ambien? idk

 

[arab]

vpn works with steam. checkmate athiests. i'm getting a pharmD so soon i'll get my name changed to dr. arab

 

[brianjones]

doing too much coke master P

have j2 mail you some weed

 

[condompickle]

no, i only do coke once a few months at social gatherings. if j2 sent me trees they would be here in 2 years.

 

[Zelda]

Just ran into a load of cash so many bubba burgers will be mine

 

[condompickle]

post pic or i'm reporting you halo 2.

 

[hoggert]

I had 4 cans of preban caffinated 2010 4loko at my old place. I gave them to the couple that moved in and they actually drank them and were up to sunrise fucking I guess. They must've tasted like shit thou they were in and out of the fridge constantly over the years.

 

[arab]

I had 4 cans of preban caffinated 2010 4loko at my old place. I gave them to the couple that moved in and they actually drank them and were up to sunrise fucking I guess. They must've tasted like shit thou they were in and out of the fridge constantly over the years.

i wish i had the smarts to buy some pre-pussified fourloko to age for a decade before enjoying their taste

 

[hoggert]

Yea. I shoulda built a 4loko cellar so I could store them and compare vintage when imma graybeard

 

[condompickle]

i just asked my girl for nudes. i feel like a scumbag now. her response was nudes.

 

[Snuggles]

i just asked my girl for nudes. i feel like a scumbag now. her response was nudes.

CSB (cool story bro).

 

[condompickle]

not really, her response was nudes. the words. no pics. now i have to snap off to memories

 

[Zelda]

I fucked two girls this week. im drunk RIP ill get the burger tomorrow shit happened its not ok

 

[condompickle]

where's the bubba?

 

[EloquentM]

fuck a duck

 

[braves01]

Ugh. Went in to work at 7:30 (schedule was 11am) to help stock and prepare. Fucking dying the true death over and over.

My manager gave me half a norco but I don't want to take it while I'm on the clock. Pretty sure I'm gonna make it until closing but man I'm in pain.

Is that a Hyperion reference?

 

[Minus_Me]

True Blood bro