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[condompickle]

snuggz are you blastin the get up kids right now?

 

[coldvein]

nah. naah. nahhhhh.

i'm ready to take my death, but at the hands of some dudes i dont know? nah.

 

[condompickle]

nah. naah. nahhhhh.

i'm ready to take my death, but at the hands of some dudes i dont know? nah.

cold kev relax. namaste.

 

[coldvein]

eh?

 

[condompickle]

enjoy life. smile, breathe, shit. don't stress over petty things.

 

[Snuggles]

enjoy life. smile, breathe, shit. don't stress over petty things.

On behalf of drunk thread, the united states, planet earth, and the universe, jesus christ, shut the fuck up.

Take a couple down with you CV.

 

[coldvein]

damn, dude.

you just fixed everything.

you fucking genius.

you should get published.

 

[condompickle]

oh sorry this is depressing gaf. snugs you will be forever alone with your shit ass personality. regardless if its a persona like i do or not. enjoy your life. ck you're a good looking guy. you will be fine.

edit i would f ck if that's him in the sheppard rip off.

 

[coldvein]

....

who the fuck is this guy

 

[Gvaz]

acid is a hell of a drug yo

 

[condompickle]

....

who the fuck is this guy

look outside your window.

 

[coldvein]

i see a bunch of people smoking a houka, is that you? do i need to call the manager?

 

[condompickle]

i'm an asshole just like you. i think you are a piece of shit along with styles. you have no heart, you are cold kevin. my advice. smile.

 

[coldvein]

i'm an asshole just like you. i think you are a piece of shit along with styles. you have no heart, you are cold kevin. my advice. smile.

amazing.

 

[Snuggles]

oh sorry this is depressing gaf. snugs you will be forever alone with your shit ass personality. regardless if its a persona like i do or not. enjoy your life. ck you're a good looking guy. you will be fine.

edit i would f ck if that's him in the sheppard rip off.

You don't know shit about me or my personality, dawg. 🐶 Not even barely. I don't know you either, but I can only hope you're not as obnoxious in real life. You have the presence of a wet fart on an elevator.

 

[Gvaz]

chill man, you're doing the whole anti-zen thing bro

 

[coldvein]

condompickle, delete your comment about me or i will come after you.

 

[condompickle]

condompickle, delete your comment about me or i will come after you.

come at me me i will pay for your flight(pm me) unless you live in the nj metro area. i would love to meet a fellow pos

 

[condompickle]

You don't know shit about me or my personality, dawg. 🐶 Not even barely. I don't know you either, but I can only hope you're not as obnoxious in real life. You have the presence of a wet fart on an elevator.

snuggz u are lost soul. you will be forever alone. have fun snappin off to porn for the next 20 years.

 

[coldvein]

hahaha.

condompickle, found soul, smiles all the time.

 

[condompickle]

hahaha.

condompickle, found soul, smiles all the time.

i was being serious. i will pay for your flight if you aren't a driving distance away.

 

[Snuggles]

Anyone else playing that Plants vs Zombies shit on PS4? Just snagged it, guess it's out now. Looks dope as fuck.

 

[coldvein]

you said "come at me"

 

[coldvein]

not much of the gaming today. waiting for a football game to come on.

 

[condompickle]

i'll pay for you and snuggz to come hang out. i'll get us fancy place on 32nd street. (nyc)

 

[coldvein]

we dont fuck with the effete east coast.

 

[condompickle]

you want to talk shit. i am willing to pay for flight and room and yet you mumble bs.

 

[coldvein]

i dont talk shit for fun, but when i see some faux hippie talking "just smile" garbage i cant help myself.

 

[condompickle]

should be called fake gaf. cause everyone here lies. get the pun?

 

[Snuggles]

Repping the North, on that Stark shit 4 life.

I don't game much either these days but I need to start staying in at night way more often so maybe I'll try to get back into it.

 

[condompickle]

i dont talk shit for fun, but when i see some faux hippie talking "just smile" garbage i cant help myself.

lol i'm not a hippy or do i believe in a single god. you have me planted wrong. but really pm me i will buy your flight and showcase nyc to you. for free. i'll even buy you food. hit me up!

 

[condompickle]

snuggz left or right? i use left while thinking of my girl.

 

[coldvein]

not interested. dont want to become a scientologist or whatever you're on.

 

[condompickle]

not interested. dont want to become a scientologist or whatever you're on.

i'm on life. you're on bullshit.

 

[coldvein]

would you say that you're high on life?

 

[Snuggles]

not interested. dont want to become a scientologist or whatever you're on.

There's probably not wifi in his rape dungeon so I'd pass personally.

 

[condompickle]

snuggz you ok?

 

[Gvaz]

i dunno man just let the fireflies roll through ya

 

[condompickle]

yes snuggz. i have a rape dungeon.,i don't fuck my gf once every 4 months in my mansion.. let me upload the last photo i have of her.

diapers. <3

she's small i think

 

[Illithid Dude]

why can't we all just be friends

 

[Minus_Me]

Rape dungeon?

 

[kehs]

I fucking told you to delete that calvin.

 

[J. Bravo]

squash, keep doin what you're doing. the fact she said she would hurt you.. that's a mega super red flag. you're a good dude, plenty of ratty ass fish in the sea. chin up. and yes, stop talking to her. don't text or call. maybe she'll realize how amazing you are, if she doesn't,then you win either way.

Thanks man. What's kind of fucked up is that she confessed she has feelings for me was well. Like, if we both like each other, we go out a ton and spend a lot of time together, why can't we take the next step and make it official... Whatever. I'm gonna smoke myself into oblivion tonight

 

[condompickle]

Thanks man. What's kind of fucked up is that she confessed she has feelings for me was well. Like, if we both like each other, we go out a ton and spend a lot of time together, why can't we take the next step and make it official... Whatever. I'm gonna smoke myself into oblivion tonight

just relax. legit relax .

 

[J. Bravo]

Oh and she called me immature lol. Wouldn't tell me how or why that makes me ineligible. Anyways I'm done. Thanks for reading(or pretending to read).

Gotta eat, nap, play some vidyaa, lift, and smoke and I'll be in a much better mood.

 

[hoggert]

I guess this would be a bad time to bring up there was some trucker on the highway that had custom flaps with his fursona on it. At first I was like naw no way. But now that I've got train wifi and spent 15 minutes on google why my phone delete me saying wtf

You guys are so riled up btw. If you come to nyc ill film all the shit goin down behind closed hotel room doors with Gary the goat and his goat pro flown in from koala land lol

 

[Get'sMad]

somehow despite being up blotto until 4 this morning I was able to get up and run 6 miles, wash my car and mow the lawn all before 1 pm.

I'm totally gonna pass out mid sentence after my 1st drink on my date tonight :/

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You don't know shit about me or my personality, dawg. &#128054; Not even barely. I don't know you either, but I can only hope you're not as obnoxious in real life. You have the presence of a wet fart on an elevator.

I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich on a couch at work and this is exactly the post I want to be reading.

 

[condompickle]

just woke up. had chicken parm from last night. feels good. i can go for some mussels and a pep roll..

 

[condompickle]

i'm starting to think i'm the only one here who actually has a gf. fuck off i'm done