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You're welcome the join us in the Forest. I'll save u some nuts n berries.
Last time I went into the forest I found out my entire world was a television show.
condompickle
Banned
Moon was a horrible movie. And fuck that pos master splinter goon. Acts like an annoying 18 yr old girl.
Oh my rape dungeon just go Sheetrock'd yesterday. All I need is some soundproofing. I'm gonna swing by a guitar store and see what they have.
Oh my rape dungeon just go Sheetrock'd yesterday. All I need is some soundproofing. I'm gonna swing by a guitar store and see what they have.
condompickle
Banned
It's an oblivion rip off.
Drunk alone, chilling in front of the pc with my headphohnes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
Flawless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
Flawless
I like really hate fantasy sports but I've been helping my dad do his NFL one with his old man friends since like middle school and I had to go with him to the draft thing today.
shit took fuckin forever and the beer they had there was blue moon and I despise that stuff and could only choke down 2
I'm now finally back at my place and able to get drunk on this fine Sunday.... I also have tomorrow off
shit took fuckin forever and the beer they had there was blue moon and I despise that stuff and could only choke down 2
I'm now finally back at my place and able to get drunk on this fine Sunday.... I also have tomorrow off
condompickle
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Oblivion is the movie with tom cruise. Moon has the same concept, but is horrible.
I don't care if everyone despises me on here, I would actually agree with most people here. I may be a happy camper, but there's no doubt I'm a huge asshole.
I don't care if everyone despises me on here, I would actually agree with most people here. I may be a happy camper, but there's no doubt I'm a huge asshole.
condompickle
Banned
That was the joke. I have a weird sense of humor. But sorry I didn't care for moon.
condompickle
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Lol that actually made me giggle. Thanks keys. Night drunk gaf!
Bam Bam Baklava
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I like how people who were permed come back and don't even hide who they are. Mods don't care.
Skullface
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I once took an amtrak to Washington DC while locked in a serious bender. I had no plan and it was freezing cold outside. Booze does funny things to me. I'm ashamed to admit I've got 100 similar stories. I should right a book about my drunken escapades.
Also, does anyone else just hate movies when they've been drinking? A friend of mine threw a barrel down an isle at the theater because both he and I thought Napoleon Dynamite was offensive to 2/5 of our senses. I saw it when it was released on DVD and got some good kicks out of it.
Also, does anyone else just hate movies when they've been drinking? A friend of mine threw a barrel down an isle at the theater because both he and I thought Napoleon Dynamite was offensive to 2/5 of our senses. I saw it when it was released on DVD and got some good kicks out of it.
Skullface
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Lol I know where you're coming from. When ever someone on 4chan uses the term "autist", I instantly think Napoleon Dynamite. I will say that his scumbag uncle was pretty funny. Just, thank Christ the cartoon didn't make it anywhere... That was terrible...
Edit: I know what autism is, I actually have a good friend that has asperger's. Just in case anyone might be offended by my comment. I mean, 4chan almost never uses the term "autist" to describe someone with autism... I'm looking at you /b/.
sunday night laying on the living room rug nursing a cocktail and smoking a j
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EphEk2KCQ9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EphEk2KCQ9w
Illithid Dude
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drunk and alone
but college wooo
why aren't my friends pulling through?
but college wooo
why aren't my friends pulling through?
Brawl just broke out at the bar over pool. People started punching each other then out of nowhere someone chucked their glass which whizzed just inches over my head and burst. Face was covered in vodka and tonic but somehow dodged the glass. Intense. It would only make sense that the least aggresive person in the entire bar would get caught in the crossfire.
cuz u got class tomorrow fool
I was doing quite a bit of coke the last month in Bolivia. It was only $13/gram. I met this beautiful, rich, smart Chilean girl at the bar one night after a few lines with my buddy in the hostel. Talked to her for 2+ hours, then eventually worked up the courage to kiss her but my mouth was so numb I didn't feel anything. I think she had a gap, but yoga pants might just create artificial gaps so I can't guarantee NEthing. IDevenK. Add it to the list of missed opportunities...
Yes! Late night runs are fantastic. Hadn't made the David Lynch connection but you're on point. Put on some moody ambient music and you're there.
I don't know. There is this girl in the crew who is a friend's gf and a friend to me as well, but I had this random, intense sex dream about her being naked and riding my big dick while I laid on the floor and now it's hard to look at her normal. I don't know.
Prob be very long time if ever I get back in that game. Zero expectations 4 4ever.
Prob be very long time if ever I get back in that game. Zero expectations 4 4ever.
Illithid Dude
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TOM f'N CRUISE
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How the fuck?? I have shingles..... I need a drink
Slippery In Net
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I feel that I am of the mental status required by this thread.
I also feel like I am in the right frame of mind to make an important decision for someone. Do you need to make a decision? I would be happy to make it for you.
Otherwise, Coheed and Cambria is the best band ever.
I also feel like I am in the right frame of mind to make an important decision for someone. Do you need to make a decision? I would be happy to make it for you.
Otherwise, Coheed and Cambria is the best band ever.
Should I walk out of my stupid fucking job and go start my life in the forest today? I will have to migrate at least 1000 miles by foot in the next few months since the homeless die out here and at least one cat will be traveling with me.
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