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[Slippery In Net]

Should I walk out of my stupid fucking job and go start my life in the forest today? I will have to migrate at least 1000 miles by foot in the next few months since the homeless die out here and at least one cat will be traveling with me.

If the cat is capable of protecting you while you sleep, and you have some type of portable music playing device with C&C on it, I don't see why not. Be sure to send me a postcard.

Spoiler

What kind of job do you have? I'm curious.

 

[Snuggles]

That's none of your business.

Can't believe summer is ending. Fall is cool but I need at least one or two more cool wilderness journeys before it's over but my bike is super fucked atm. We tried to fix the tire but the second tube exploded. I need to get that shit fixed someday when I have an actual free day before it's too late. This has been a turbulent summer but a good ride thru the woods and some sunset beach action will at least make the ending nice.

 

[kehs]

Did you waltz in late today to you job smogs?

 

[J. Bravo]

I did. I was 55 minutes late. I might get a second job at a pizza place to give me free food.

 

[Snuggles]

I set four alarms and the third one was successful. On time to get shit done, not that these fatasses deserve it.

 

[kehs]

God I wanna get wrecked with snuggs one day.


Dude is too fucking legit to quit.

 

[Snuggles]

You don't want that. I'm a bad influence. Stay away, can't let the corruption spread.

 

[kehs]

Cute that you think you're the bad influence.

 

[Wool]

Yes! Late night runs are fantastic. Hadn't made the David Lynch connection but you're on point. Put on some moody ambient music and you're there.

Basically everything's better late at night. Late night bike rides with no cars on the road, driving, running, music, etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiGATUHjxs

 

[Snuggles]

Cute that you think you're the bad influence.

No you're cute. 💕

 

[hoggert]

sup eggman

 

[Snuggles]

Did you just call me Eggman? How rude. 😤

 

[J. Bravo]

Delivering pizza or back to taco bell?

 

[hoggert]

sry my sincerest apologies

that was meant for the real eggman but i hadn't refreshed the page in a while

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

sry my sincerest apologies

that was meant for the real eggman but i hadn't refreshed the page in a while

He hasn't posted since he was outed.

 

[kehs]

No you're cute. 💕

We're gonna have the dirtiest sexfest.

 

[hoggert]

hes here

 

[kehs]

He hasn't posted since he was outed.

eggman doesn't really exist, he's inside of all of us.

especially condompickle

 

[AcridMeat]

Otherwise, Coheed and Cambria is the best band ever.

You were doing so well until this line.

Basically everything's better late at night. Late night bike rides with no cars on the road, driving, running, music, etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiGATUHjxs

Agreed, it's just about the motivation to do those things at that time. Hiking especially is awesome.

Violent Femmes were one of the first bands whose music I purchased digitally.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm a night person as well but early AM is the prime shit. It's got the tranquil elements of night but the optimism of energy of a fresh new day. 🌄

Due to my lifestyle I am very rarely am conscious during that time, though. 💤

 

[kehs]

snuggs, no one is ever really conscious.

 

[Snuggles]

Conscious in the sense that normals use the term. Of course, we are all dead cocoons, true conscious locked away from our weak grasps.

 

[Skullface]

I'm going to make a bold statement here; anyone unfamiliar with the first 20 years of Tom Waits' career had no bidness drinking anything stronger than O'Douls.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZmqbcBsTAw

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I bought 10oz of orange juice that is infused with 150mg of caffeine.

 

[brianjones]

get some vodka in there and you got yourself a stew

 

[Skullface]

I bought 10oz of orange juice that is infused with 150mg of caffeine.

Is that in a can by chance? I think I've seen that kind of thing around over the years.

 

[EloquentM]

I used to pay male and female escorts to screw in front of me.

And you always wondered why I love you.

 

[Get'sMad]

is there a more excruciating wait then when you bake a frozen burrito in the oven?

35 god damn minutes.....

 

[B-Dex]

So Canada finally got cool ranch Doritos locos tacos.

 

[Get'sMad]

man I haven't been to taco bell in forever

kinda feel like going this week and ordering $30 worth of food and eating until I vomit or get type 2 diabetes.

 

[kehs]

snuggs, no one is ever really conscious.

I wrote this just before I passed out earlier.

lol

 

[brianjones]

building up my bow skills in last of us hoping I can join the Forest Krew

 

[Minus_Me]

And you always wondered why I love you.

I just really love watching two attractive people fuck each other. The universe didn't give me looks, but I have money to indulge so I have.

 

[brianjones]

why not just fuck the attractive female and cut out the middle man

 

[Minus_Me]

Cause I'm not that great looking.

 

[J. Bravo]

But if you're paying..........

 

[Get'sMad]

I don't know what kind of asshole bug bit me but I've had a bruise on my leg thats gotten progressively bigger over the past 3 days

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Cause I'm not that great looking.

But you're rich.

 

[kehs]

I don't know what kind of asshole bug bit me but I've had a bruise on my leg thats gotten progressively bigger over the past 3 days

Probably a brown spider.

RIP

 

[Minus_Me]

Lol, fucking the hot girl would defeat the whole watching two really attractive people fuck bit. I mean like a perfect man and a perfect woman. I mean in my opinion of course.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Shingles? What areyou 80?

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30 :/

 

[kehs]

Shingles? What areyou 80?

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30 :/

can't even quote properly.

You're nurse is looking for you!

 

[Arkos]

I just farted

 

[EloquentM]

Lol, fucking the hot girl would defeat the whole watching two really attractive people fuck bit. I mean like a perfect man and a perfect woman. I mean in my opinion of course.

You can pay me. Shit I'll do it for a meal and some booze

 

[Skullface]

You can pay me. Shit I'll do it for a meal and some booze

Has anyone ever told you that you may have a problem?

 

[Minus_Me]

You can pay me. Shit I'll do it for a meal and some booze

Still can't find a job?

 

[kehs]

I'm beginning to wonder if no one should have a job.

 

[Minus_Me]

From what I've seen, we're probably 15-20 years away from that happening.

 

[kehs]

Imagine that day.

Religious.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

can't even quote properly.

You're nurse is looking for you!

*swings cain*