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Drunk thread
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get you a good cigar and you'll know what true waviness feels like breh. nicotine x alcohol crossfades are magical
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Friend texts me to come to this big ass bar but now won't text me where the he'll he is here.
acriddd...
bathroom, place of enlightenment
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
i wish i had enough money to become a drifter
thought i had made some good friends in this town, but it seems like theyve been avoiding me lately, i do have one really good friend who hangs with me when he can but he is realy busy, school full time, work almost full time, and is also a drug dealer
thought i had made some good friends in this town, but it seems like theyve been avoiding me lately, i do have one really good friend who hangs with me when he can but he is realy busy, school full time, work almost full time, and is also a drug dealer
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
hey guys post in the thread i made
also acrid dont give up <3 u
also acrid dont give up <3 u
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
mods always be keepin me down
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
my two housemates were both at the same house party and neither invited me. wtf? why does no one like me, i thought i was a pretty cool dude?
;_;
;_;
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
it just feels like i have nowhere to belong in this world
this is why i made my mars thread
well not really but kind of.
i finished my whiskey too tonight, wine, beer, whiskey, my three faves
and all that could have been
you fucking stole this from me!!!1!!!
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
the only one true rock ive had in this life has been punk rock
brianjones
Member
yo I'm watchin idiot abroad this the funniest shit
he's visiting real life dhalsims atm
This guys had his arm in the air for 12 years
he's visiting real life dhalsims atm
This guys had his arm in the air for 12 years
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
jtwo have you read perks of being a wallflower
I wuv you too. Gonna buy some wine tomorrow.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it
once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen----
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it
once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen----
brianjones
Member
stfu
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
BABOOM
My head hurts. 😲💥🔨
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Deleted member 22576
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I feel fantastic because I drank ten cans if Perrier sparkling water last night. Gonna see where this goes. When I was immersed in the simulation and habitually gulping it wasn't any different than beer, but when I got up to pee and wasn't drunk I felt very strange.
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Deleted member 22576
Unconfirmed Member
No? perrier has 0% sodium.
I mean it has 4% calcium in it so I guess kidney stones? But that can't be anywhere on the level of soda or beer. Unless just straight carbonation is bad for you.. in which case I'm already screwed because beer is carbonated.
I'd be curious to see the comparison to tap water, which I also drink a ton of.
also, I only drank 84oz of it. Ten 8.4oz cans. Thats like, a liter and a half of water. thats childs play.
i didnt even read this because i dont really care
http://www.livestrong.com/article/88387-sparkling-mineral-water-health-benefits/
but hmm, im curious if you heard any reasoning behind the drawbacks to it.
I mean it has 4% calcium in it so I guess kidney stones? But that can't be anywhere on the level of soda or beer. Unless just straight carbonation is bad for you.. in which case I'm already screwed because beer is carbonated.
I'd be curious to see the comparison to tap water, which I also drink a ton of.
also, I only drank 84oz of it. Ten 8.4oz cans. Thats like, a liter and a half of water. thats childs play.
i didnt even read this because i dont really care
http://www.livestrong.com/article/88387-sparkling-mineral-water-health-benefits/
but hmm, im curious if you heard any reasoning behind the drawbacks to it.
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Deleted member 22576
Unconfirmed Member
My typical brand arrowhead might have sodium in it, but I'm also starting to think that only the flavored waters have sodium in them. Idk.
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Deleted member 22576
Unconfirmed Member
I want to use grapefruit oil to extract THC and then add it to sparkling water.
Time to go get my wine. Waiting for my 3rd ps3 to come in the mail. I need to stop selling these damn things.
Edit: I totally forgot April fools is on Tuesday. I have to turn my phone off on that day every year because my mother takes her pranks too far. She's literally made my sister and my moms oldest friend cry before. I don't have time to deal with that shit.
Edit: I totally forgot April fools is on Tuesday. I have to turn my phone off on that day every year because my mother takes her pranks too far. She's literally made my sister and my moms oldest friend cry before. I don't have time to deal with that shit.
Cali?
I had a last minute change of heart and took a different one home. He was a better fit for the crew and the owners wanted to keep Cali.
He's a boy cat and fluffy. I fucking love fluffy cats. 🙀😻 Thinking about naming him Dog.
Celebrating with a cocktail. I hope it doesn't die.
He's a boy cat and fluffy. I fucking love fluffy cats. 🙀😻 Thinking about naming him Dog.
Celebrating with a cocktail. I hope it doesn't die.
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Unconfirmed Member
Wow. Ok Snuggler I'm gonna also post about cat related things.
So, Yesterday morning I mentioned how I had a literal cat-burglar in my house. The plot has thickened. Last night at exactly 2am the same thing happened. I heard a huge crash downstairs and a cat howl so I bolted upright and flew downstairs with a pair of premium denim jeans bunched up ready to swat the fuck out of any feline intruders.
I can't even begin to describe how scary it is to be woken up like this.
Anyway, so I notice two toppled books from the kitchen shelves and some slobber on the floor but I still don't see this fucking cat. I didn't waste my time looking around for it, but I turned on all the lights and made a bunch of noise with the back door open hoping I would scare it into running outside. My cat, Velocialume, is acting all freaky. She has her tail puffed up super large and is definitely acting like theres another cat around.
So, I was thinking that it has to be my neighbors cat. This cat and my cat fight all the time and I have seen this stupid cat (named lil grey) in my house a couple times. So I talk to him and it turns out shes been missing for two days. Which is really sad. He's some lonely old man and is very very upset about his cat being missing.
He was like, "I just felt that she was in danger, man. I could feel her trapped somewhere. I was getting very emotional about it."
I tried to reiterate that I didn't actually see the cat both nights because I didn't want to get his hopes up in case his cat actually is missing. But now I have a bonafide mystery on my hands..
So, Yesterday morning I mentioned how I had a literal cat-burglar in my house. The plot has thickened. Last night at exactly 2am the same thing happened. I heard a huge crash downstairs and a cat howl so I bolted upright and flew downstairs with a pair of premium denim jeans bunched up ready to swat the fuck out of any feline intruders.
I can't even begin to describe how scary it is to be woken up like this.
Anyway, so I notice two toppled books from the kitchen shelves and some slobber on the floor but I still don't see this fucking cat. I didn't waste my time looking around for it, but I turned on all the lights and made a bunch of noise with the back door open hoping I would scare it into running outside. My cat, Velocialume, is acting all freaky. She has her tail puffed up super large and is definitely acting like theres another cat around.
So, I was thinking that it has to be my neighbors cat. This cat and my cat fight all the time and I have seen this stupid cat (named lil grey) in my house a couple times. So I talk to him and it turns out shes been missing for two days. Which is really sad. He's some lonely old man and is very very upset about his cat being missing.
He was like, "I just felt that she was in danger, man. I could feel her trapped somewhere. I was getting very emotional about it."
I tried to reiterate that I didn't actually see the cat both nights because I didn't want to get his hopes up in case his cat actually is missing. But now I have a bonafide mystery on my hands..
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