Rock And Roll
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About to get the party started. Got my Advocaat and going to make some Fluffy Ducks. Will update in an hour when I'm hopefully on my way to being shittered
I wanna get another drink, but I'm reading the room and I don't think it's a good idea.
Pour a bunch of drinks for everyone else and pass them out.
I am literally the only customer at a bar right now. They just barely opened at 930p, when I got there. This is surreal.
I get more merry christmas greeting on facebook than I do from people in real life at midnight.
The number is 1.
=(
Hmmm going to have to taper off the sweet stuff. Turns out I have to see some people tomorrow so I probably shouldn't show up looking like a bag of smashed assholes.
But that's so fun!
I aced like four holes of desert golfing during the family christmas prayer. 🙏👼⛳️👌💯
1⃣6⃣4⃣ but just started today.What hole are you on?
...how do you know what a bag of smashed assholes looks like?Hmmm going to have to taper off the sweet stuff. Turns out I have to see some people tomorrow so I probably shouldn't show up looking like a bag of smashed assholes.
Does that mean I'm a ghostWhat, you have never smashed the fuck out of an asshole?
you've never lived
Was drunk for the first time ever last night... It didn't go so well.