Feed your cat some milk.
Then throw it away.
Why do you want me dead?
Are you a cat?
My first time posting here. Just not my first time u have been drunk.
The latest emails between embattled executive Amy Pascal and Bond director Sam Mendes suggests a new candidate to replace Craig: New York Giants star quarterback, Eli Manning. The emails suggest that following Mannings impressive performance in the NFLs No More campaign against domestic violence, both Pascal and Mendes believe the younger Manning is ready to jump from television commercials onto the big scree
I've never actually drank before.This is the first time I've been drunk.
Fuck, that looks nice as hell. Jelly.kinda depressed and shit took a bad turn with the GF but I just confirmed that im going to punta del este jan 2nd with my brother and friends for at least a week
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I need it
Well that sounds bad. What up?fucking shit
See you again when you're drunk as fuck after the divorce. 💍🚫I'm married.
Thats all I need to say to be drunk as fuck tonight.
Did anyone of you ever pass out on a carpet?
Gods, I was freezing when I woke up.
Oh, so it's not only happening to me. Well, that's a bit of a relieve.The amount of times my sister found me on the floor is embarrassing.
I'm at 226!!Hole 5⃣0⃣0⃣ in desert golfing. ⛳️🏆✨
There's water traps now. 🙀💦