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DiddysKongQuest
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I'm actually impressed and jealous with how many girls you get.
ive been on a pretty odd roll but when I got home after yesterday I was precisely talking to a friend about it and how I just wanna date someone steady again
I need to get my own place is the thing I come down to every weekend night. it's gettin real shitty not having that at 26
I need to get my own place is the thing I come down to every weekend night. it's gettin real shitty not having that at 26
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Drinking on some Wild Turkey Honey
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
The research shit in MGSV is so addicting. I'm neglecting a lot of the non stealth branches but once the bionic arm shit opened up I was like LORDDDDDDDDDDD
Yeah mgs4 was one of the worst games I've ever played. Mgs3 is one of my top 5. I liked PW enough to get Mgsv thou. Nearly broke a controller due to a guard dude seeing me from 70m in the middle of the night with no nv goggles or search light and then things just got worse from there. I think it's time to sleep these guards are either blind or omniscient
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
I couldn't get down with MGSIV at all. I could perfect the first three but for some reason I couldn't no kill MGSIV and it was killing me inside. That tank senction was bullshit.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I got this theory of fiction class that's making me come up with a fairy tale. Anyone got ideas?
You guys approach things from interesting angles so the weirder the better.
You guys approach things from interesting angles so the weirder the better.
The fairy tale should be a metaphor / front for something realler / deeper. Use it as a mask to share your own desire and struggle.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Okay but I still need cool setting/plot/characters. I need some really crazy shit.
chronic_archaic
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I sorta hurt my knee last night drunk.
Also I just got done listening to Camel also a bit drunk. And high. It was nice.
Also I just got done listening to Camel also a bit drunk. And high. It was nice.
ok i got you
it's about a piece of human shit who creates posts everyday that are pretty much ripped from the front page of reddit or the first page of /v/ (you got in a bar fight with the last video game character you played as, how fucked are you? etc.) but then in a strange flash storm he is hit by lightning and then a careening schooner that the wind has picked up BUT when he or she, doesn't matter, wakes up, he has the super power to talk to animals which starts to ruin his life even more because WOoooow he works on a farm as an unlicensed illegal gelder so now he can hear what all these strapping stallions are talkin about before he gelds them this sends him into a spiral of despair but luckily his wise black foster father who took him in put clothes on his back and taught him how to read comes into the picture and beats some sense into him with his studded belt because he used to be the ONLY black punk in glasgow and is like "well, if you're gonna make shitty posts on the internet might as well post about every little change mahvel does to work their white middle class progressive agenda to neogaf first page all day ery day fuck wrestling its for babies" the end
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Whoa I have the entire next 36 hours completely to myself.
Just created my first chalice dungeon. Anyone want to play?
Just created my first chalice dungeon. Anyone want to play?
Oh god, I had a dinner party a couple of nights back and a guest brought some shitty chicken. So being the dumbass that I am, I didn't check the napkins I used before washing them and now my washing machine is full of gristle, tough chicken bits, and little pieces of bone that people were spitting out into the napkins. Fml
you guys gon love this
specially acrid
so the year I was with my ex (Venezuela) there was this dude.
this dude who was also a musician, friend of hers and another friend for a few years. dude even got her the tickets to come see me, more than once. he works at a travel agency.
this dude seemed close. friend close. im not a jealous guy. she was. all the time. with all my friends.
when I went there I was supposed to meet the guy but he bailed at the last second from a dinner and I never met him
only times I suspected something it was this dude. not saying she was with him or anything, but that he was preying on her hard. that he felt shit for her and whatnot, wasnt just a friendly guy, etc etc.
she always became mad at this. like what? no. he's just a friend, he got me tickets to see you! its nothing like that. he's a good friend.
one of our last ever fights was cause I brought something like that up, and she got livid and we didnt talk for like a month. That fight started the whole process that ended with the break up and whatnot
during that process, I kept bringing this dude up and she was like nononono he's a friend nono nothing like that wtf no I never saw him like that
then we broke up and then the "I really like someone" text outta nowhere that I talked about here came and whatnot
but I was like "nah, no way"
then today I open fb and through a friend in common I see this pic with a heart uploaded like yesterday I think
guess who that dude is
cot
damn
specially acrid
so the year I was with my ex (Venezuela) there was this dude.
this dude who was also a musician, friend of hers and another friend for a few years. dude even got her the tickets to come see me, more than once. he works at a travel agency.
this dude seemed close. friend close. im not a jealous guy. she was. all the time. with all my friends.
when I went there I was supposed to meet the guy but he bailed at the last second from a dinner and I never met him
only times I suspected something it was this dude. not saying she was with him or anything, but that he was preying on her hard. that he felt shit for her and whatnot, wasnt just a friendly guy, etc etc.
she always became mad at this. like what? no. he's just a friend, he got me tickets to see you! its nothing like that. he's a good friend.
one of our last ever fights was cause I brought something like that up, and she got livid and we didnt talk for like a month. That fight started the whole process that ended with the break up and whatnot
during that process, I kept bringing this dude up and she was like nononono he's a friend nono nothing like that wtf no I never saw him like that
then we broke up and then the "I really like someone" text outta nowhere that I talked about here came and whatnot
but I was like "nah, no way"
then today I open fb and through a friend in common I see this pic with a heart uploaded like yesterday I think
guess who that dude is
cot
damn
DiddysKongQuest
Member
At first I thought you got back together when I saw the pic.
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Transhuman
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Maybe it was just a platonic friend heart?
They're probably having sex right now'
Is she the girl with the kid or the one with the addictive personality when it comes to cocaine or both or neither I don't know what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ar2VHW1i2w
DiddysKongQuest
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Spill the beans
its ok to be jelly fam
DiddysKongQuest
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First accident I ever witnessed in a bus. The bus driver was confused the whole time and even drove the wrong way twice. Luckily no one got injured.
DiddysKongQuest
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I'm from Germany. Why?
DiddysKongQuest
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It's in Hesse, so it's quite far away from Berlin and Munich. Would also love to visit both places again. It's been way too long.
luckyboyceo
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Germany is dope as hell, I'd love to go back.
You'd have a blast in Berlin, Acrid. Great city. Seems to revolve around music too, so it'd be right up your alley.
You'd have a blast in Berlin, Acrid. Great city. Seems to revolve around music too, so it'd be right up your alley.
SecretMoblin
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I have a bunch of Bavarian friends, let's go acrid
we can hop a train to somewhere cooler if we get bored
we can hop a train to somewhere cooler if we get bored
DiddysKongQuest
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Drunk Gaf Germany meet up 2016
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