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[Salsa]

The Kaeptain just depressed the hell out of me. So sad to read that.

Mann haven't had a smoke for so long. I need my Lucky Strikes. Haven't smoked more than a handful of cigs since came back from Chile 3 months ago. Too expensive.

Chile meetup after end of January. Shit will go down.

im there maybe feb def march

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

Speaking about shirts. This dude was wearing a really cool shirt in this movie I was watching earlier. It's just a basic grey shirt with a picture of someone with a cigarette in their mouth.


but that picture was so cool

Sound like one of those James Dean shirts.

 

[Anteater]

hey look what i've found

a Poké Ball

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Gap levels at all time highs.

 

[Illithid Dude]

the gap will never die

 

[Anteater]

the theme song for mgs5 sure is good

i guess i'll play through it once i'm done with the bajillion games I have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=7&v=z9utXoWkE-w

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

hey look what i've found

a Poké Ball

Probably just a Magikarp inside.

 

[Salsa]

Gap levels at all time highs.

this girl is taller than me. wouldnt

 

[Anteater]

i thought watchdogs is a game about a nerdy hacking guy but the dude is actually rambo

i'm enjoying the game, it's like a tps with some hacking gimmicks you could use in combat

 

[Illithid Dude]

got my first two matches on tinder yesterday, and i think i'm gonna see one of them later this week. i enjoyed tinder when it was passive and i wasn't getting any matches but now that it's become real i'm not sure how i feel about the whole thing.

ah well, at least i'll break my dry spell

 

[TheKaeptain]

Gap levels at all time highs.

Go to Spain. I remember seeing a lot of chicks with amazing gap levels all over the place.

this girl is taller than me. wouldnt

Everyone should go out with a chick taller than them at least once in their lives. I went out with a 6'1" model. Best shower sex ever.

 

[Anteater]

holy shit capcom humble bundle



god is real

 

[Snuggles]

holy shit capcom humble bundle



god is real

Dang haven't bought a PC game in forev but might have to snatch up Revelations. RE is one of my fave series but haven't played that shit yet.

 

[Salsa]

Everyone should go out with a chick taller than them at least once in their lives. I went out with a 6'1" model. Best shower sex ever.

I did. it sucked!

dont think we had shower sex tho

 

[Salsa]

got my first two matches on tinder yesterday, and i think i'm gonna see one of them later this week. i enjoyed tinder when it was passive and i wasn't getting any matches but now that it's become real i'm not sure how i feel about the whole thing.

ah well, at least i'll break my dry spell

the "I know you from Tinder!" chick I was with on sat I hadnt even talked to

I never talk to any match really. dunno. it sounds lame to do. but she remembered me from swiping I guess. I just talked to her after

jajajja

 

[Snuggles]

Do you have showers in Uruguay? I just assumed you guys bathed in a river or something.

 

[Salsa]

Do you have showers in Uruguay? I just assumed you guys bathed in a river or something.

they aint very strong

 

[Minus_Me]

Go to Spain. I remember seeing a lot of chicks with amazing gap levels all over the place.



Everyone should go out with a chick taller than them at least once in their lives. I went out with a 6'1" model. Best shower sex ever.

My parents master bathroom has a shower that has a rain fixture and a couple of benches. Fun times in there with the gf, but regular shower sex sucks.

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

I don't know why, but "jajajaja" never fails to make me aggressive.

 

[Salsa]

brazilians with huehuheuheuhe are way worse

 

[Minus_Me]

I don't know why, but "jajajaja" never fails to make me aggressive.

Thought I was alone in this.

 

[Salsa]

spotify is killin it with the discover weekly playlists

 

[hoggert]

Fuck shower sex. I have one of those old high rim servant bathtubs. Sprained my damn shoulder trying to do some athletics in there. You just need the proper setup or it sucks.

 

[Salsa]

of course shower sex is the fucking worst

shower sex with venezuela was cool tho cause it was basically fuckin for a bit till we realized it was super uncomfortable then oral and then I just jerked off and came in her face

rekt

acrid shut up

 

[Salsa]

she was already cool with it anways but if you think about it what's your excuse for not wanting cum on your face when you're under a stream of water? can't argue

shower sex is now cool

 

[luckyboyceo]

Gap levels at all time highs.

Would look better in white pants. Would not bang.

Everyone should go out with a chick taller than them at least once in their lives. I went out with a 6'1" model. Best shower sex ever.

But what if you're already 6'3?

 

[Salsa]

lets keep this gap girl party goin

 

[Ostinatto]

look what i found...

im so fucking old

 

[TheKaeptain]

I did. it sucked!

dont think we had shower sex tho

You missed out.

My parents master bathroom has a shower that has a rain fixture and a couple of benches. Fun times in there with the gf, but regular shower sex sucks.

That sounds fun.

Fuck shower sex. I have one of those old high rim servant bathtubs. Sprained my damn shoulder trying to do some athletics in there. You just need the proper setup or it sucks.

LOL

of course shower sex is the fucking worst

shower sex with venezuela was cool tho cause it was basically fuckin for a bit till we realized it was super uncomfortable then oral and then I just jerked off and came in her face

rekt

acrid shut up

Shower sex usually sucks but the girl being taller is when it is awesome.

Would look better in white pants. Would not bang.


But what if you're already 6'3?

Find a chick that's 6'6" and lets talk.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Would look better in white pants. Would not bang.

Would look better than any man in white pants.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Bam, can we agree that I was ahead of the curve on the recent purple hair trend at least?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

That trend was even worse.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Dude some chicks can pull the purple/blue hair off though. It looks amazing.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Ugh, such a bad trend.

 

[Salsa]

oh I can social media this

 

[Salsa]

she's cuter with reg hair tho

tru story I once sent this girl to a men's bathroom thinkin it had toilets and she came out like "thanks" havin peed and when I entered it it only had the stinkiest urinals

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm enjoying the grey hair trend I'm seeing every once and a while.

 

[Salsa]

#nohairtrend

 

[TheKaeptain]

Ugh, such a bad trend.

Looks bad.

 

[Wool]

I'm enjoying the grey hair trend I'm seeing every once and a while.

Yeah, but they're all anime people. She'll go out with you, but then you gotta start dressing like Naruto in the bedroom.


JTwo had some great stories about a grey haired girl.

 

[Salsa]

dude you kiddin

chile girl JUST randomly started talking about wanting to dye her hair gray

latin gaf can confirm


wtf did she fucking find this thread

too big a coincidence

 

[Minus_Me]

Just up to date with trends.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Ugh, such a bad trend.

Okay dude, pretty sure you could put a fucking bird's nest on her head and everyone would still be saying she's beautiful.

 

[hoggert]

why the fuck would you ever look at a girls face when ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

 

[TheKaeptain]

This film critic chick I met a few months ago always dyes her hair different colors. Here is some pictures I took from her IG account.

http://i.imgur.com/iWzrrUV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kGrjaWG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xHmdz4G.jpg

EDIT: GUYS ERASE EVERYTHING I WROTE LAST NIGHT!!!!

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

erased

 

[criesofthepast]

dude you kiddin

chile girl JUST randomly started talking about wanting to dye her hair gray



latin gaf can confirm


wtf did she fucking find this thread

too big a coincidence

I sent her the link to the thread told you I would days ago.

Spoiler

lollllll ohh shit

 

[Minus_Me]

My influence now knows no borders.

I have become god.

 

[TheKaeptain]

It was me, Salsa. I told her about it.

Spoiler

coincidence

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

Salsa told her about gaf and this thread when they were drunk and forgot about it.