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If that snuggler post gets quoted one more time I'm gonna be pissed.


Also I'm a disgusting pig
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Fucking hell mods. Delete this goddamn long as fuck post goddamnit. Fuck that. Ugh so mad can't even check this shit on my phone I hate everything.

Fuck my job and stupid student debt goddamnit. Ugh.
 
I just fave my cat sparkling water and she has no idea what is going on


It's mostly flat I opened it like 4 hours ago. I hope it's not harmful.
 
filthy australian trash








but yes psn secretmoblin ofc
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I just had my ps3 on because brothers was on ps+ and I was like "hey demon's souls was pretty fun" and next thing you know I'm buying a case of on sale beer and the cat is licking her vagina on my bed and let's do this
 
Acridmeat said:
But I told you to Dark Souls.

I'm in Duke's area now.
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How about your status on returning to undead asylum and doing painted world?
 
Juan Pelota said:
my friday. hey the upgrade was worth it.
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Awesome upgrade!! I like your keyboard too.


Also pistachios and welschs fruit snacks are great, but I hope you weren't eating them simultaneously.
 
I think you're kind of approaching the point of no return. I'd go do it now if you don't want to do it again on a newgame+
 
The last time I was at a rager george bush was in office
 
I've only had one pregnancy scare once. I woke up at 6:30am to buy two storebrand pregnancy tests the second the store opened. I was worried as fuck and my girlfriend was like half asleep and said "whatever its just a cell structure i can get rid of by eating a pill" and I was like welp, Im gonna chew on that for the next hour.

She said "the only difference it would make is id have to check "ive been pregnant before" on the box at the drs office or when i give blood
 
Not really a scare this time but it seemed a long time coming and last time (which was awhile ago) I think I had semen on my dick when I re-entered so I got a lil freaked.

I've had lots of scares one real one lol.
 
Drunk therad eh?

haven't poseted in about a year bur fuck it.

Got thrown out of a bar tonight because I "stole" a bottle. Guard told it was permanent. Fuck him.
 
Jtwo said:
She said "the only difference it would make is id have to check "ive been pregnant before" on the box at the drs office or when i give blood
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basically what i was told too. now the quasi-gf has some metal contraption in her uterus, which should work 100% for the next five years.
 
Saw these two fine ladies I was with along with GF on thurs when I got blasted. She made it sound like I was a total ass and I went up and apologized but they said I was hilarious and it was awesome. Feel better even tho I still flipped that dude's popcorn. They found that anecdote funny too. Peace of mind.
 
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