GaimeGuy said:Judging by this thread, it's official:
People Always Need a Reason to Bitch About Nintendo
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Break out the Hatorade, it's another DS game thread!
GaimeGuy said:Judging by this thread, it's official:
People Always Need a Reason to Bitch About Nintendo
GaimeGuy said:Judging by this thread, it's official:
People Always Need a Reason to Bitch About Nintendo
Well, I don't think that particular advertisement was misguided. I know a great deal of 20-somethings who greatly enjoy Donkey Konga as a party game...myself included. I agree that the few childish songs in the game could've been left out, but overall I think the game was marketed to an appropriate demographic.The Take Out Bandit said:"We're not kiddy!"
Then they advertise Donkey Konga with a bunch of "cool looking" 20 somethings playing it. Hey Nintendo, how about a little honesty and showing that same group FUCKING CRINGING when Diddy Kong's Ditties comes up in random play mode?
There's no doubt that the company is in a transitional period right now, but I think Nintendo does know what it wants to be: a more mature company, evidenced by the hardware design of the GBA SP, DS, and most likely the Revolution. Actually becoming that company is a different matter entirely.Nintendo doesn't know what in the hell it wants to be outside of a portable market monopolizing behemoth.
Drinky Crow said:It's official: jaded Nintendo fans hate gaming.
"well, all the good REAL games are on THOSE OTHER consoles now; let's hype stylus-enabled family-friendly shovelware!"
Every 6-15 year old girl is going to want it, and that is not an understatement.
I've been saying for months that Puppy Times is the DS's biggest killer app, and I'm eagerly awaiting to be proven correct.
Well, I don't think that particular advertisement was misguided. I know a great deal of 20-somethings who greatly enjoy Donkey Konga as a party game...myself included. I agree that the few childish songs in the game could've been left out, but overall I think the game was marketed to an appropriate demographic.
There's no doubt that the company is in a transitional period right now, but I think Nintendo does know what it wants to be: a more mature company, evidenced by the hardware design of the GBA SP, DS, and most likely the Revolution.
Drinky Crow said:God, I won't even have to WORK at trolling.
seismologist said:I still want to know more about the gameplay. I'm sure there's more to it than touching your pet. You probably have to go to the store and buy pet food and supplies and stuff.
In any case, I'd even buy as it is. This is the kind of toy you bring to parties and chicks will go nuts over it.
Amir0x said:Seriously, if you think that gets the girls you're never going to get laid ever.
lockii said:Yeah, a real man would go to a party with a PSP and FUTA the first girl in sight.
Yeah, that's the problem currently, although I don't think Nintendo specifically goes out of their way to target children -- I think that in most cases, they believe that their franchise games (Mario, Zelda, Starfox) still appeal to everyone. Whether or not that's actually the case (outside of the hardcore Nintendo faithful) is up for debate.The Take Out Bandit said:The problem is you can have the sexiest hardware on the planet, but it will still play Nintendo games. With Nintendo's target demographic still being children.
Amir0x said:Except that if you think Puppy Times is going to attract girls you are the dumbest person ever to live.
ohamsie said:I wish they would keep the title as Nintendogs, Puppy Times sounds so generic and stupid.
lockii said:Not exactly, I do however, think that Puppy Times will be the next cultural phenomenon -- if that has a side effect of attracting girls, then so be it.
Amir0x said:You think Puppy Times will be a cultural phenomenon? No words can describe the laughter welling up inside me.
Seriously, I'm not trying to diss you but you honestly have very little grasp in reality if you think Puppy Times will be either a cultural phenomenon or a chick magnet.
If this is the way you think you can attract girls, I feel very sorry for you and I hope the best for you in all your utter failures.
Speevy said:"Doggy Style" would be much more appropriate.
lockii said:You're a guidance councillor, right?
I don't want anything to do with the 'chick magnet' meme, I didn't bring it up, and I won't argue it. As to the cultural phenomenon, you might have said the same thing about that quirky Japanese RPG, Pokemon.
lockii said:Jesus, you're a mod here? Is there any obvious vehemance in my words?
I think encouraging a demographic who doesn't play any games at all to actually, you know, play games, is a good thing for the industry, not just Nintendo.
I think encouraging a demographic who doesn't play any games at all to actually, you know, play games, is a good thing for the industry, not just Nintendo.
Drinky Crow said:It sure as fuck isn't if the end result is more shit like The Urbz and Animal Crossing.
Drinky Crow said:It sure as fuck isn't if the end result is more shit like The Urbz and Animal Crossing.
SolidSnakex said:So you think a parent is really going to pay out 200 dollars so their kid can play 1 game?
Amir0x said:God, all hyperbole aside... I believe Animal Crossing is a horrible, horrible game. It is, imho, the worst game Nintendo has ever created and is frankly an insult to anyone who likes real gameplay.
The game consists of going up to an animal, getting a task, and then walking across town to talk to another animal. If you're fortunate, you'll get a rug! And you have to hope the rug isn't something you already have! It's the worst excuse for gameplay ever. And then there's the hilariously bad fishing and digging "mini-games" (if you can call them that) that require no skill whatsoever. Gameplay to me consists of a little more than going from point A to point B with no challenge whatsoever in between and then pressing the "A" button to talk to a towns person.
lockii said:You're right, I guess opening doors for demographics that don't exist yet is wrong and stupid.
Oh wait, the PSP is supposedly targetting a market that doesn't exist yet? WHERE IS TEH GAF OUTRAGE!!!1one
Drinky Crow said:Why would I be trying to advertise that I'm playing a handheld?
I'd go to a party to, y'know, PARTY, not sell consoles.
Animal Crossing isn't a GAME, it's an obsessive-compulsive disorder for would-be mothers and furries.
Love the generalisations, and your ability to see into the future as to what other games will ever be released on DS.SolidSnakex said:So you think a parent is really going to pay out 200 dollars so their kid can play 1 game?
Drinky Crow said:Glad you love mindlessly collecting stuff. Good for YOU; good FOR you.
:lol :lol :lolDrinky Crow said:Animal Crossing isn't a GAME