AgentOtaku
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lol, this runs like shit. Constantly dropping frames FOR NO REASON!
Thinking i'm just gonna lock it to 30
Thinking i'm just gonna lock it to 30
sk3tch said:I should be getting over 100+ fps. It's just uneven. The demo would be 100+ fps in some sections and others it'd dip super low. This game is ancient. Should not push my hardware like that at all.
dream said:Calling a pack of cigarettes "Faggs" is just straight out of 1997 -- it's boring, not shocking, and really just way too easy.
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I can only think of a few moments and I must be getting near the end. Unplayable to me is loading up Fallout New Vegas and finding out my save won't load. Or renaming my band in Guitar Hero 2 subsequently corrupting my save. Or one of the many game breaking bugs I'v encountered in games this generation.Choc said:you can finish it sure. but there are points in the game (namely the fight with the big alien thing in the hive) where it becomes a slideshow quite often.
SalsaShark said:around 60fps sounds.. more than good enough? just lock it or something.
I can see how the performance isnt stellar, but not every engine is gonna run the same for you, a game "around 60fps" sounds perfect for me. You cant even register more than that with your eye, why would you want 100+fps?
I don't quite understand. You're trying to defend DNF's linearity while mocking CoD's linearity?The Xtortionist said:Call of Duty is one long corridor. You shoot your way through it, then there's a scripted explosion, then you shoot through another corridorand then maybe you see another scripted explosion and then someone tells you to go plant explosives on a wall by pressing X because that's edgy. With no exploration, no sense of joy at discovering something, there's no real way to forge your own path in the game. It's all point A to point B.
9/10 Editor's Choice
jackdoe said:I don't quite understand. You're trying to defend DNF's linearity while mocking CoD's linearity?
jackdoe said:I don't quite understand. You're trying to defend DNF's linearity while mocking CoD's linearity?
Only one of duke's balls shiped?HadesGigas said:Amazon sent me an email letting me know " 1 Duke Nukem Forever: Balls ..." has shipped!
Meh. Who gives a shit about score? I just read the actual content of the review, and what the reviews portray is a game that I do not want to buy. After the lackluster demo, the reviews pretty much paint the game as a technical mess and one with a cobbled together campaign (reminiscent of MW2, the game which turned me off on the CoD franchise completely) while eschewing the classic design elements of Duke 3D (two weapon system, regenerating health, more linear experience).The Xtortionist said:Unlike a lot of people here, I could give a shit less whether a game is linear or not. It's just stupid when Duke gets called out on it when these other franchises receive high marks for sequel after sequel after sequel of the exact same bullshit.
snack said:I successfully received a refund from D2D for DNF. Now I can spend it on a game worth getting.
jackdoe
Meh. Who gives a shit about score? I just read the actual content of the review, and what the reviews portray is a game that I do not want to buy. After the lackluster demo, the reviews pretty much paint the game as a technical mess and one with a cobbled together campaign (reminiscent of MW2, the game which turned me off on the CoD franchise completely) while eschewing the classic design elements of Duke 3D (two weapon system, regenerating health, more linear experience).
No reason to play this
Multiple developers have worked on this game for over a decade, so I don't know who to blame for the unplayable, glitchy, ugly, offensive mess it has become. No humor can make up for the game's rampant hatred of women, and the terrible writing and one-liners can't even be compensated for by good gameplay. The game's jokes about other titles are laughable when you see how putrid Duke is upon release.
Scribble in this kid's book for a health boost!
Sure, it may still sell millions of copies due to the name alone, but it will disappoint buyers and make anyone with half a brain feel uncomfortable. I have no clue how a game so all-encompassingly ugly can suffer from so many framerate issues, but Duke finds a way. From a business and gaming history perspective, the fact that the title exists at all is fascinating; for everyone else asked to spend $60 on it, it's merely sad.
I'm a fan of humor that's willing to push the boundaries, but nothing is being sent up, mocked, or lampooned here. There's just no reason for what you see and hear. This is an ugly game that exists to celebrate ugliness. The people involved should be ashamed.
The Good
The game doesn't last very long
The Bad
Everything else
The Ugly
I have to install and play this piece of garbage on the PC to see how that version holds up, and make sure there's nothing to be salvaged from the multiplayer
Verdict: Skip
have you played the final game out on PC yet?Paradoxal_Utopia said:So this game took like 74 years to make, and turns out to be complete shit?
Well done.
Conclusion from arstechnica.com
Ars Technica said:I'm a fan of humor that's willing to push the boundaries, but nothing is being sent up, mocked, or lampooned here. There's just no reason for what you see and hear. This is an ugly game that exists to celebrate ugliness. The people involved should be ashamed.
(._.) said:http://twitter.com/#!/BenKuchera/status/80487977150717953
was this guy just picked up off a random message board because he writes like somebody from one
don't feel like reading any of that. only skimmed his review on the game.TurtleSnatcher said:
Ahh now it all makes sense. It's not Ars Tehnica's fault that Ben Kuchera gets offended at the drop of a hat, it's just their fault they let him write this review.TurtleSnatcher said:
legbone said:my biggest worry is that the majority of folks buying this do not know the story behind it. they are expecting a AAA game. most people i know are accepting the game with expectations in check. the thing is a glorious train wreck. it is more a moment in gaming history than a legitimate release. they should have went the budget title route but i understand why they couldn't. anyway, the people that purchase it without the whole story will make some assumptions based on duke that they shouldn't. for instance, they will think gearbox is the worst fucking developer ever and never buy another of their titles. and they will never give another duke game a chance due to it. this game should have a disclaimer screen or something explaining that it is not representative of gearbox's work.
Freakinchair said:Wow. The reviewers are dead wrong on this game and I can't believe it. I came into this with pretty low expectations because of all the horrible reviews but I'm having a blast.
Playing the PC version
Completely agree. I impulsively purchased Brink for PC day one. Still have no idea why I did since I never do shit like that. Hated the game and demanded a refund like an asshole. One of the reasons why I got DNF for cheap. This game is definitely better than I would say six out of ten modern day shooters.Freakinchair said:Wow. The reviewers are dead wrong on this game and I can't believe it. I came into this with pretty low expectations because of all the horrible reviews but I'm having a blast.
Playing the PC version and so far I've encountered no bugs, very short load times and the game (for the most part) looks pretty great. The game has gotten SO many laughs out of me and I've only played a few hours. I also played a few rounds of multiplayer which reminded me alot of oldschool multiplayer shooters like quake 3 / nukem 3d. I went around shrinking people and stepping on them as they ran away from me and it was glorious. The multiplayer gameplay is fast and frantic and I couldnt of asked for any better. I love it all and I havent even checked out the duke home / duke customization - which I assume youll unlock stuff by playing and leveling in multiplayer.
The fact that Brink has been better received than this game blows my mind - because Brink is a broken unfun mess with no single player to speak of.
Some funny moments in spoilers -
The Christian Bale rant / Power armor - You've got time to play with yourself at the pinball machine (nice throwback!). Leeroy Jenkins LOL It just keeps getting better.
Choc said:it has been stated many times that the default disc 2K is sending out is Xbox 360 promos
The Xtortionist said:That's moronic; the PS3 version runs infinitely better.
dammit 2k
legbone said:my biggest worry is that the majority of folks buying this do not know the story behind it. they are expecting a AAA game. most people i know are accepting the game with expectations in check. the thing is a glorious train wreck. it is more a moment in gaming history than a legitimate release. they should have went the budget title route but i understand why they couldn't. anyway, the people that purchase it without the whole story will make some assumptions based on duke that they shouldn't. for instance, they will think gearbox is the worst fucking developer ever and never buy another of their titles. and they will never give another duke game a chance due to it. this game should have a disclaimer screen or something explaining that it is not representative of gearbox's work.
Choc said:society has moved on from sexism in video gaming and stuff like aliens raping women, gaming has grown up and matured
BoobPhysics101 said:This is one of the best things I've ever read on this forum. Fucking hilarious.
most of them fall on their face doing so or just flat out suck. not really related to your point though I guess.Choc said:ok
fair point
what i meant was in general the stories etc are trying to be more mature, maybe not gaming itself
Nickoten said:Gearbox really shouldn't have dipped their hands in it if that was a concern, though. I mean yeah this game isn't representative of the rest of Gearbox's work, but it is at least representative of their decision-making skills.
Mature stories as told by man-babies.Choc said:ok
fair point
what i meant was in general the stories etc are trying to be more mature, maybe not gaming itself