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[Matlock]

My vote goes to "Old School," which has Undertaker grabbing the other guy's arm, walking halfway across the ropes, and hitting him around the shoulder on the way down.

WHY COULDN'T THE PERSON ON THE RECIEVING END JUST PUSH UNDERTAKER?

 

[Nester]

WHY COULDN'T THE PERSON ON THE RECIEVING END JUST PUSH UNDERTAKER?

Shock and Awe of a big man walking on the ropes, of course.

 

[jenov4]

Lock the thread now! ;D

 

[Liono]

stone cold stunner, or diamond cutter-- amazing how they even managed to make it look painful.

 

[bishoptl]

The Worm.

Yeah, thread over.

 

[automagnus]

The spinarooni (SP?) by Booker T

He didn't even hit the person!! He just spun around.

STFU .... best pic i could find

 

[TheDuce22]

RVD when he throws the chair and the other guy catches it and positions it in front of his face. It looks cool though.

 

[levious]

didn't they create a move for Karl Malone when he wrestled that one time? I'm sure that's gotta be the dumbest move ever.

 

[DMczaf]

RVD when he throws the chair and the other guy catches it and positions it in front of his face. It looks cool though.

Hahaha, I also like it when they fall down then their opponent goes to the top of the turnbuckle but while they are climbing he is sliding his body in position. They don't even try to hide it sometimes, they will look up and see where the dude is at then start sliding. Oops, now he's back to being unconscious!

 

[Liono]

didn't they create a move for Karl Malone when he wrestled that one time? I'm sure that's gotta be the dumbest move ever.

Must have been the flying elbow. Speaking of which didn't The Rock used to pass his little dance and elbow drop off as a finisher? That has to be the weakest.

 

[Rorschach]

The Worm.

Yeah, thread over.

The stinkface was much worse since they had to be in the right position. And they would always just drop in the right position as he was walking away, which would leave it open for the turnaround "omg so tempting can't resist" face.

 

[Catapult Beetle]

I would've thought that Cena's two moves would've surely been mentioned by now.

 

[Guzim]

Five Knuckle Shuffle and the FU do suck

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Would anyone be mad at me if I said "All of them used in 'Professional entertainment' wresting"?

 

[Guzim]

Would anyone be mad at me if I said "All of them used in 'Professional entertainment' wresting"?

Run away!

 

[The Faceless Master]

worst move ever? probably the socko version of the mandible claw...

wtf, thats a submission hold? are you kidding?

stone cold stunner, or diamond cutter-- amazing how they even managed to make it look painful.

the rock was really good at selling stunners

The spinarooni (SP?) by Booker T

He didn't even hit the person!! He just spun around.

STFU .... best pic i could find

that's not even a move!

though in the WCW days, he would use it to 'get up fast' and then bust out a finisher, like the harlem side kick or the axe kick.

 

[MaverickX9]

I'd go with the Stone Cold Stunner.

I use to do that to my friends when we were wrestling on my trampoline...bastards got up every time!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Somebody post the vid of those 2 back yard punks pile driving each other off the roof and breaking their asses. That wins.

 

[Memles]

Before reading the thread, I was thinking of "Old School". The Worm, Stinkface, etc. are bad too.

 

[Rorschach]

Would anyone be mad at me if I said "All of them used in 'Professional entertainment' wresting"?

I dunno about "mad" but I do know about banned!

 

[Bog]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan's "Old Glory" Knee Drop from the late WCW days. Brutal.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

If you ignore the theatrics, what about 'The People's Elbow'? Come on, it's a fuckin elbow. Not a finishing move.

 

[Ecrofirt]

worst move ever? probably the socko version of the mandible claw...

wtf, thats a submission hold? are you kidding?

have you ever pressed down on your tongue? that shit hurts. IIRC, Foley would hold the back of your head while he did it, so you couldn't really get away. It always seemed plausable to me.. ::shurg::

 

[Loki]

My vote goes to "Old School," which has Undertaker grabbing the other guy's arm, walking halfway across the ropes, and hitting him around the shoulder on the way down.

WHY COULDN'T THE PERSON ON THE RECIEVING END JUST PUSH UNDERTAKER?

:lol

So true. :lol

 

[bishoptl]

Somebody post the vid of those 2 back yard punks pile driving each other off the roof and breaking their asses. That wins.

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

 

[Alucard]

Slingshot or fireman's carry?...

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

:lol

Thanks, gets me everytime.

I love the way he squeezes out a "I'm not fugging kidding dude" in the middle of the ARRRGHHHH, ARGGGHHHH.

 

[Rorschach]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

Dear Lord...

 

[LakeEarth]

Cena's FU without a doubt. It's a freaken fireman's carry! That's a weak move according to both No Mercy and the Attitude games! And that's the law talkin!

 

[hXc_thugg]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

Man, they're really selling it.

 

[Vinzer Deling]

"HUSH! HUSH!"

I don't even think he has a finisher, he usually threw people over the top rope and they got counted out.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

6 1 9


what a BS move.

 

[Triumph]

Surely you people remember the Bronco Buster, no?

Although I will always hold a special place in my heart for Mick Foley's promo before the triple threat cage match between Mankind, The Rock and Ken Shamrock for a title shot(horribly misquoted, but something like this):

"I've seen some stupid things in my life. A grown man stapling his own testicles. A man jumping off a roof onto mattresses. But NOTHING is as stupid as the People's Elbow."

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

If your friends just broke their ass, would you calmly just ask 'Are you alright?'

 

[Loki]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

HOLY CRAP! :lol I'd never seen that before, even though I've heard of it. Man, this is why you sometimes wish that we weren't so advanced as a society, so that people like this wouldn't be able to get medical help and live to pass on their genes.


That's insane. I can't even imagine what (if anything) was going through their heads. The best part is that there are a minimum of 4 people involved, and none of them saw anything wrong with this.

 

[Kave_Man]

That Heart (or was it hard) punch that Crush did. He had this move when he was the biker dude, I used to hate it cause it was so boring!

 

[Mike Works]

How about Crush's finishing move?

 

[Great King Bowser]

Haha that video was hilarious. The stupidity of our race still astounds me. :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

Haha that video was hilarious. The stupidity of our race still astounds me. :lol

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"... hey, are you ok?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"What's wrong?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
".... you ok?"

 

[sprsk]

The Texas torandos finisher was pretty dumb. he just spun around and punched the guy.


The all time worst though was lex lugar's forearm.

 

[Liono]

The all time worst though was lex lugar's forearm.

Not necessarily--they said he had a steel plate put in his arm, and they later made him wear padding around it whenever he had a match. Could have been bogus though, it's wrestling afterall.

How about Crush's finishing move?

Where he squeezes your head? That was funny, if I remember he used to crush pineapples to show how tough he was.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

The cranium crunch. :lol good times

 

[Shouta]

I always hated HBK's Sweet Chin Music.

 

[Kave_Man]

Oh I just remembered one, although it looked cool the perfect plex used to always piss me off. It was just a pinning move, they should be able to get out of it!

 

[Mr Gump]

Alot of the moves mentioned in this thread aren't even actual finishing moves as some are claiming..

 

[Kenobi]

Here you go. Darwin's theory hard at work.

OMG. WTF did I just watch?!?!?!

 

[NLB2]

Twister. Eddie Bravo's the man, but that thing is pretty much useless...

 

[MC Safety]

I like how, when one guy puts the figure four leglock on, it hurts the recipient of the hold. When the recipient turns on his stomach, the hold magically starts hurting the other guy.

 

[whytemyke]

I'd have to go with Owen Harts finisher...


...


...yeah, I'm going to hell.

 

[demi]

...is that blood on the grass?