I sidle into the Crippled Crone, approaching the burly, sweaty innkeep, who's currently polishing a tankard. He casts a single glance to me before looking back down at his polishing, "The rooms here are above your price range, I'd wager," he grunts "so what be your business?"
"My business is in room number six," I reply, making no bother to address his dismissal. I'm not the type to get nervous, especially after a job, but this ring has been burning a hole in my satchel all day. I just want to give it to the client and get paid. The enchantments placed on the ring were troubling, a rare preventative measure for a piece of jewelry. Something stinks about it, but my job isn't to ask questions. A woman wanted her wedding ring back, I got it back, and now I'll get paid for it. As simple a job as there could possibly be.
"Six, eh?" The innkeep grumbles, "That's right, she said she'd be expecting company." He reaches under the counter to retrieve a key, then unlocks the back door to the stairwell, leading to the rooms proper. This place probably is above my price range, to be fair. "Could never imagine a lady such as that wanting such company, but that's not my business." He looks me up and down, an expression on his face as though he could spit, "Just mind your manners and don't steal anything, taffer."
I nod politely to the man as I walk up the stairs leading to the suites. Reaching room six, I rap my knuckles across the door three times. "Yes?" comes a relaxed voice from within the room.
"It's done. I've something for you, and you've something for me."
"Oh, right!" she exclaims. There are a few moments of rusting and fiddling with the lock before the door opens, revealing a lovely woman in a casual evening gown. She eyes me over, "You're later than I expected. I'd heard about the trouble at the Koi and was dreadfully afraid you'd bungled the whole thing!"
I smile wryly, shuffling through my pack for the ring. "The trouble was not from me, though it did serve as a fitting enough diversion, making the job easier."
"Oh, so I should pay you less, then?" She chides.
"If you only want the band and not the gem, sure."
"Alright, alright, you'll get the full sum. Only teasing." She walks back into the room and retrieves a hefty coin purse from the night stand. She dangles it in front of me, playfully. This is clearly her first time delving into the underworld, and she's treating the whole thing as a delightful farce. "Now, where's my ring?" I hand the ring box over to her and she instantly pops it open, smiling down at it. "Yes! Yes! This is it! Oh, I've missed it! Here, take your gold!"
I take the pouch and tuck it away, appreciating the heft of a nice sum. Pity I'll have to share. "By the way, there was a proximity enchantment on the ring. I'm not sure if that was a pre-existing feature or something Alfonso installed to prevent thievery, but I had to give some blood to take it. It's soaked into the lid of the box."
"Yes, yes these runes are new..." she says, studying it closer. "Alfonso isn't as stupid as he looks, I suppose."
"My thoughts exactly. If I were you, I'd prick your finger and do the same, just to be safe."
"Oh, oh yes why I ought to. Thank you, sir! You've done a fine job. Should I ever be in the need of such talents again, you'll hear from me!" Her thanks are warm and genuine, and it would almost be reassuring if not for the other thief that came through. She begins to close the door before I interrupt.
"By the way, ma'am, it's not a good idea to hire multiple thieves for the same job. Easy way to get someone killed."
"Oh," she says with surprise, "But... you're the only one I hired!"
I'd feared as much. There's more to this than meets the eye, and that ring is trouble. But at least it's out of my hands. "Ma'am, do be careful. I wouldn't wear that around town, just to be safe."
And with that, I bid her a good evening and retreat to the city streets.
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Walking into the room with the rest of the group sitting around, I toss a good-sized sack of coins onto the table in front of Ein, Deken, Serrick, and Thrakdur. "For your contributions on the last job, and for your trouble. Sixty percent for the lot of you to split," and with that I take a seat at the table.