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Dutch GAF - BARS(S)

22:22:22

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
I live in Friesland bruh

Was there last week to babysit my Mom's cat


Same

Arnold Schwarzenegger Handshake GIF

That explains a lot

That's my sex dungeon

Figures. How many dolls do you have there?

I want to meet 22:22:22 22:22:22 irl

Can I try one or some of your dolls?

Can I come or are we filthy British peasants not European to you snobby mainlanders??

Fuck yeah homie.

Only if you cook us the best fish and chips

And bring a real doll.

Bet Bloobs only has blow up dolls waar 'ie een roestige fiestpomp voor heeft.
 
Have to be honest with myself now.

That I'm not attracted to blonde girls at all.

Vapidshit cunts mostly. As is the case with most Dutch bitches.

Dutch redheads though *chefs kiss*

Moroccan girls on the other hand are fire with their long brunette hair. Hot damn son.
 
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D-Dude

Member
I avoid the randstad like the plaque..
Limburger by the way 😉

Ps US gaf. Visit the south of NL. Maastricht, Heerlen, Heuvelland etc. much cheaper, greener.. no smelly Amsterdam. I like Zeeland though
 

tommib

Gold Member
I avoid the randstad like the plaque..
Limburger by the way 😉

Ps US gaf. Visit the south of NL. Maastricht, Heerlen, Heuvelland etc. much cheaper, greener.. no smelly Amsterdam. I like Zeeland though
I’m a proud citizen of Heerlen, which is widely considered the worst Dutch city.

I love being here. In 5 minutes on a bike I’m in the rural countryside with lakes and forests everywhere. Always something to discover.
 
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