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[EviLore]

They purify the filthy air you breathe, you animal. They're also headphones. Only $1000.








Now you can walk around outside in Shanghai without taking 20 years off your life expectancy!

 

[Mikado]

Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the headphones.

 

[near]

In what country or city would this really make a significant impact on its inhabitants?

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[AlteredForms]

Dyson was complaining a couple years back that there's too many people in the arts and not enough interested within engineering. And now he puts this shit out?

 

[AJUMP23]

Worst product of the year.

 

[DosGamer]

Ill wait for the earbud model.

 

[GymWolf]

 

[ViperZombie]

Overpriced garbage like all Dyson products.

 

[diffusionx]

In what country or city would this really make a significant impact on its inhabitants?

I was in Manhattan the other day and was reallly surprised at how many people I saw wearing masks outside, on a warm sunny day. In 2023.

So, yea, those people.

 

[Mikado]

Same energy:

 

[near]

I was in Manhattan the other day and was reallly surprised at how many people I saw wearing masks outside, on a warm sunny day. In 2023.

So, yea, those people.

Are they wearing masks because they still fear Covid? Or is there a genuine concern over air pollution in Manhattan? I get the need to design something like this, maybe in a script like Back to the Future.

 

[badblue]

Those headphone just need a face plate for full protection.

 

[Mikado]

Are they wearing masks because they still fear Covid? Or is there a genuine concern over air pollution in Manhattan? I get the need to design something like this, maybe in a script like Back to the Future.

I think it's for when the message of "I don't want to have a conversation with you" isn't clear enough just by wearing headphones alone.

 

[Wildebeest]

Biggest British invention since the Sinclair C5.

 

[AJUMP23]

probably sounds like the hand dryer.

 

[Warnen]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

 

[The Pleasure]

So when i go to Florida where it smells like swamp ass 24x7 I can finally breathe clean air?

 

[Mikado]

And to bring it back full circle:

 

[01011001]

In what country or city would this really make a significant impact on its inhabitants?

*china has entered the chat
*india has entered the chat

but it doesn't seem very effective because there's no barrier between your mouth/nose and the outside world, so the purified air will be mixed with the outside air anyways... so

 

[Happosai]

*china has entered the chat
*india has entered the chat

but it doesn't seem very effective because there's no barrier between your mouth/nose and the outside world, so the purified air will be mixed with the outside air anyways... so

**Mexico has entered the chat

 

[SJRB]

Man this cyberpunk dystopia we're living in is nothing like the movies.

 

[mitch1971]

Overpriced garbage like all Dyson products.

The Apple of Vacuum cleaners.

 

[01011001]

Man this cyberpunk dystopia we're living in is nothing like the movies.

I mean, run an LED strip down your head, die your hair metallic purple, put in some brightly colored contacts, wear a jacket with LEDs in it, and equipped with these headphones you'd not look out of place in a Cyberpunk scenario.

 

[Nobody_Important]

The concept is dumb, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think they looked cool in a cyberpunk kind of way.

 

[Diseased Yak]

I'm assuming these will meet or exceed the sound quality of my Audeze cans, so if I can get that along with fresh air by mouth-breathing only, what's the downside?!?!

 

[March Climber]

If you put a visor in between the headband and mouthpiece connecting them, it could make for a pretty decent Halo-esque cosplay helmet.

 

[Rival]

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Regarding the mask: "This filter removes gases and particulates from the air".

Which gases? Only the bad ones? They got AI in there that differentiates between nitrogen and carbon monoxide? Oh, ok, cool.

 

[CGNoire]

They purify the filthy air you breathe, you animal. They're also headphones. Only $1000.








Now you can walk around outside in Shanghai without taking 20 years off your life expectancy!

The Grifting Never Stops.

 

[CGNoire]

Man this cyberpunk dystopia we're living in is nothing like the movies.

Im want my flying car goddammit.

 

[diffusionx]

Man this cyberpunk dystopia we're living in is nothing like the movies.

sure it is

 

[simpatico]

If E3 still existed they would have at least one good use.

 

[20cent]

In what country or city would this really make a significant impact on its inhabitants?

video games stores and conventions

If E3 still existed they would have at least one good use.

yes

 

[Drew1440]

 

[Kenpachii]

misses eye protection to filter out damaging UV lights.

Or just buy a helmet.