Elin Gets 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS in Tiger Woods Divorce

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mckmas8808 said:
But he only made that much money because he's earned that much money. You can't say he didn't, because you'd be lying.
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What people 'deserve' isn't always that well related to what they 'earn'.

Anyway, that's a pretty crazy amount of money.
 
He shoulda called OJ

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YoungHav said:
:lol Tiger was running around the castle with 750 million soul points, then Black Phantom Elin pwned him with one hit.
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:lol This brought back so many memories..

Then... Brought me to tears with some bitter ones :(
 
Trurl said:
That's true. I'm more thinking about his wealth as a deviation from the average. You made a good point about how much Nike makes from his endorsements. I don't think that there should be a compensation cap or that he should deliberately endorse Nike for less than he's worth, I do think that there should be much higher taxes for people who make so much, though. Let Nike decide if another million dollars in taxes is worth putting an extra $250,000 in Tiger's pocket to court him. If they go through that trouble, great, it'll help shrink the federal deficit. If they don't, they can use the savings to pay their lower employees better, invest in better products, or sell their shoes for cheaper.
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I completely agree with you pal. I lean more toward having socialist beliefs than full hard core capitalism beliefs. Raise taxes on rich people up and the country would be better off.
 
This is why I will never get married.

I find it absolutely ridiculous that a woman should get a penny, let alone $750 million.
 
In the original Tiger Watch thread people were laughing at people like me saying that she was going to get over 500 million in return. People thought I was crazy and thought she was only going to get 20. Tiger really is the biggest moron and deserves to lose all of it. Should have learned from Jeter in those Gillette commercials Tiger.
 
Big-E said:
In the original Tiger Watch thread people were laughing at people like me saying that she was going to get over 500 million in return. People thought I was crazy and thought she was only going to get 20. Tiger really is the biggest moron and deserves to lose all of it. Should have learned from Jeter in those Gillette commercials Tiger.
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Fuck no. $100mil is far too much. What did anybody expect?

Any physically fit man under the age of 50 with over 1/2 billion in net worth is someone who is getting their dick wet. That's just human nature and I'm shocked at your "shock".
 
DominoKid said:
i'd be chilling in a cell next to OJ before i let some shit like that happen. :lol

750 mil. what a fucking joke.
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Heh yea, cheat the heck out of your wife with dozens of women countless times then KILL HER.
 
favouriteflavour said:
He cheated on her over 20 times and he has kids. Good on her.
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and this entitles her to $750 million of his money....?
 
Well if it were me I could see myself being so bitter and just give all my fortune away to charity. Teach golf for food/shelter and play in tournaments for charity.

Story like this just makes me more and more convinced that if I get married prenup.
 
Tiger is essentially buying her silence.
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."
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750 million. Wow. She's set for life.
 
Jexhius said:
What people 'deserve' isn't always that well related to what they 'earn'.
Anyway, that's a pretty crazy amount of money.
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Well it's well known that Tiger earns his $100M per year.
 
zerokoolpsx said:
Tiger is essentially buying her silence.
750 million. Wow. She's set for life.
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Well that makes sense.

But still....DAMN! :lol I thought silence was just golden! =p
 
Gattsu25 said:
Fuck no. $100mil is far too much. What did anybody expect?

Any physically fit man under the age of 50 with over 1/2 billion in net worth is someone who is getting their dick wet. That's just human nature and I'm shocked at your "shock".
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I am not shocked that he cheated on her, I was shocked at his utter stupidity and brazen attitude about it. He didn't really try to hide his affairs, he was a fucking moron who deserved to get burned on it and now he is getting burned to the tune of 750 million dollars. People cheat but you don't bring your children to see the person you are fucking or even bring them into the home you share with your wife.
 
RiskyChris said:
Earns != deserves.
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He does deserve it when the companies he negotiates with thinks he's worth it. And if he doesn't deserve the money then who deserves to keep the extra money Tiger creates when playing golf?
 
What the hell MORE could Tiger have done that is costing him $750 million? :lol

My $750 million secret: I killed someone. I would willingly pay someone $750 million to keep me out of jail for the rest of my life. Other than that, I don't care what my secrets are: steroids, I'm secretly gay, I listen to Bjork, etc. I'm not paying that much to hide anything.
 
mckmas8808 said:
Semantics. What's your definition of the word "deserve" in the context of working for a company?
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It's not semantics. Earning simply means you acquired something, while there's an implication of being ethically entitled when you deserve something.
 
If this actually went to court, I think she should get half of what he earned whilst they were married. Pre-marriage earnings shouldn't come into it.


She should also get extra money for him sleeping with her whilst possibly having tons of diseases.
 
I love how people who post in GAF, how do I speak to a girl-age threads are suddenly not going to get married because they don't want some bitch running off with their imagined $millions$.

Tiger creates lols even when it's not about him. :lol
 
I want to get married and take care of children for a $750,000,000 contract. What, I can't? Discrimination! What, discrimination doesn't apply to while males?

Just imagine if a CEO took his company to new heights, created jobs, soaring stock prices, less carbon footprint, the works. Imagine if he took home $20,000,000 in one year? It would be absolutely deplorable that someone could make so much money while his employees are strapped for cash. Somehow some people are trying to JUSTIFY $750,000,000 to this bitch?

He must have killed a bitch to pay this kind of money. I just can't think of how it can even be legal that she can get $750,000,000. There is no explanation one could EVER give that would justify her getting such an amount.

I used to be against tax increases on the rich, now I fully support it. Just think of all the teachers and police officers who were laid off while heather mills and elin swim in hundreds of millions.

It's one argument that Tiger shouldn't even this much money. For this bitch to have it brings ridiculousness to a whole new level.
 
Retrocide said:
She also gets child support, that should help as well.
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Yeah, a friend of mine has to pay his wife a couple grand in alimony each month but he pays about three grand in 'child support' for his five kids. The wife pockets at least half of the child support money.
 
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