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Elon Musk had a secret third child with Grimes, named…

Puscifer

Member
Grimes said on discord once that Elon doesn't even share money with her, what exactly is she even getting out of this except a bunch of anime children?
 
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IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Thinking about it, there are some names from 40K that actually would work in the real world.

Roboute Guilliman, Slaanesh, Sebastian Yarrick, Gorbad Ironclaw etc etc
Real, bad-ass names to give a child who will grow up to be an chad with one of those names. Elon and Grimes wasted a golden opportunity.

Technically speaking, my legal name is "💵 🐹 "

Rentahamster is your legal name? Did you parents bless you with this name, or did you change it legally?
 

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
Be careful of those words! Grimes is a bully!

Quick aside... The girl in the blonde wig is so darn cute!

Main topic... Only a crazy person could come up with these names ... Other than Frank Zappa naming his kids, i never knew anyone else could be as crazy.
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
Mr works 100s a week bullshit.

He's either on twitter melting down, gaming more than any of us or pumping women for endless kids.
Seems unlikely to work 100 hours a week when you play through 100 hour campaigns in Elden Ring and Diablo 4, do interviews almost daily, shitpost on twitter 24/7, and have a new girlfriend or baby momma every month, yes. But maybe I just lack the time management skills to be living my best life!
 

NecrosaroIII

Ultimate DQ Fan
Seems unlikely to work 100 hours a week when you play through 100 hour campaigns in Elden Ring and Diablo 4, do interviews almost daily, shitpost on twitter 24/7, and have a new girlfriend or baby momma every month, yes. But maybe I just lack the time management skills to be living my best life!
You're just not grinding enough.
 

Toots

Gold Member
Omnissiah be praised 🙏
Spell your false god name right heretic
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jokes aside Musk is a dork, always has been. Cocaine and money didn't help but he's just wired that way.
Plus he has shitty taste in everything so of course he likes the ugly female student in a hard science curriculum type.

1st wife
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2nd wife
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I'll spare you the pic of his third wife don't worry.
 

Toots

Gold Member
Seems unlikely to work 100 hours a week when you play through 100 hour campaigns in Elden Ring and Diablo 4, do interviews almost daily, shitpost on twitter 24/7, and have a new girlfriend or baby momma every month, yes. But maybe I just lack the time management skills to be living my best life!
Maybe he counts his gaming time as work ?
Dude you're as much of a ceo as himself, plus your company is gaming oriented contrary to his.
You could say all your gaming time is in fact r&d as and take his place as the hardest working ceo around.
On the other hand, he might be gaming even more than you do so maybe just contact him and exchange companies, trading spouses style !

I really hope Techno Mechanicus will be the first colonist of Mars
Surely he'll be the one to make contact with the Void Dragon
 

GymWolf

Member
Seems unlikely to work 100 hours a week when you play through 100 hour campaigns in Elden Ring and Diablo 4, do interviews almost daily, shitpost on twitter 24/7, and have a new girlfriend or baby momma every month, yes. But maybe I just lack the time management skills to be living my best life!
You should really check this guy if you wanna optimize your daily routine

 

K' Dash

Member
Seems unlikely to work 100 hours a week when you play through 100 hour campaigns in Elden Ring and Diablo 4, do interviews almost daily, shitpost on twitter 24/7, and have a new girlfriend or baby momma every month, yes. But maybe I just lack the time management skills to be living my best life!

You sound jelly.
 
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