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[PdotMichael]

Aaaaaaaand.. bow

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People will keep calling him shit and he'll keep scoring.[/QUOTE]

It was a silly discussion. We know all that Podolski is the big problem. He was worthless again.

 

[Kafel]

 

[Verano]

I'll send you a bottle of Flensburger. My choice of beer for today. Mostly because of the opening mechanism.

gummifaust...where's ze beer??

 

[Steeven]

Oh man,

that .gif from Dumb and Dumber would be perfect here about Holland still having a chance on the next round.

 

[Sviatoslav]

So lets say Germany beat Denmark by a few goals, how much goals would Holland have to beat Portugal by to go through?

It doesn't matter how many goals Germany wins by, they just need them to win. Then, Netherlands needs to win by 2 or more against Portugal to advance.

 

[Sadist]

Haha, people are still hoping for '04 scenario.

 

[spidye]

So lets say Germany beat Denmark by a few goals, how much goals would Holland have to beat Portugal by to go through?

I think a win by at least two goals difference.

It was a silly discussion. We know all that Podolski is the big problem. He was worthless again.

.
couldn't agree more.



and schweini was ace. that's the old schweini I want to see

 

[Verano]

Well..at least we scored huh guys.......
Congrats to Germany, far better team

"You're going to lose"

 

[Blablurn]

Schade holland, alles ist vorbei!!!!!

 

[sangreal]

It's astonishing to me that there's still a chance that the Netherlands could go through!

not if they play like this

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Folks in my street honking and singing "Oraaange trägt nur die Müllabfuhr....".

Good times.

 

[SunhiLegend]

It doesn't matter how many goals Germany wins by, they just need them to win. Then Netherlands needs to win by 2 or more against Portugal to advance.

ok, thanks.

 

[Steeven]

I think a win by at least two goals difference.

Ah what the hell:

 

[Fritz]

Gomez is so well spoken, I hope he writes a book.

 

[Wind's Howling]

Terrible terrible terrible Dutch team. I am ashamed of them. My country that has world class players can not even bring up the motivation to play against their RIVAL. The first half were full of players that did not have the drive to push on. What I saw were a bunch of persons who already played a scenario in their head of ''We lose, sunday on the plane home, vacation with their family, the chance to finally screw my girlfriend after 2 weeks, what is not to like?''.

Uninspired, unmotivated. Those are the two key words that is impossible to dismiss with this team. The second half was only marginally better from us Dutch because the Germans did not care any longer, and when they did they just played with such ease that each and every single dutch player were overclassed.

Congratulations Germany-GAF. You deserve it. I hope you guys win the EC 2012 because you have a phenomenal squad. A squad full of players that actually play as a team instead of loose sand.

 

[Xater]

I said 2:1 Germany earlier today.

 

[Kurtofan]

oh god

Edit:it was in South Africa btw

 

[Cosmozone]

It was a silly discussion. We know all that Podolski is the big problem. He was worthless again.

Agreed. I was watching him a bit. He moved astonishingly slowly at times. And bad reactions. At least he made no horrible mistakes.

 

[spidye]

Gomez is so well spoken, I hope he writes a book.

nope. he actually has class.

 

[wrowa]

Even though I'm German I'm kinda sad that Oranje is most likely not going to reach the next round. :/

 

[The perfect Dark]

Next: Denmark

 

[ErasureAcer]

ok, thanks.

The explanation as to why Netherlands needs to win by 2.

 

[Danielsan]

Well done Germany! We were absolute fucking shit. I wish you scored one more though.

 

[Gummifaust]

gummifaust...where's ze beer??

In ze mail!

 

[Kazerei]

So much suspense. Is he going to ... is he going to ... is he going to ........ yeeeaaaah

 

[Frank the Great]

well that game was very boring. i hope the italy game today provides some excitement.

 

[Nemesis121]

well that game was very boring. i hope the italy game today provides some excitement.

Yeah i was bored, Portugal vs Denmark was the game of Euro 2012 so far...

 

[Fritz]

So much suspense. Is he going to ... is he going to ... is he going to ........ yeeeaaaah

Stop qouting I am having dinner. Blech!

 

[Andrefpvs]

Yeah i was bored, Portugal vs Denmark was the game of Euro 2012 so far...

Absolutely.

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Even though I'm German I'm kinda sad that Oranje is most likely not going to reach the next round. :/

This. Always hoping for a German-Dutch final. But it's not over for Holland yet.

 

[Broder Salsa]

So much suspense. Is he going to ... is he going to ... is he going to ........ yeeeaaaah

and it's not even the only time... He has been caught doing it once before if you youtube low booger. :lol

 

[spidye]

he was once asked about this and according to him he has absolutely no idea doing this.
lol

 

[Reuenthal]

What are the scenarios that Denmark passes through the next round?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

So Dutch fortunes come down to 'Germany please rape the Danes for us'?

Maybe if nl field their 2nd half team they have a shot vs portugal

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

It was a silly discussion. We know all that Podolski is the big problem. He was worthless again.

Seriously, Podolski is hardly done anything, and worse, doesn't look like he will be doing anything more this tourney.

 

[Yurt]

That was for Jeff.

 

[Wilbur]

What are the scenarios that Denmark passes through the next round?

Don't lose, Dutch win. Win, Portugal draw.

 

[Fritz]

AAAAwwwww, Schweini and Bommel <3

 

[Kurtofan]

The netherlands have to beat Portugal, please do it do it do it

 

[D4Danger]

edit: see Sviatoslav's post below.

 

[LProtag]

My roommate just got home. He's changing into his Dutch kit to watch the game as he recorded it.

I almost feel bad, but he told me not to say anything about what happened. Oh well.

 

[Wessiej]

Well that were the Euros. Fuck you Bert, fuck you Van Bommel. Thanks guys, im out for the rest of the month, bye.

 

[Skilotonn]

Holland gets these wake-up calls at the wrong time way too often.

Play aggressive from the beginning damn it.

 

[The perfect Dark]

Gomez - Denmark 3:0

 

[Gambit]

I thought I'd be the only one bitching about Podolski, glad others agree.

Either Schürrle or Kroos in the middle and Özil to the left. In fact, we have a couple options, Poldi is the worst (least best)

AAAAwwwww, Schweini and Bommel <3

I really like that the Dutch and German players are friendly now. Not just former colleagues, Schweini was talking with Sneijder as well.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Gomez - Denmark 3:0

Gomez 2 - 4 Bendtner.

(now none of them will score).

 

[Sviatoslav]

According to wikipedia:

On the next match day (17 June):

Germany will advance to the quarter-finals if
they do not lose to Denmark by at least 2 goals or 0–1 or 1–2 OR
Portugal do not defeat the Netherlands

Portugal will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat the Netherlands and Denmark do not defeat Germany by at least 2 goals, 1–0 or 2–1 OR
they draw with the Netherlands and Germany do not lose to Denmark OR
they lose to the Netherlands by 1 goal and Germany defeat Denmark.

Denmark will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat Germany OR
they draw with Germany and the Netherlands defeat Portugal.

The Netherlands will advance to the quarter-finals if they defeat Portugal by at least 2 goals and Germany defeat Denmark.

 

[Steeven]

Well that were the Euros. Fuck you Bert, fuck you Van Bommel. Thanks guys, im out for the rest of the month, bye.

LOL I love reactions like this. It's only football, man. Don't you have any serious stuff to worry about? My only worry was watching a dull game. I complained, but your reply... damn :").

 

[MetatronM]

What are the scenarios that Denmark passes through the next round?

I believe these are the scenarios for the next round:


Germany can advance with a win, a draw, a loss by fewer than two goals with a final score that is neither 0-1 or 1-2, or a loss with Portugal failing to defeat the Netherlands.

Denmark can advance with a win or a draw combined with a Netherlands victory over Portugal.

Portugal can advance with a win with Denmark failing to defeat Germany by two or more goals or by a score of either 0-1 or 1-2, a draw with Denmark failing to defeat Germany, or a loss by 1 goal combined with a German victory over Denmark.

Netherlands can advance with a win by two or more goals combined with a German victory over Denmark.

 

[Kos Luftar]

Next: Denmark

Perfect time for Gomez to score as many as he wants so he can clinch that Golden Boot.