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[LProtag]

Oh god, he's decorating the living room with his Holland stuff.

I feel so bad.

 

[hertog]

We're even worse than I thought.

But hey, when you start with Afellay instead of Huntelaar, v.d. Vaart or even Narsingh, you know you'll never win anything.

He's maybe the least effective player I've ever seen.
Never a deciding goal or assist.

 

[Divius]

Oh Holland <3

What a terrible game for us. The Germans were clearly superior and deserved the win.

 

[Wilbur]

Well that were the Euros. Fuck you Bert, fuck you Van Bommel. Thanks guys, im out for the rest of the month, bye.

Stay and watch England win the whole thing

LOL I love reactions like this. It's only football, man. Don't you have any serious stuff to worry about? My only worry was watching a dull game. I complained, but your reply... damn :").

God no, football affects me immensely.

 

[Vivalaraza]

 

[Funky Papa]

Spain - Ireland should be fun*.

Translator note: Fun means buttcesc.

 

[Fritz]

Holland gets these wake-up calls at the wrong time way too often.

Play aggressive from the beginning damn it.

With the heat and considering the history behind the teams the first goal was even more vital than usual I'd say.

 

[Visceir]

Hopefully tomorrow Italy will score lots and show us real football.

 

[D4Danger]

According to wikipedia:

On the next match day (17 June):

Germany will advance to the quarter-finals if
they do not lose to Denmark by at least 2 goals or 0&#8211;1 or 1&#8211;2 OR
Portugal do not defeat the Netherlands

Portugal will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat the Netherlands and Denmark do not defeat Germany by at least 2 goals, 1&#8211;0 or 2&#8211;1 OR
they draw with the Netherlands and Germany do not lose to Denmark OR
they lose to the Netherlands by 1 goal and Germany defeat Denmark.

Denmark will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat Germany OR
they draw with Germany and the Netherlands defeat Portugal.

The Netherlands will advance to the quarter-finals if they defeat Portugal by at least 2 goals and Germany defeat Denmark.

the sad thing is I can see Holland going through. I don't see Denmark beating Germany and Portugal aren't that great.

If they get through and win the tournament I'm going to riot

 

[HarryHengst]

Ahaha, that was quite pathetic from Holland. Lets just lose from Portugal and go home. Its time to think of a new formation for the qualifying rounds for WC2014.

 

[Yurt]

Oh god, he's decorating the living room with his Holland stuff.

I feel so bad.

HAHA this is so good. Watch it with him!

 

[Wessiej]

LOL I love reactions like this. It's only football, man. Don't you have any serious stuff to worry about? My only worry was watching a dull game. I complained, but your reply... damn :").

Well if you want to know, this is a serious thing for me. So that's that.

 

[Fritz]

Oh god, he's decorating the living room with his Holland stuff.

I feel so bad.

How can you even keep a straight face?

 

[Noirulus]

According to wikipedia:

On the next match day (17 June):

Germany will advance to the quarter-finals if
they do not lose to Denmark by at least 2 goals or 0–1 or 1–2 OR
Portugal do not defeat the Netherlands

Portugal will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat the Netherlands and Denmark do not defeat Germany by at least 2 goals, 1–0 or 2–1 OR
they draw with the Netherlands and Germany do not lose to Denmark OR
they lose to the Netherlands by 1 goal and Germany defeat Denmark.

Denmark will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat Germany OR
they draw with Germany and the Netherlands defeat Portugal.

The Netherlands will advance to the quarter-finals if they defeat Portugal by at least 2 goals and Germany defeat Denmark.

Looks like Portugal has a good chance of going through. I hope the stars align for us :|

 

[Wind's Howling]

Hopefully tomorrow Italy will score lots and show us real football.

I doubt it. I think this european championship will be very disappointing overall.

 

[LProtag]

I'm covering my mouth so much and trying not to look at him. He's sitting right next to me now and getting to the game.

This is hilarious.

 

[ErasureAcer]

Group A scenario if Russia, Czech and Greece all have 4 points(Greece over Russia/Czech ties Poland).

First breaker is points against each other. They'd all have gotten 3 against each other.

Tie breaker 2, Goal Differential in matches against teams tied.

Russia +3
Greece -1
Czech -2(set in stone).

So, basically Russia is pretty much in if this scenario plays out. Greece would have to beat Russia by 6 goals to allow Czech in!

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Oh god, he's decorating the living room with his Holland stuff.

I feel so bad.

Aww man, I'm kinda getting embarrassed on his behalf, poor lad. Just let him experience the match for the first time, I'm sure after the first 38 minutes, he'll have a good idea which way is this match going.

 

[darkside31337]

Watching the coverage on ESPN (hell even their website says so too) they keep saying Germany is through to the quarters. Don't they like pay people to make sure the shit they say on TV is actually factually correct?

 

[Divius]

I'm covering my mouth so much and trying not to look at him. He's sitting right next to me now and getting to the game.

This is hilarious.

what is happening?

edit: nvm

lol poor guy

 

[LProtag]

Now he's telling me that he's been stressed out at work and told everyone not to tell him what's happened.

My poor roommate.

 

[Gummifaust]

Dangerous to be near him.

 

[soepje]

Now i can´t unsee him chewing on a really big one in the second gif..

Congrats to Germany! Fair game, fair win.

 

[Meier]

Watching the coverage on ESPN (hell even their website says so too) they keep saying Germany is through to the quarters. Don't they like pay people to make sure the shit they say on TV is actually factually correct?

Yeah, the Gamecast text updates were correct in saying they could still miss out but obviously that didn't get through to the rest of the team.

 

[feel]

According to wikipedia:

On the next match day (17 June):

Germany will advance to the quarter-finals if
they do not lose to Denmark by at least 2 goals or 0–1 or 1–2 OR
Portugal do not defeat the Netherlands

Portugal will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat the Netherlands and Denmark do not defeat Germany by at least 2 goals, 1–0 or 2–1 OR
they draw with the Netherlands and Germany do not lose to Denmark OR
they lose to the Netherlands by 1 goal and Germany defeat Denmark.

Denmark will advance to the quarter-finals if
they defeat Germany OR
they draw with Germany and the Netherlands defeat Portugal.

The Netherlands will advance to the quarter-finals if they defeat Portugal by at least 2 goals and Germany defeat Denmark.

:O Not too bad.

 

[LProtag]

what is happening?

My roommate TIVO'd the Germany vs Netherlands game and is watching it now. Wearing his Netherlands kit and he's put a hup Holland sign up over our door. He's draped his scarf over the couch behind him.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I'm covering my mouth so much and trying not to look at him. He's sitting right next to me now and getting to the game.

This is hilarious.

After Gomez's second goal, just look at him and say "yep"... And nod with a very painful and serious expression on your face.

 

[Fritz]

My roommate TIVO'd the Germany vs Netherlands game and is watching it now. Wearing his Netherlands kit and he's put a hup Holland sign up over our door. He's draped his scarf over the couch behind him.

God, you're a hero!

 

[Totalriot]

Weak performance by Holland.

 

[Gummifaust]

My roommate TIVO'd the Germany vs Netherlands game and is watching it now. Wearing his Netherlands kit and he's put a hup Holland sign up over our door. He's draped his scarf over the couch behind him.

"Your people made such an epic comeback..."

 

[LProtag]

My other roommate and I are IM'ing back and forth about how hard it is to keep a straight face with the things he's saying.

 

[KingFire]

My other roommate and I are IM'ing back and forth about how hard it is to keep a straight face with the things he's saying.

This shit is more entertaining than the game itself.

Keep us updated.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Weak performance by Holland.

2 nd half was a different game. Hardcore 20 minute lapse in the first half.

But yes, shitty tourney so far. Nl doesn't deserve to get through and they won't with that scoring record.

Guy with the room mate, you should let him watch it, there is no way he won't get what's up from your body language durin the match

 

[LProtag]

The worst part is I'll have to watch the game again while I'm eating dinner.

 

[The perfect Dark]

lol@ ZDF
DAT live-problems

 

[Fritz]

My other roommate and I are IM'ing back and forth about how hard it is to keep a straight face with the things he's saying.

I mean I am cracking up just imagining that.

 

[2San]

Well, that's that I guess. Hope Germany goes on to win it though, very solid group they have there. They're a bit too lax though, but it seems Löw knows that's the case. I haven't followed football in a while, why is Badstubber still there? I remember him being pretty average. Our defense was in shambles though, while nothing new, I think they reached a new low today. Feel bad for our LB Willems you can see it was way too early for him.

Well that were the Euros. Fuck you Bert, fuck you Van Bommel.

I agree with that sentiment.

 

[LProtag]

"I'd watch it upstairs but... I can't be alone. I don't know what I'd do with myself."

 

[Meus Renaissance]

My roommate TIVO'd the Germany vs Netherlands game and is watching it now. Wearing his Netherlands kit and he's put a hup Holland sign up over our door. He's draped his scarf over the couch behind him.

Lol, bless

 

[neorej]

on the upside,vPersie has a higher chance-to-goal ratio than Ronaldo.

so there is that...

 

[Fritz]

"I'd watch it upstairs but... I can't be alone. I don't know what I'd do with myself."

He's certainly right about that.

 

[Divius]

Well, that's that I guess. Hope Germany goes on to win it though, very solid group they have there. They're a bit too lax though, but it seems Löw knows that's the case. I haven't followed football in a while, why is Badstubber still there? I remember him being pretty average. Our defense was shambles though. Feel bad for our LB Willems you can see it was way too early for him.

Yeah Willems wasn't much good. Got outplayed a few times and had some terrible passes as well.

 

[norinrad]

Weak performance by Holland.

Weak? We were pathetic, absolutely pathetic, what a bunch of losers

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Next: Denmark

We will crush you.

 

[Error]

hahahahahaha ronaldo, he should stop commenting about messi the people know shit gets him riled up and will keep doing it.

 

[Arjen]

Time for a new manager, big suprise huh Bert, not able to press forward with such a defensive midfield. Goddamn. At least the rest of the tourney is good, because our performance is absolutely horrible.

 

[kottila]

Shitty match. Shitty defence, shitty mid and shitty attack. Too bad they still have a chance to go through. Four more days of increasing optimism, only to be depressed yet again

 

[Gambit]

Well, that's that I guess. Hope Germany goes on to win it though, very solid group they have there. They're a bit too lax though, but it seems Löw knows that's the case. I haven't followed football in a while, why is Badstubber still there? I remember him being pretty average. Our defense was in shambles though, while nothing new, I think they reached a new low today. Feel bad for our LB Willems you can see it was way too early for him.

I agree with that sentiment.

He secretly turned into the best German CB last season.

 

[Fritz]

We will crush you.

*saved*

 

[Jubern]

"I'd watch it upstairs but... I can't be alone. I don't know what I'd do with myself."

I'm dying here. Poor chap, though

Spoiler

This is highly entertaining.