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[laoni]

The guy who started the song, he looks like a more square Justin Timberlake

 

[obin_gam]

"i dont know
we dont care"

so get off the stage danes!

 

[T.O.P]

They got uglier from when they recorder the intro D:

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Fassbender can sing?

 

[Quonny]

Sounds like a World Cup reject song.

 

[Spyware]

Bulgaria was my fav before the show and it's still in the lead for me. Horrible "dress" tho.
Australia's song was better live than the studio version so I don't mind it at all now really.

Denmark is a snoozefest.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Nil pois

 

[Peru]

This is the most dire song so far

 

[MightGoThere]

Why are all the northern countries so bad this year. This is no better than Finland.

 

[spekkeh]

I bet the UN is reconsidering the Geneva convention in light of these soldiers of love.

 

[Dee Dee]

Sounds like a World Cup reject song.

Oh shit, that's totally what this is. :O

 

[Tugatrix]

look is brian adams, ronan keating and other dude

 

[Parham]

Sounds like a World Cup reject song.

Quonny

Let's be soldiers of love

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Sounds like a World Cup reject song.

That's a good comparison actually lol.

 

[Red Arremer]

Hey Denmark, the 90s boyband fad is over btw.

 

[red731]

SOLDIERS OF LOVE!
UNLIMITED STAMINA MANG!

 

[oti]

You know, Greece had at least some soul. SOUL I'M TELLING YA. This has nothing. NOTHING.

Spoiler

It'll be in the final.

 

[mr-paul]

It's basically Take That.

 

[Carbonox]

That was garbage.

 

[Dee Dee]

I'm at this stage in life where I really just don't "get" fashion trends.
What. Is. It. With. The. Knee. Cut-Outs. AAAH.

 

[Peru]

Hey Denmark, the 90s boyband fad is over btw.

Well.. no, it came back a few years ago.

 

[FortuneFaded]

.

 

[Zeknurn]

That was absolutely terrible.

 

[laoni]

Oh my god. Australian commentators were like "Well. Where are the wolves when you need them?" after Denmark

 

[Schryver]

Nope

 

[Jyrii]

Now someone go troll some fps game with that song

 

[Chuckie]

Apart from Australia (which was really really good) I am veeeeerryyy underwhelmed by this semi. I was promised heavy hitters. Only 5 to go.

 

[Rahvar]

Denmark is so boring that I literaly fell asleep. My wife had to wake me up

 

[obin_gam]

lol russia burn

 

[Lender]

Underwear!

 

[red731]

What

THE

fuck

 

[Bri]

Wow, Denmark may actually be the worst Nordic country. Sweden's song is trash through and through, but damn. This was bad.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Stop right now!

 

[T.O.P]

oh god

 

[Tugatrix]

so much cringe

 

[Spyware]

Stop right now!

Thank you very much. I need somebody with the human touch.

 

[JDB]

( ._.)

 

[Parham]

west life 4 lyfe

 

[oti]

THIS IS WORTH ALL OF MY TAX MONEY

 

[FortuneFaded]

Thank you very much. I need somebody with the human touch.

Hey you.

 

[Jamie OD]

It's basically Take That.

Nicky from Ireland could have snuck on stage, swapped places with one of them and nobody would have noticed.

 

[Mesousa]

She's gonna make a political statement about Crimea

 

[FortuneFaded]

Nicky from Ireland could have snuck on stage, swapped places with one of them and nobody would have noticed.

I think that's how he ended up in Westlife to begin with.

 

[red731]

Praise the sun

 

[Quonny]

caw caw im a bird

 

[Dee Dee]

The German commentator on the Ukrainian entry: "They said it's not political and insinuating anything on the current Ukraine situation, it's her personal story of her grandmother's experiences under Stalin."

Sneaky Ukrainians.

 

[Cuddler]

This song is interesting but I'm not sure yet about his voice.

 

[JDB]

So the song "1944" lyrically speaks about the deportation of the Crimean Tatars in the 1940s by the Soviet Union at the hands of Joseph Stalin.

That's ehhh... a bit of a switch in tone.

 

[Tugatrix]

better than russia song

Spoiler

let's start a diplomatic incident over eurovision

 

[MightGoThere]

Wait what, was this in English from the start?

edit: I'm so confused.