Years ago I had a delivery job. For a week I noticed something on the corner of the road that I had to turn on probably 15+ times a day. I tried making out what it was and thought it might be a dead animal.
Turns out it was a life like rubber vagina complete with hair.
Me and a co-worker had a good chuckle about it and decided to pick it up with a plastic bag and place it inside another co-workers fuel door of his car.
Days passed when he finally told us how he went to gas station to fuel up, opened the fuel door, picked it up with his bare hands, realized what it was and threw it in front of someone else pumping gas at the time.