every time I mess up at work it just means I have to spend time reodoing it and they can't use it right away. not exactly harsh consequences (especially since i'm underpaid for the work I do when i'm efficient) but its a bit annoying having to come home and talk about it sometimes. I'd like to be able to leave my mistakes at work
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Nomadic Sparks
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I support all nerds getting consensually laid
It may help all of us out in the long run
It may help all of us out in the long run
I gotta say, I should have expected Holly to pull a gun out, but it still surprised me.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I'am slayed
My neighborhood was probably 70% or more Romney in 2012. Right now I see some Hillary signs and no Trump signs. Maybe some of them are voting Trump but are smart enough to not feel good about advertising it.
liliththepale
Banned
I wasn't when I posted that. I was riding my bike in the dark and trying to get Siri to transcribe my thoughts and also watch the path ahead of me
If someone tried to put up a Trump sign in Seattle, they'd be beaten to death.
everytime I try to talk to siri she just tries to facetime someone randomly from my contacts
The voice recognition (I assume its Google voice) on my Samsung is amazing.
Baroquemantic
Member
Chilling out to some music from one of my favorite movies.
Movin' Cool
The Clock
This one was only a deleted scene on the DVD, if I remember correctly. Makes no sense that it wasn't on the soundtrack.
Movin' Cool
The Clock
This one was only a deleted scene on the DVD, if I remember correctly. Makes no sense that it wasn't on the soundtrack.
Cortana tends to get me really well. I never go searching for programs or files on my own now
Baroquemantic
Member
Oh wow, haha. Never knew this was a thing. I bet it gets pups smelling so fre...
It writes itself.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
You're on GAF on your bike?
I just ruined the rough equivalent to a months salary worth of merchandise. That's not even taking into account the manhours we'll spend reprinting everything I did wrong!. Probably the worst I've ever fucked up at my job. Anyone else have fun stories of astounding personal failure?
There are 40 boxes of beer on a pallet and I was lowering it down from the stack. I did not know that pallet was broken, so it made a plunge from 2 meters. It took me a whole day to clean the glass parts and to vacuum all the liquid on the floor with floor washing machine. 28 boxes were destroyed, 12 survived. That would mean around 600 of damage in financial way
Luckily for me, everything is insured, so we managed to get money from insurance company.
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Deleted member 10571
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well.
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Transhuman
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Not hanging out with the right birds then
Multitasking to the death, huh?
well.
Even fucking Hamburg got snow... Cologne sucks ass in the winter season...
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I have no cigarettes left as if yesterday evening. Let's see how well I can manage the withdrawal effects this time. Wish me luck!
liliththepale
Banned
It's a twenty minute ride that I make six or eight times a week and it's boring. Of course I'm on my phone.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I dunno how these people do it, man
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Transhuman
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If you do a google image search for "Tom Hardy Taboo" you seen Tom Hardy pretty much nude.
Gross
Gross
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Welp, I knew it would happen, but Paper Shakespeare getting on Greenlight early was shot down. At least I have a better idea of what Valve looks for.
I'm voting tomorrow at 7am. Possibly 9am. Please, America, don't fucking elect Trump.
I feel like we're in an Aaron Sorkin play now.
I'm voting tomorrow at 7am. Possibly 9am. Please, America, don't fucking elect Trump.
I feel like we're in an Aaron Sorkin play now.
Try sex while on GAF.
Fall Into The GAF
Member
I did that ISideWith quiz and apparently I am more Green than Shrek smoking a huge spliff inside a marijuana field. (95% with Stein, 88% Clinton)
I know I was always left leaning, but goddamn...
I know I was always left leaning, but goddamn...
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Wow, I really am too wired to sleep.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Yesterday was the formal announcement of site/business rankings in my industry (a metric used by the DHS to measure performance). My site had been a disaster at the start of the year due to staffing and management issues, but hard work from myself and my colleagues paid off by finally upping our ranking. This is essential as the ranking was originally so low the DHS could basically shut the entire site down at any point on a whim, and we've managed to move it into what we'd been told was the safe zone. As a bonus we were only a point or two off the next ranking tier, which is great, with very positive tracking on all streams and outcomes.
Unfortunately our senior staff and upper management met with DHS representatives today (post rating announcement), and the DHS basically had a massive tantrum about a whole bunch of shit and threatened to shut down my site regardless. In addition to this they rambled on about industries and cohorts and what we should be done, despite everything they said being completely out of touch with our sector. Atypical government bureaucratic bullshit through and through.
And typical of upper management, they've shit the bed and their response to this is to panic and implement illogical, reactionary changes to the site. Which includes adding an additional 20 clients to my weekly caseload, expecting me to take on more marketing/recruitment and promotional duties (we have our own internal recruiters), conduct more group sessions, and so on. Aka; do more work, much of which you're not qualified for, take on new roles, be busier, and we will pay you not a cent extra.
I'll be lucky to see the year out.
Unfortunately our senior staff and upper management met with DHS representatives today (post rating announcement), and the DHS basically had a massive tantrum about a whole bunch of shit and threatened to shut down my site regardless. In addition to this they rambled on about industries and cohorts and what we should be done, despite everything they said being completely out of touch with our sector. Atypical government bureaucratic bullshit through and through.
And typical of upper management, they've shit the bed and their response to this is to panic and implement illogical, reactionary changes to the site. Which includes adding an additional 20 clients to my weekly caseload, expecting me to take on more marketing/recruitment and promotional duties (we have our own internal recruiters), conduct more group sessions, and so on. Aka; do more work, much of which you're not qualified for, take on new roles, be busier, and we will pay you not a cent extra.
I'll be lucky to see the year out.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Oddly soothing picture
well.
I initially read this as "too weird." Haha
Time to start shopping the resume around?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I'm also too fucking weird.
Last night, I had night terrors. That happens sometimes.
Last night, I had night terrors. That happens sometimes.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
ok
trying to sleep
night
trying to sleep
night
Halcyon
Member
My wife's boobs are constantly out. At first it was fun. Now it's just so mechanical.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Was going to make a snarky election post but decided against it
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
liliththepale
Banned
and yet
trab pu kcip
Member
Okay that's one tuck and one no tuck
liliththepale
Banned
practicing breastfeeding?
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