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Weirdest...animal...ever!!!Best animal? Best animal.
Best animal? Best animal.
I've been in so much pain this last week and my doctor still refuses to give me strong painkillers. I hate her. "It's too great a slippery slope," she claims. I wish someone would invent a device that enables people to swap bodies, let them see what I deal with on a daily basis. Maybe then they'd believe me.
It is extremely likely I'll be alone for Thanksgiving, as I'm just too sick to make the trip to family. Even if someone came to pick me up, I'd be too miserable to enjoy myself.
Damn man.
At least you'll always have cheap tequila?
It wasn't cheap.
I don't know. I feel like I'm close to making a last stand with my doctor. Either I get better treatment (despite the risks) or I'm in a body bag. No one should have to consider suicide due to poor pain management but it happens all the time, especially in these days of DEA crackdowns on opioids.
I'm hoping you get better treatment.
Then shoot your babies inside me. *fades away while laughing histerically*word I may get it
I'm kind of in the mood to mindlessly shoot things
I wish people wouldn't leave cookies lying around my kitchen.
He should do tofucken 👀You having a tofurky for Thanksgiving, Jobbs?
I wish people wouldn't leave cookies lying around my kitchen.
He should do tofucken 👀
You having a tofurky for Thanksgiving, Jobbs?
Ordinary or cannabis ones?
Are you annoyed or rather aware of bad things to happen to you if you follow that cookie trail?
No, my mom will have regular turkey, but there'll also be stuff I like. She makes vegan wraps and pumpkin mashed potatoes and who knows what other stuff.
My brother is vegan, so I'm going to make a bunch of vegan dishes. Also, this recipe sounds so good.
NietzscheDerp replaces YouTube comments with Nietzsche quotes.
Nietzsche was a nice guy fedora man ahead of his time.
"cunts"
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Its a giving holiday and I like giving and receiving so who knows what may happen. (Threesome guys will be there plus the guy who popped my bottom cherry might go. Awkward or orgy?)Don't get too stuffed tonight, henny. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"While Socrates was pondering the human existence, I was studying the blade.""Poets, philosophers, and existential thinkers are dweebs, dicks, and tools, respectively."
-Oscar "O-dog" Wilde
He can run me over with a pick up truck multiple times, shower me with gasoline and burn me, cut my limbs and feed em to me and shove a cactus up my rectum.
"While Socrates was pondering the human existence, I was studying the blade."
-Friederich Nietzsche