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[jb1234]

He was probably in his early 20s. To be fair a lot of people that age look super young to me now that I'm older than satan himself

That's pretty goddamn old, dude.

 

[Ceallach]

I'm sorry that you are that insecure

I'm incredibly secure. You are the one who is perpetually feeling the need to tell us how bad something someone likes or how things are gross and you don't approve of them. Usually that or some creepy thing about whoever you happen to be leering at on any given day.

 

[FUME5]

I'll kill as needed.

One time someone hit on my gf in front of me and I laughed it off though. He was so pitiful. He looked 12

I remember the story.

I've said before that I haven't hit anyone outside of a dojo or a bit of backyard boxing. I've been mobbed and king hit with no chance to fight back sure, there's been a few other times when shit has gone down and I've been in a position to kick someone's head in for valid reasons (and would have improved my rep) but I haven't, because my better nature won out.

Those, uh, opportunities occurred before I fucked my back up, I spent a few years there being an even bigger smart arse cunt to randoms in pubs because I wanted someone to swing on me so I could fuck them up.

I'm well beyond that now (road rages incoherently) but I keep a pipe wrench in the door well of my van for the crackheads and if someone ever broke into my house I have a few metal bars stashed around the place.

 

[FloatOn]

I'm incredibly secure. You are the one who is perpetually feeling the need to tell us how bad something someone likes or how things are gross and you don't approve of them. Usually that or some creepy thing about whoever you happen to be leering at on any given day.

You are so secure you feel the need to start shit with a stranger on the internet lol

 

[Ceallach]

You are so secure you feel the need to start shit with a stranger on the internet lol

Being annoyed by someone has nothing to do with my security with myself.

 

[friskykillface]

This one? I don't mind it. I'm biased though

Spoiler

I still don't own either issue that featured my game, lol

Dat article title though

Spoiler

METROID

 

[Jobbs]

I remember the story.

I've said before that I haven't hit anyone outside of a dojo or a bit of backyard boxing. I've been mobbed and king hit with no chance to fight back sure, there's been a few other times when shit has gone down and I've been in a position to kick someone's head in for valid reasons (and would have improved my rep) but I haven't, because my better nature won out.

Those, uh, opportunities occurred before I fucked my back up, I spent a few years there being an even bigger smart arse cunt to randoms in pubs because I wanted someone to swing on me so I could fuck them up.

I'm well beyond that now (road rages incoherently) but I keep a pipe wrench in the door well of my van for the crackheads and if someone ever broke into my house I have a few metal bars stashed around the place.

Yeah. I'm not big on fighting over dumb stuff. Like I wouldn't knock someone's teeth out for insulting me. That's dumb. But I'd be perfectly willing to commit violence to protect myself or someone else. It'd be scary and not fun, but quite justified

Dat article title though

Spoiler

METROID

I didn't write the headline

Obviously it looks a bit like Metroid on the surface but it's seriously quite a bit different

 

[Vazra]

Back from the bar after 5 Long Islands. That 30 minute walk felt like a runway and Im lit as fuck.

 

[Professor Beef]

You are so secure you feel the need to start shit with a stranger on the internet lol

just shut the fuck up, jesus christ

 

[FloatOn]

Back from the bar after 5 Long Islands. That 30 minute walk felt like a runway and Im lit as fuck.

I'm glad you didn't drive

 

[FUME5]

Back from the bar after 5 Long Islands. That 30 minute sashay felt like a runway and Im lit as fuck.

Ftfy

 

[toadsworth]

I'm too small to win in a fight so I don't know if I would ever engage someone.

Hope y'all had a great day! Trying to get drunk right now but its tough with all this turkey in me

 

[EatChildren]

Im either getting a pay rise or redundancy. This is a thrilling season final.

 

[Jobbs]

Im either getting a pay rise or redundancy. This is a thrilling season final.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Get off the ice brah.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

So much food

 

[Baroquemantic]

Drinking egg nog.

I love this stuff.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Egg nog is probably my favorite part about this time of year. A little rum in it is always nice.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I wanna go home 😞😞

 

[FUME5]

I wanna go home 😞😞

Don't you have a new job lined up?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Don't you have a new job lined up?

I do, starting January

Im not in berlin yet tho, if you meant that...just working my still current job today

 

[Chuckie]

Egg nog is probably my favorite part about this time of year. A little rum in it is always nice.

I started making that 2 years ago. It is my new tradition.

I actually thought rum was mandatory btw.

 

[Jobbs]

I do, starting January

Im not in berlin yet tho, if you meant that...just working my still current job today

I see you went through with your hotdog promise

 

[DrM]

Mentally preparing for work, because I almost beat up a coworker yesterday.

Fucking lazy pricks, store manager is absent due to illness and several coworkers are taking it very easy and some of us are working as crazy because of this.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Egg nog is probably my favorite part about this time of year. A little rum in it is always nice.

I started making that 2 years ago. It is my new tradition.

I actually thought rum was mandatory btw.

This was my first time having egg nog with any kind of alcohol in it (whiskey, rum, and brandy in this). I like the nonalcoholic kind better, but this is still great.

I tried making egg nog a few years ago and failed miserably. Haven't attempted it again since.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I see you went through with your hotdog promise

Oc!

BRIGHT TIE FISH FLYYY 🎶🎶🎶

 

[FUME5]

I do, starting January

Im not in berlin yet tho, if you meant that...just working my still current job today

Ah, not until Jan.

I meant you could just say fuck it if you were starting the other job soon.

 

[Jobbs]

Oc!

BRIGHT TIE FISH FLYYY ������

♫ need to know you cause I just want to be something more than the mud in your
eyes I want to be the baby chameleon in your hands ♪♫

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Baby chameleon is <3

My friend who came over for Thanksgiving had to leave early because he's working retail on Black Friday. Retail is hellish enough without that ominously named day on top of it. I feel really bad for anyone working tomorrow.

I surprisingly did not drink that much. My tolerance is way down from what it used to be. I did eat a metric shit ton of food though. I probably have enough calories in me for the next two days

 

[AcridMeat]

Sussudio or Sledgehammer

Answer:

Spoiler

Once In A Lifetime

 

[Jobbs]

some chick showed up in my twitter feed saying she just got partnered at twitch (which I guess is something everyone wants) and I went there and she's all crying and shit. I love the drama

I like streaming and all but I wish most of them didn't feel the need to sit on big tacky ass gamer chairs

 

[trab pu kcip]

some chick showed up in my twitter feed saying she just got partnered at twitch (which I guess is something everyone wants) and I went there and she's all crying and shit. I love the drama

I like streaming and all but I wish most of them didn't feel the need to sit on big tacky ass gamer chairs

Wat? You went where?

 

[EatChildren]

Don't melt
No ice
Negative blocking

I don't understand this joke!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't melt
No ice
Negative blocking

I don't understand this joke!

No chill.

 

[Jobbs]

Wat? You went where?

to the stream that was linked

I don't understand this joke!

I'm so disappointed

No chill.

wrong. the answer is even dumber

 

[Professor Beef]

it's "noice" isn't it

fucking fuck

 

[FUME5]

Of course it was noice, Jobbs knows the lingua franca.

 

[trab pu kcip]

to the stream that was linked



I'm so disappointed

wrong. the answer is even dumber

Why was she crying? &#128558; At first i read it like you shittalked her lol

 

[Jobbs]

Why was she crying? &#65533;&#65533; At first i read it like you shittalked her lol

noooo she's crying out of happiness because twitch partnership is a big accomplishment. I wasn't shit talking her at all. lol. I was enjoying the human drama

it's "noice" isn't it

fucking fuck

Of course it was noice, Jobbs knows the lingua franca.

yesss finally

 

[You Know Nothing]

TWD's ratings have fallen to 11 million from 12 million.

I find it amusing that people who said they were going to stop watching actually appeared to have followed through.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Jobbs making innocent twitchers cry

 

[Jobbs]

TWD's ratings have fallen to 11 million from 12 million.

I find it amusing that people who said they were going to stop watching actually appeared to have followed through.

The problem is that the show kind of sucks, the storyline is fragmented even worse than GOT (we check in with some people then don't hear from them again for 4 weeks), and the tone is all over the place.

We go from the most grueling torture/gore porn episode of anything I've ever seen on television, to a weird comedic episode with other people, to a serious drama with Darryl, to more comedy with a villain who has no depth and starts to seem like a cartoon character, (and in that episode Rick isn't behaving in any way consistent with the character that's been established over the years, the only character behaving correctly is actually Rosita) and then in the next episode we get another fragment from somewhere else. It's a big mess.

Jobbs making innocent twitchers cry

nooo I didn't do anything! I just watched lol. I had no part in this

 

[You Know Nothing]

The problem is that the show kind of sucks, the storyline is fragmented even worse than GOT (we check in with some people then don't hear from them again for 4 weeks), and the tone is all over the place.

We go from the most grueling torture/gore porn episode of anything I've ever seen on television, to a weird comedic episode with other people, to a serious drama with Darryl, to more comedy with a villain who has no depth and starts to seem like a cartoon character, (and in that episode Rick isn't behaving in any way consistent with the character that's been established over the years, the only character behaving correctly is actually Rosita) and then in the next episode we get another fragment from somewhere else. It's a big mess.

Game of Thrones also has the added benefit of the audience knowing there's an end in sight whereas with TWD it seems to be "let's milk this and throw shit at a wall to see what sticks until enough people stop watching this slop"

 

[Professor Beef]

My problem with TWD is that there doesn't seem to be an end game. I can only take so much wandering.

 

[Jobbs]

I mean, you need some kind of consistent tone. I think "tone" should be the first thing that's talked about when laying the groundwork for fiction. This is what everything else comes out of.

TWD goes from super super dark, to comedy, to serious drama, to saturn morning cartoon tier stuff. It's fucking crazy. I have tone whiplash.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My problem with TWD is that there doesn't seem to be an end game. I can only take so much wandering.

It's a shonen manga in an American television show skin.

 

[DrM]

Holy cow, Phillips shavers are probably made from gold - from 120 to 250 €

 

[Xiao Hu]

After yesterday party night I know two things:

1. I can't handle alcohol that well anymore. Thank god I was on duty for cash register and the cloakroom otherwise I would get wasted.

2. I'm terrible at flirting and only attract crazy chicks &#128567;

 

[You Know Nothing]

A lonely night, baby girl I loved you on a lonely night, ohhhh
It was the only time and if I led you on then I apologize, ohhhh

 

[Clydefrog]

Grim Dawn is fun as fuck. Dragon's Doggo has now been put on hold.