Nomadic Sparks
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Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Sony made fun of tubby gamers by making the PsX shirt 3xl. Now they mad. Or something.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Wouldn't fat people be mad if they DIDN'T offer a size large enough?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Now they're mad that it is only 3xl. Saying it is a sterotype.
My prevailing thought is who cares
Plus if you're a fat gamer why would you complain about the fat gamer stereotype? you're not helping things
Professor Beef
Banned
fucking gamers, i swear to god
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Gamers were a fat mistake lol
friskykillface
Banned
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I was a fat gamer. One day I realized I was "that guy" so I lost 100 lbs. Then I tore down my 30+ game posters lining the walls of my room
Now I have a few framed Orioto art posters
Ohhhh get it boiiiii
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm fat, but I'm active. And that's more than I can say about some of the other people I know.
Josh with a J
Member
Weekend survived!!
Missed u guys
Missed u guys
If they could fit into an M they wouldn't be known as shame tarps.
Talk to Shortbox about getting your sights realigned.
Josh with a J
Member
Wish I knew what this was =,(
LookAtMeGo
Member
First rule of Tinder is you never swipe right on the first pic. I've seen some 10s quickly become 4s or 5s in the second or third pictures.
There is also this rail road bridge in the country here. Its really pretty there. Id say like half of the girls profiles have a picture taken there. I wonder if they realize how many people have a photo taken there and in their profile.
It was a joke combining you missing us and Shortbox realigning the sights of his rifle a few weeks ago to take part in a competition.
I swear it's almost 1 in 4 who have a photo of themselves doing yoga on a paddle board.
Josh with a J
Member
Now I get it and well done lol
Edit: had tinder and some other things I mess with when I'm bored redownloaded and ready but things with the gf worked out better than I thought
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I can't fit into an M either. They don't cut shirts with tits in mind.
LookAtMeGo
Member
The snap chat dog filter is also popular right now. Everyone wants to be a furry.
trab pu kcip
Member
well of course I look at all the pics they put up but even that doesn't say much in most cases.
I wonder if dudes realize how many of them have vacation pics with monkeys.
Some companies design with those bad
Thankfully it doesn't seem too popular with the 30+ crowd, I pretty much swipe left if they have any sort of snapchat filter anyway.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Lol srsly? Pics with monkeys?
I put my height and weight in my profile because every conversation started with "how tall are you?" And it was getting annoying.
Huh, never been asked either of those things.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Never actually been asked my weight but I put it in there anyway. I was getting asked how tall I am all the time though.
There is a lot of tall people on the island here.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I would never wear that. Usually the only companies that make shirts for busy women are the fat girl.companies like Lane Bryant and then they end up looking like sails on me.
trab pu kcip
Member
wut? people actually ask that? so that's why it's in every profile.
and yeah lots and lots of monkey pics. I actually thought about collecting or counting them all bc it got so ridiculous. this and pics with full snowboarding gear so you can't see anything
LookAtMeGo
Member
That is fascinating. Ive seen many snowboarding gear ones. I never would have thought pics with monkeys would be a thing. Someone should research this.
I wasn't seriously suggesting those shirts. But it strikes me as a bit bizarre that there aren't companies capitalizing on the busty girl who likes to wear t shirts market.
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From the working on some profiles I come across, there's a lot of dudes who take photos of themselves with tigers and shit.
Like, good on you dude, you've gone to a tourist trap and had a photo taken with a drugged up animal.
I keep it simple, a headshot, upper torso shot, one with me grinning and a photo of my dog.
trab pu kcip
Member
that's what I said too! it's so weird
I mean I'll sometimes swipe for puppies or cute cats but monkeys...eh
trab pu kcip
Member
I ordered a large kid-sized dress. let's hope it fits D:
Josh with a J
Member
completely shaved
I feel like I lost 7 years of age
Edit: fingers are crossed trab!
I feel like I lost 7 years of age
Edit: fingers are crossed trab!
trab pu kcip
Member
maybe it'll fit you now
Josh with a J
Member
what will fit me?
LookAtMeGo
Member
I dont think ill ever shave again. Unless my when my beard is fully gray it looks bad.
Hickbilly Deluxe
Banned
How tiny are you?
friskykillface
Banned
A girl in my class told me I need to eat more boxes to get a fuller beard, she might be right.
But for now I just shave my stupid shitty beard x stasche
But for now I just shave my stupid shitty beard x stasche
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Words to live by.
Josh with a J
Member
at least 6 foot if she thinks a dress will fit me I think lol
and I shaved because gf wasn't feeling it
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
She needs to be in an anatomy & physiology class. That's just dumb.
Why would you want to subject yourself to Night Trap?
I honestly don't know. There's something about the level of campiness that comes from those live action games.
Plus I've never owned a Genesis. Back in the day I had to go over to my friend's house if I wanted to play one. Speaking of which, I should talk to that friend and ask him if he still has those copies of Hot Wheels World Race and School Tycoon that I let him borrow 12 years ago.
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