CrudeDiatribe
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Child birth frequently sounds horrific and I feel guilt at the thought of causing pregnancy.
/me dead
/me dead
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trab pu kcip
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so this dude asked me out...also this other dude I know from my teens kinda asked me out but idk if it's a date to him or not (we met again through tinder after years of no contact)
bottom line: not sure about either but I'll probably see it as a hang-out and go
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I mean, I had an epidural so I didn't feel shit.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Invite them both and make them battle for your affection.
Stormhammer
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good morning pals. woke up around 1:00am with cold sweats and chills, work is a struggle to get through right now D:
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
OB-GYN is possibly one of the most stressful jobs ever. I talked to a woman who just wanted to go into general practice after a year of that.
Stormhammer
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too many labels imo
Hickbilly Deluxe
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What in the blue blazing fuck is normcore?
trab pu kcip
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Ideal scenario
Stormhammer
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looks like people who like to wear keds
It's ironic.
The thing that bothers me most about trump is it makes me realize a large amount of people have no morals. Sure I knew there were plenty of racists homophobes etc out there but I though they had some sort of line, however arbitrary. Now I know they don't. All that matters is that their team wins and fuck everybody. (Was going to say "everybody else" but there's no exclusion to trump's victims tho some get it worse than others)
RobotNinjaHornets
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Christ alive I am so fucking tired
1 and a half hours is not enough sleep
Only 25 minutes of work left at least
1 and a half hours is not enough sleep
Only 25 minutes of work left at least
There's now around 50 trump signs I see on the way to work and almost my entire family is voting for him (tho they don't like him). I need to get out
friskykillface
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My tin foil hat theory is all those republicans saying they support Hilary X won't vote for trump are lying for just in case(when) he loses so they don't get backlash since saying you are with trump is doing so much harm these days.
Not like people know who you voted for too so they could easily lie, they are good at that 😈
Hail Trumpdra
Not like people know who you voted for too so they could easily lie, they are good at that 😈
Hail Trumpdra
I doubt there's that many. Republicans feel justified with whoever they pick and they really love opposition since it validates their "everyone else is heathens" outlook. It's their dream to be a martyr for their causeMy tin foil hat theory is all those republicans saying they support Hilary X won't vote for trump are lying for just in case(when) he loses so they don't get backlash since saying you are with trump is doing so much harm these days.
Not like people know who you voted for too so they could easily lie, they are good at that 😈
Hail Trumpdra
WhereAreMahDragonz
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This is so fucking stupid
So she's fine, by the way. Posted something to her snapchat, but obviously won't talk to me for whatever reason. I'm so fucking pissed of ugh. Like....fucking grow a pair if you don't want me around anymore. I don't even know why; I didn't do anything wrong. Maybe I'm just boring or some shit.
Anyway, I'm going back to sleep. Dad's fine.
So she's fine, by the way. Posted something to her snapchat, but obviously won't talk to me for whatever reason. I'm so fucking pissed of ugh. Like....fucking grow a pair if you don't want me around anymore. I don't even know why; I didn't do anything wrong. Maybe I'm just boring or some shit.
Anyway, I'm going back to sleep. Dad's fine.
friskykillface
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Fat life is best life.
Sorry to hear that Em, some people are just like that, ignore you and don't say anything :/ it sucks
Sorry to hear that Em, some people are just like that, ignore you and don't say anything :/ it sucks
trab pu kcip
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:/ maybe this thing was way more casual for her to begin with. idk people sometimes have different expectations
Good to hear dad's fine. GG last night with the Overwatch Junkensteining. That shit is hard yo
Car issue?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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She was calling me babe at one point I don't fucking get it
Anyway I'm pissed, I'm hurt, you name it. Why do I even fucking bother, you know? 2016 sucks.
Not exactly. I walk everyday with dad and we decided to walk to a bigger distance. I feel good and I like going out. Staying in the apartment is not that fun. Im applying at jobs daily early in the morning then walk.
LookAtMeGo
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Definitely top 3 for worst years of my life.
trab pu kcip
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she calling you babe right away was the first alarm going off for me tbh. it's a fuckboi(girl) move. been there myself. just be more careful with your picks in the future and you'll find someone cool again.
Stormhammer
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you could pull the ol spaghetti noodle kiss trick
Nice weather to be walking like that
Gotta do mine in gym with the unending Scooby Doo Eps on tv infront
trab pu kcip
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I will drop off the spaghetti. It will be bagged and pre-heated.
Thank you. I will no longer be posting in this community. Best of luck to all
trab pu kcip
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you know the only foursome I ever wanna have is you+me+bag of potato chips+old simpsons dvds
LookAtMeGo
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Clyde finally got what he joined the community for. Congrats.
trab pu kcip
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serving me food at a threesome? weird fantasy but I've seen weirder.
Stormhammer
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an appetizer, entree and dessert all at once
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
How are you going to eat. If it's a threesome your mouth should be full.
Look at these Gears 4 moves. I took out the rest of their team when I was the only one left
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Baroquemantic
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Sure, Jobbs.
friskykillface
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Lewd
liliththepale
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Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Hickbilly Deluxe
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Dammit, now I'm hungry and I don't get to eat till tonight. Boourns.
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