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Transhuman
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I heard a French scientist say that wearing a bra causes the breasts to lose musculature like veal which leads to sagginess.
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Going by GAF ageist meltdowns if you're not basically at the peak of career and relationship goals right now your life is basically over because it's a steep downhill from hereon out.
It's interesting how obsessive people get about that.
Fuck that, life on cruise control is the way to go.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
ahahahahah
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Transhuman
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I had my life on cruise control for a while, ended up in two different cults and the both had their own dress requirements and customs, it was a huge hassle.
You do know that being a cultist is not a prerequisite for the cruisy mindstate?
liliththepale
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Transhuman
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aw, man. You almost got some of that hot third-wheeling action!
Yeah, it was kinda awkward. I felt like I was an interloper, haha.
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Transhuman
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Why would a stick make you feel guilty.
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Transhuman
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Clyde what's with that weird avatar.
Bro.
shut up, Tennis
You insulted one Dan, but you attacked both of us #DansUnited #Adorable
http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=what-job-should-you-have_2
i always wanted to be a professor after my professional career
i always wanted to be a professor after my professional career
liliththepale
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liliththepale
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I got counselor too
Too many of the questions had three or four valid answers, so I just poked around. I'm not convinced this test is valid.
On the first question I felt every choice described me. It's bullshit
It's almost as if these dumb tests are designed to make everyone share htem and feel compelled to take them to compare their pointless results
liliththepale
Banned
On the first question I felt every choice described me. It's bullshit
It's almost as if these dumb tests are designed to make everyone share htem and feel compelled to take them to compare their pointless results
What does your horoscope have to say about this?
You might not be able to keep the lid on the Pandora's Box of intense feelings you've been hiding from the worldand maybe from yourself. A potentially explosive square between the moon and Saturn in your emotional houses churns up jealousy and resentment and threatens to damage a relationship. Unless you're REALLY prepared to walk away from it, take the high road and initiate a candid conversation. It could actually strengthen the bond and lead to a more balanced dynamic than before!
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
GODZILLA was fucking GREAT
CrudeDiatribe
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yeah, for serious. Years 23 and 24 have been the best years of my life so far
22-ish: 25? 27? At some point everything starts taking a little longer to heal, that's all, not that you can't or shouldn't do many of the things leading to needing the healing.
No matter how old you get, you can always air-drum pretending you're a gorilla in a chocolate commercial.
Maaaaaatt, würdest du rüber kommen und ein wenig mit mir kuscheln
I'm sorry I'm all cuddled out today
#alreadycuddled I'm trying to refine some control inputs for my game now #refinecontrolinputsmode
I am old, I can do anything a young person can do, and I don't air drum. I also heal fast. I'm defying you at every turn
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Transhuman
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liliththepale
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but im ugly
Didn't stop Adele
Would you believe I rarely injure myself? That's more the territory of men.
i wish i was that good looking
ive been told i have nice eyes, though
maybe i should wear a mask except for my eyes
I want to believe this.
liliththepale
Banned
Well you could also audition on The Voice. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. I've never watched the show.
My idea of good music is They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
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Transhuman
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Shawts fyrd.
"I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. I make music to be a musician not to be on the cover of Playboy."
my tastes are more along the lines of Jim Croce and Steely Dan.
fengshuifever
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The "er....can I help you?" scared the fuck out of us both haha
We were walking back towards my car between the two apartment buildings with no-one outside so to hear this disembodied voice was terrifying hahaha
You like getting into bike accidents IIRC
All I do is drop heavy things on my feet
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
OH FUCK OH FUCK PRE-FEST IS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY
AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
trab pu kcip
Member
Two drunk zombies just walked up to me trying to chat..like right after each other but i dont think they were connected
looks like a bunch of jobbers.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I could face them in the squared circle anyday.
liliththepale
Banned
I had to look those people up. Sorry haha
Oh yes, that's my favorite.
Costumed zombies or figurative zombies?
Remember zombies only want you for your brains.
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