EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
remember absolutely no smooching or hand holding on the first date
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Nice 😎
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The first thing to do on a date is to kiss the other person's hand that is like dationg 101.
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Put Your Trunks?
pretty young tvaz
Please Yell Trump?
trab pu kcip
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in Germany this feels like standard. when I first dated my american ex bf and he grabbed my hand on the first date I was like "wooah back off man"
trab pu kcip
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Really? It kinda always felt natural to proceed to different levels of intimacy during the first date. Certainly not like dropping the pants immediately after greeting each other but holding hands while strolling somewhere or giving a kiss for good bye ¯_(ツ
well you're not 100% German, I'm guessing your upbringing didn't cut your balls off completely. most real Kartoffeln aren't bold enough for anything else than awkward talking on the first date. they don't even pay for my 2€ lemonade. only the australian sauna dude, the american nasty dude and the foreign circle dude ever offered to pay ¯_(ツ
_/¯ they also were much more forward with everything else. (not that I always expect someone to pay for me but it's a simple sign of romantic interest and good will imo)while the lack of balls annoys me about Germans I still like that there isn't much touching going on on first dates (unless they're clearly a fuckboi). I like this phase to purely get to know someone without any pressure. + I need to figure out if he washes his hands after the bathroom first
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
germans sound terrible at dating
do you wink and tip your hat because that's absolutely essential especially if you're a cowboy
do you wink and tip your hat because that's absolutely essential especially if you're a cowboy
Nomadic Sparks
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Aloha
trab pu kcip
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Weather is awfully warm with low clouds, so it is quite depressing. Cleaning the house right now, later another hockey game awaits, but I won't drink alcohol today, too much this weekend already.
Indeed. Around here is nothing unusual to get laid on the first date.
Indeed. Around here is nothing unusual to get laid on the first date.
Hickbilly Deluxe
Banned
It's 9 AM on a sunday, I have 0 plans or obligations today, and my first drink is already in front of me. So far, so good.
YesNOnoNOYes
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BEST \o/
Kenzodielocke
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hi
b&jy77VjiKn$#F
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hi
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
sexual preference:
⚪️ girls
⚪️ guys
🔘 constant reassurance that everyone doesn't hate me
⚪️ girls
⚪️ guys
🔘 constant reassurance that everyone doesn't hate me
🔘 pink SMG
⚪️ girls
⚪️ guys
⚪️ constant reassurance that everyone doesn't hate me
trab pu kcip
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⚪️ girls
⚪️ guys
⚪️ constant reassurance that everyone doesn't hate me
🔘 biting
love it!!!
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Yassss kween slay slay slay
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Ballsless German dates must be mighty frustrating when your fetish is biting.
That pink looks great.
That pink looks great.
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
It's 2:21am, I can't sleep, the store across the road has been broken into and is blaring an ominous automated security message, and I have to be up and at them at 7:30. Nooo.
I really feel like pancakes.
When you want a guy who bites and you can bite and all you get are boring fucbois who won't even pay for your lemonade 😱
I really feel like pancakes.
you're describing my life!!
I haven't bitten anyone in a long time
When you want a guy who bites and you can bite and all you get are boring fucbois who won't even pay for your lemonade 😱
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Transhuman
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None of the above
trab pu kcip
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I haven't bitten anyone in a long time
I think my cooking's awesome
trab pu kcip
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<333333
T
Transhuman
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Dude I cancelled six dates to play Gears 4 just now
Actually I'm lying, I meant to play Gears 4 but I've spent most the morning fiddling with my #pinkSMG
Professor Beef
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YesNo keeps biting me >:|you're describing my life!!
I haven't bitten anyone in a long time
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Is dating in Germany more complex than DCS World?
T
Transhuman
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It's not complex it's just hard, like Megaman.
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I used to post in FakeGAF 1 & 2. Life hit and I became less active on GAF and even less so in here. Now I mostly lurk.
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