Fake GAF 2014: Welcome to the Sahara

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We shouldn't be worried. Scientists probably already figured this stuff out long ago, they must have some kind of database with asteroids that will pass earth the next couple of yea-

"We continue to discover these potentially hazardous asteroids -- sometimes only days before they make their close approaches to Earth," Slooh technical director Paul Cox said in a statement. "We need to find them before they find us!"

Aw shit.
 
Just got a call, NBN is now available at our address.

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GOD JESUS CHRIST FUCKING TIDDUMS I'M GETTING EPILEPSY OVER HERE FUCKING SHITBALLS CUNT
 
I just had the most hilarious facebook fight with my mother in law. Like, I don't even know what she was upset about. I posted a picture of someone holding a sign basically saying that spreading fear and hate was bad. Which, I figured everyone would be okay with? But apparently the sign is hateful...for reasons, like, cause it was targeting her and she was offended because she's a hate spreader?

My life, I swear to god.

I hate to say it, but from my point of view, it was one of the most hilarious FB threads I've read in ages. The stupid was strong in that thread.

Of course, I don't have to deal with her as a MIL. I'm so sorry for that Fic.
 
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Tell me why BMO, a Canadian bank, offers Debit MasterCards to Americans, and nothing to Canadians? THE FUCK. Now I gotta make a TD account for a Visa Debit. Goddammit, Canada.
 
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