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Fake GAF 2014: Welcome to the Sahara

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Jeese Eisenberg as Lex Luthor!!!
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Wazzy

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How many Office Space references are made as a Staples employee?

"Yes um, I believe, we do have your staplur."

Lot's.

"Hi um where's your Staples? Oh haha! I mean staples, you know, that go in staplers, not Staples because we're already in it"

Me: "Shut the fuck up"
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NinjaBoiX

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Char says "I love Pineapple, it makes me better in every way possible!" :D

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My boy Char don't appreciate all these lies and impersonations.


I guess we're all slackers...
I'm at work... :D



My Char is female, and she likes Pineapple... ;P
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Okay I'm fine with that.

My boy char ain't, though.
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No your bb is Raul from China.


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-high five-

I'm on like, 5 hours sleep after not getting any yesterday. I have a right to be lazy.
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one of the coolest-looking fruits that happens to also taste pretty good is the majestic dragon fruit

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it grows on a freakin' cactus

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and has one of the prettiest flowers around (that only bloom at night)

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I've never been more disappointment with a fruit. It looked so much better than it tasted, it didn't taste bad mind you, it just didn't taste of much at all... and it was damn expensive as well.
 

Windam

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Nine hours of sleep here. I'll be missing class since I can't get ready and commute to school in time for my class, which is an hour long.
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marrec

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I snuck in a bunch of extra legroom seats for my trip out to San Jose in a few weeks and now I feel guilty.

But I'm very tall you see.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Guys Canadians are so crazy with their hoosers and Fords and hospitality and milk bags I mean what's that aboot?

Oh shit you meant edit posts, welp.
 

Wazzy

Banned
That's just better customer interaction than I ever got in retail. Couple that with a Canadian accent and that scenario is gold to me.

Jason you clever son of a bitch.
It ain't funny, tho.

It's like when people say " HA! That was easy"

And I'm all

"Hahaha" *internally screaming*
Well aren't you TERRIBLE at customer service.
You wish you could have customer service like mine.
 
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