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Fake GAF 2014: Welcome to the Sahara

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You Know Nothing

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Smiley90 said:
I have help right here!

-sips-
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Beer's disgusting tho.
 
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Clydefrog

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*sadhorns*

some kid on jeopardy just bet all his money ($9000) on a daily double with like 3 clues left. he got it wrong. $0 going into final jeopardy now.
 
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wsoxfan1214

Banned
Smiley90 said:
It makes you forget bad things in your life.

.... I need a beer.
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But video games already do that, mister "I haven't been on XBL or PS4 in two months".

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
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wut.

Also, Smelly, Emily, check your phones.

I just found mine after totally not losing my phone for four hours.
 
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wsoxfan1214

Banned
...oh.

Never mind.

So she's an "I can no longer type properly" drunk?

Get a bigger keyboard for these occasions.

Or be European like Smelly.
 
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You Know Nothing

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wsoxfan1214 said:
...oh.

Never mind.

So she's an "I can no longer type properly" drunk?

Get a bigger keyboard for these occasions.

Or be European like Smelly.
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Yeah. She can get pretty bad.

Her messages are denoted with the >>

I'M SORRY, EM. I HAVE TO POST THIS NOW.

>> I'm feeing gooooooooooodod rn

"Omg why"

>>I'm sorry I might be a wee but buzzed

"Ah, yes. The typos had me assuming that! You gonna be okay~?"

>>Yessss

>This is my first time being in this state do

"Aha
Well, try not to drink too much! D:
I've been drunk before in Germany, it was quite the sight ;_;"

>>3 bers and a shot rn kinda wanna do another but I have to work tomorrow

"Yeah you shouldn't
Hangovers suck big time"

>>ik mike and Alex are going to judge md

"This can be a secret tbh" (it obviously isn't now lolol)

>>U da best xoxoxo

"I know I am tbh
There will be no judging of Emily tonight tbh"

>>Omg I have to ask you a question how do I tell a guy I don't want to date him from a gys
perspective"

"Unmm hold up let me think omg"
"I say you kick him in the balls! But uh"

>Second shot downbnnnnn

"Dude I totally hope you mean alcohol and you didn't actually kick him in the nuts"

>Rum with mikes chaser

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MIKE"

>>Drank him omg

"How could you do such a thing
oh my god"

>>Thaj god for auto corrent

"Thank the thaj gods for auto correcting your wood I'm praying for"

>>I'm so hone

"What?"
"What is hone"

>>Go r

"What"

>>Ifk call me maybe is on

"What does it mean to be hone? D;
Loool gangnam style played in the hair salon earlier"

>>Gone

"You're so gone
Wat"

>>It's at my hour tvh

"You should get to bed and rest tbh omg"

>>Heehehehehe

"What"

>>Heehehehehe the

"Em what even omg"
"What's funny tbh"

>>On the floor

"Lmao what Emily"

>>Kfk

"Wat"
"Emily I'm so confused rn
like you're gonna have to explain this to me."

>>Haiti a pass code on my phone was a Terrible idea

"...em what"
"What about Haiti"

>>I can't

"I can't either tbh"
"Does Haiti need saving em"

>>Ifk what need s saving

"Haiti"

>>Why

"Idk
What's happening now"

>>Dying o. The couch

"What couch tho"

>>Mine

"You poor soul"
"Set an alarm and get rest tbh"

>>
I bees to

"You what"

>>I need to

"Ahhh
Get some aspirin and water right now actually, then sleep, 'cause you'll need it tbh"

>>Can you be my drub coach plz

"Why"

>>Bc I need u x

"But why omg I've never been a drug coach before ;w;
I could try but but-"
"Keke
Well sleep tbh"

>>Sony leeave me

"Huh? ;_;"

>>Don't leave me

"Okay omg but you should sleep D:"

>>Tuck me in

"How tho."

>>Idk

"Emily pls"

>Heheh p

"What omg"
"Are you okayyyyy"

>>Nuiuuuughy

"What omg"

>>I. Need to per

"Then pee"

>>Im sorry

"Why? D:"
"Emmmm you should get some rest"
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"I'm so hone" is a particular highlight.
 
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AcridMeat

Banned
"Shitting is my favorite pastime"

"You mean on people?"

"No not on people, I mean, in the toilet. HA haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

I love you.
 
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