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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I was thinking just ChatGAF |OT| Fanfics, heavy breathing, and Charmander

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sounds good.

Madness Pic March |OT| WHERE IS MY PENIS, SLUG

The pain. It still hurts. ;_;

 

[wsoxfan1214]

sigh

 

[BlueBadger]

When I got mine out I got 9 shots of some kind of numbing agent in my gums. Fucking nine needles into my gums. The surgery didn't hurt but I could still feel all the pulling, cracking, and ripping. It was weird as hell.

I'm not worried about the surgery itself. I got circumcised (awake) at 16, so I can handle surgery

I'm more worried about the recovery.

I need new yoga pants

I do too actually mine are all ripped at the bottom ;_; and Wazzy keeps smacking my ass when I wear them LOL

 

[Smiley90]

I was thinking just ChatGAF |OT| Fanfics, heavy breathing, and Charmander

We can't re-use the heavy breathing. That's against some kind of OT rule.

sigh

I'm not coming on skype as much as you're asking for it

I'm not worried about the surgery itself. I got circumcised (awake) at 16, so I can handle surgery

I............. wat. why. just... why.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

FakeGAF community OT might be a bit better, or just move into realGAF and evict the current occupants.


"It all comes back to shit"

 

[Smiley90]

FakeGAF community OT might be a bit better, or just move into realGAF and evict the current occupants.


"It all comes back to shit"

RIGHT. We had already agreed on that title.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm not worried about the surgery itself. I got circumcised (awake) at 16, so I can handle surgery

I'm more worried about the recovery.

Oh.

I never had a choice in the matter unfortunately because America.

 

[BlueBadger]

We can't re-use the heavy breathing. That's against some kind of OT rule.



I'm not coming on skype as much as you're asking for it



I............. wat. why. just... why.

Oh.

I never had a choice in the matter unfortunately because America.

I didn't really have a choice either ;_; not that I mind now. It feels much better haha! But when I was born a piece of the skin was fused shut to the head, and my doctor said I'd grew out of it.. And like.. I didn't. LOL and if I didn't get it done it might have ripped!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ouch! Fucking ouch!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

When I was born the doctors thought I might die so they sent me to another hospital for two whole weeks

My mom couldn't visit because she had obviously just given birth but my dad did

Sometimes I wonder if I was switched with another baby by accident

 

[Smiley90]

I didn't really have a choice either ;_; not that I mind now. It feels much better haha! But when I was born a piece of the skin was fused shut to the head, and my doctor said I'd grew out of it.. And like.. I didn't. LOL and if I didn't get it done it might have ripped!

So THAT's why you're a bottom!

When I was born the doctors thought I might die so they sent me to another hospital for two whole weeks

My mom couldn't visit because she had obviously just given birth but my dad did

Sometimes I wonder if I was switched with another baby by accident

I spent half of my first year in the hospital because I nearly died. Woo!

 

[BlueBadger]

Ouch! Fucking ouch!

The surgery itself wasn't too bad even though I was awake for it! But the recovery was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced LOLL.. Especially because I had never been able to pull my foreskin back at all so the head underneath was so raw when it rubbed against clothes or anything..

So THAT's why you're a bottom!

LOLLLLL no not quite!!

Spoiler

im a bottom because I had a traumatic experience the first (and only) time I tried to top

 

[LuffyZoro]

RealGAF and FakeGAF are pretty much the same anyway.

 

[You Know Nothing]

LOLLLLL no not quite!!

Spoiler

im a bottom because I had a traumatic experience the first (and only) time I tried to top

Howling. You poor brave soul.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

When I was born, there were no major complications.

 

[You Know Nothing]

When I was born, there were no major complications.

*bro fist*

 

[Lucian Cat]

When I was born, there were no major complications.

Same. We're so boring...

 

[BlueBadger]

Howling. You poor brave soul.

LOLL as you howl away! You meanie <3 it was awful. Just .. I can't. LOL

When I was born, there were no major complications.

I was 10 lbs 2 oz when I was born o_o oops..

 

[Smiley90]

STORYTIME BADGER

Did he shit over your dick? You know how much I like a good shit story.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My most painful experience ever was when I got my period for the first time

Like, shit man. It was like I was being ripped open from the inside.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

 

[You Know Nothing]

STORYTIME BADGER

Did he shit over your dick? You know how much I like a good shit story.

:negativeman:

But yeah, I'm really curious too. Not gonna lie.

 

[BlueBadger]

STORYTIME BADGER

Did he shit over your dick? You know how much I like a good shit story.

Not exactly.. But there was clearly no douching involved BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS FULL OF IT. And I had to

Spoiler

finger him to prepare him because we were both virgins, and then my fingers REEKED of it. And I could FEEL IT. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! So I made sure when I was kissing him to put my fingers near his face to TEACH HIM A LESSON GODDAMNIT.

Brb as I puke from recalling this.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

 

[Lucian Cat]

You poor poor man D:

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh god

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not exactly.. But there was clearly no douching involved BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS FULL OF IT. And I had to

Spoiler

finger him to prepare him because we were both virgins, and then my fingers REEKED of it. And I could FEEL IT. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! So I made sure when I was kissing him to put my fingers near his face to TEACH HIM A LESSON GODDAMNIT.

Brb as I puke from recalling this.

NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.GIF x1000

 

[Smiley90]

My most painful experience ever was when I got my period for the first time

Like, shit man. It was like I was being ripped open from the inside.

woooooooo for being a guy. I guess. I have other, embarrassing and painful physical problems though so I can semi-relate.

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

A lot of things.

Not exactly.. But there was clearly no douching involved BECAUSE HIS ASS WAS FULL OF IT. And I had to

Spoiler

finger him to prepare him because we were both virgins, and then my fingers REEKED of it. And I could FEEL IT. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! So I made sure when I was kissing him to put my fingers near his face to TEACH HIM A LESSON GODDAMNIT.

Brb as I puke from recalling this.

So what you're saying is that my tag really should be yours?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

woooooooo for being a guy. I guess. I have other, embarrassing and painful physical problems though so I can semi-relate.

Do tell

 

[BlueBadger]

You poor poor man D:

;_____; thanks for the sympathy, gurl

NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.

NOPE.GIF x1000

RIGHT?! And I was so mad cause I was that nice boyfriend who DOUCHED ahead of time. ;____;

woooooooo for being a guy. I guess. I have other, embarrassing and painful physical problems though so I can semi-relate.



A lot of things.



So what you're saying is that my tag really should be yours?

don't give them any ideas plz ;_____;

 

[You Know Nothing]

So what you're saying is that my tag really should be yours?

Oh god.

Also seems the first chapter of Dragonz' fanfic was a little too accurate.

 

[BlueBadger]

Oh god.

Also seems the first chapter of Dragonz' fanfic was a little too accurate.

No because the first chapter insinuated that we ENJOYED it ;_______; LOLLLL my stomach hurts.

 

[Smiley90]

Do tell

Let's just say there coincidentally is also poop involved.

;_____; thanks for the sympathy, gurl

RIGHT?! And I was so mad cause I was that nice boyfriend who DOUCHED ahead of time. ;____;


don't give them any ideas plz ;_____;

BlueBadger
Stop shitting on my team
Keep shitting on my finger




Also I showed Windam this page.

"Honey Badger: i am done
Honey Badger: so done with that place
Honey Badger: asking tdm for a perma"

 

[BlueBadger]

Let's just say there coincidentally is also poop involved.



BlueBadger
Stop shitting on my team
Keep shitting on my finger

Please no ;_; LOL

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

My most painful experience ever was when I got my period for the first time

Like, shit man. It was like I was being ripped open from the inside.

Mine was getting a rusty nail driven through my foot when the plank of wood I was swinging on broke off from where it was attached to. Landed on top of it, sticking face up.

 

[You Know Nothing]

No because the first chapter insinuated that we ENJOYED it ;_______; LOLLLL my stomach hurts.

I certainly don't blame you for not wanting to top anymore after that.

I understand now, bb. We'll get through this together. ;_;

 

[BlueBadger]

I certainly don't blame you for not wanting to top anymore after that.

I understand now, bb. We'll get through this together. ;_;

Bb ;____; you've been nothing but supportive to me <3 <3

 

[Smiley90]

Most painful experience wasn't even my most serious injury, weirdly.


It was probably when I temporarily dislodged my knee playing handball. Someone stepped on my shoe running after me, it got off, I stepped onto the slippery indoor floor not realizing my friction went from shoe to sock and brutally twisted my knee.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with a popped out kneecap for most painful thing I've ever experienced.

God, it happened ten years ago and it still haunts me.

 

[BlueBadger]

Most painful experience wasn't even my most serious injury, weirdly.


It was probably when I temporarily dislodged my knee playing handball. Someone stepped on my shoe running after me, it got off, I stepped onto the slippery indoor floor not realizing my friction went from shoe to sock and brutally twisted my knee.

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with a popped out kneecap for most painful thing I've ever experienced.

God, it happened ten years ago and it still haunts me.

Just reading these has made my knee twitch in discomfort ;_; LOL

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Mine was getting a rusty nail driven through my foot when the plank of wood I was swinging on broke off from where it was attached to. Landed on top of it, sticking face up.

Oh god ;_;

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Slapshot to the elbow. Missed any pads/gear I had on. I also took one to the throat, but it was a glancing blow and didn't break anything. Couldn't breathe for a bit though.

 

[Smiley90]

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with a popped out kneecap for most painful thing I've ever experienced.

God, it happened ten years ago and it still haunts me.

The above actually happened to me AGAIN like a year later, while skiing. Took a jump, landed with one ski straight and one ski sideways going off-track. my knee was so swollen I barely got it out of my ski pants later.

Slapshot to the elbow. Missed any pads/gear I had on.

Did your bone survive that? oo

 

[Acid08]

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with a popped out kneecap for most painful thing I've ever experienced.

God, it happened ten years ago and it still haunts me.

Popped out knee cap does fucking suck. Had to have one of those full leg casts for it too. Annoying as fuck.

Worst pain for me was when I dislocated my wrist and I set it back by myself. Literally threw up from the pain.

 

[BlueBadger]

I got a volleyball spike to the face just two days ago.. But my nose septum is apparently already deviated so... LOL

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Did your bone survive that? oo

Fractures/cracked bones.

You missed the best part I added after.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I got a volleyball spike to the face just two days ago.. But my nose septum is apparently already deviated so... LOL

My nose looks like it's broken regardless ;_;

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

There was also the time a solid inch of skin got caught in the mechanism of a chair as it folded forwards. Like those chairs where the backs are adjustable and move forwards/backwards. I still have a scar on my arm from that.

My nose looks like it's broken regardless ;_;

girl what

 

[BlueBadger]

My nose looks like it's broken regardless ;_;

Same. Not to mention mine's big cause I'm Italian ;_;