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Fake GAF 2014: Welcome to the Sahara

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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Acid08 said:
Popped out knee cap does fucking suck. Had to have one of those full leg casts for it too. Annoying as fuck.

Worst pain for me was when I dislocated my wrist and I set it back by myself. Literally threw up from the pain.
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I threw up from the pain when I broke my wrist too haha. Best part was that my grandma (who I was staying with at the time) didn't believe me when I said it was broken and it took until my mom came the next day that we went to the doctor to get an X-ray :p

wsoxfan1214 said:
Fractures/cracked bones.

You missed the best part I added after.
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ouch. Lucky it only glanced though oO


Oh, another one of my favourites: had surgery on my foot, the assistant doctor fucked up the anesthesia and instead of getting a professional they just did the surgery without proper anesthesia.

which they promptly fucked up too and I had to comeback in afew months later to correct their mistakes.
 
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Acid08

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Smiley90 said:
I threw up from the pain when I broke my wrist too haha. Best part was that my grandma (who I was staying with at the time) didn't believe me when I said it was broken and it took until my mom came the next day that we went to the doctor to get an X-ray :p
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Lol dude our stories are super similar. Mine happened at a friends house. Called my mom to tell her and she thought I was exaggerating so she didn't pick me up until the next day. Sure enough went to the doctor and it was broken.

Horray for weirdly inattentive family I guess :lol
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Acid08 said:
Lol dude our stories are super similar. Mine happened at a friends house. Called my mom to tell her and she thought I was exaggerating so she didn't pick me up until the next day. Sure enough went to the doctor and it was broken.

Horray for weirdly inattentive family I guess :lol
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My grandma literally asked me "do you always complain this much when you fall or is this out of the ordinary" :lol I didn't know what to respond to that.
 
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Professor Beef

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I bit a kid once

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Professor Lich

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Had a fun night.

Got to see the new 300 movie for free in a prescreening, was pretty awesome.

Then, since I was already at a theater, went and saw the Lego movie as well, also awesome. Gave me them feels too.

And now I'm on Spring Break.
 
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AcridMeat

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Catching up on this thread I'm now horrified. D:

Birth stories, when I was born and my dad took me in his arms for the first time, I peed on him.

I've been pretty lucky in my life injury wise, nothing serious just a lot of really stupid falls from biking/etc outdoorsy stuff.

I have a scar on the back of my hand the size of a dime from when I was 3 years old. My family was having a barbecue and I thought I was the funniest little fucker when I snuck up to the backyard table and stole a burger bun. I was cackling while I did it and as I started to run I immediately tripped and fell on the back of my hand.

It must have been a pretty fucking bad scrap because we didn't have any disinfectant or something and like I said it's been a permanent scar ever since.

Pretty funny side note, it was the day of the OJ Simpson car chase, because I remember crying on a bed while watching it on TV.
 
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BlueBadger

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AcridMeat said:
Catching up on this thread I'm now horrified. D:

Birth stories, when I was born and my dad took me in his arms for the first time, I peed on him.

I've been pretty lucky in my life injury wise, nothing serious just a lot of really stupid falls from biking/etc outdoorsy stuff.

I have a scar on the back of my hand the size of a dime from when I was 3 years old. My family was having a barbecue and I thought I was the funniest little fucker when I snuck up to the backyard table and stole a burger bun. I was cackling while I did it and as I started to run I immediately tripped and fell on the back of my hand.

It must have been a pretty fucking bad scrap because we didn't have any disinfectant or something and like I said it's been a permanent scar ever since.

Pretty funny side note, it was the day of the OJ Simpson car chase, because I remember crying on a bed while watching it on TV.
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You Know Nothing

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BlueBadger said:
PHOTO ALBUM ON THE COUNTER
YOUR CHEEKS WERE TURNIN RED
YOU USED TO BE A LITTLE KID WITH GLASSES
ON A TWIN SIZED BED.

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AND YOUR MOTHER'S TELLIN' STORIES 'BOUT YOU ON THE T-BALL TEAM
YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST
THINKIN' YOUR FUTURE WAS ME
AND I KNOW IT'S LONG GONE
AND THERE WAS NOTHIN' ELSE I COULD DO
AND I FORGET ABOUT YOU LONG ENOUGH
TO FORGET WHY I NEEDED TO

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