No Statham unfortunately.
Saw this from a friend, (POSTER GOODNESS) Bunch more at the link.
I'm sure he'll appear in your visions if you do a Transporter 1/2/3 + Crank 1/2 marathon.
And that Alderaan poster is amazing.
No Statham unfortunately.
Saw this from a friend, (POSTER GOODNESS) Bunch more at the link.
Checkmate.
You're such a weirdo BB.
Never visit Australia. You've been warned.
I'm just not a huge fan of flip flops.. ;___; LOL with pants in particular
I'll allow exceptions!Tiddums :3 :3 :3
Fuck you guys then.
He wears flip flips.
Hey my Malibu thongs are especially fetching!Never visit Australia. You've been warned.
Edit: Stay away from the coast especially.
Hey my Malibu thongs are especially fetching!
Some countries call flip flops "thongs" to get peoples hopes up.Malibu thong is probably not what I hope it is.
Some countries call flip flops "thongs" to get peoples hopes up.
They were free with a bottle of Malibu. I didn't even buy the Malibu. Win in my books
What? One pair of trainers?I only had an extremely worn pair of brown converse that I've had for 5 years, until three weeks ago when I found a pair of thongs on the side of the road.
Don't judge me.
They were free with a bottle of Malibu. I didn't even buy the Malibu. Win in my books
I don't think I can drink Malibu anymore after the last time I had it X____X #toomuchmalibu #mixeditwithbaileys #imstupid
I'm sorry to disappoint!The Malibu with a REAL thong (like the Sisqo song ) + Lucian Cat, that would have been a win in my books.
Not even sure I've tried it tbhI don't think I can drink Malibu anymore after the last time I had it X____X #toomuchmalibu #mixeditwithbaileys #imstupid
I'm sorry to disappoint!
I don't know if I want to click on that ;____;
Nice stuff in there. INTERESTING choice of domain name.
>get envelope in the mail from the state
>"FUCK YEAH THIS IS MY TAX RETURN"
>open it
>it's not my tax return
>it's a notice for jury duty
I did and after nothing loaded for 5 seconds I decided to bail.I don't know if I want to click on that ;____;
You look amazing!!!!
I just watched this.That URL made me think of cakefarts, that's something you should definitely not watch.Unless you want to literally kill yourself laughing
I just watched this.
You made me join a dodgy system? Maaaaaan. You're lucky you're my otpIt's mint when what'sapp crashes. It happens really regular nowadays.
Zuckerburg, what are you doing?
What do you get when you find a dead blond in a closet?
Hide and seek champion 1996
What do you get when you find a dead blond in a closet?
Hide and seek champion 1996
...I don't get it.
...I don't get it.
It was fine before that FB dude got involved. Blame him!You made me join a dodgy system? Maaaaaan. You're lucky you're my otp
She hid for so long she died. 'Cos blonde girls are dumb....I don't get it.
...I don't get it.
It's Friday peeps! What're ya'll doing for the weekend???
Punchline spoiler:
The dead blond was playing hide and seek in 1996. No one found them, and they were too stupid to come out of hiding.
The format of the joke is weird but it's saying that she was so stupid she never came out of hiding and died.
She hid for so long she died. 'Cos blonde girls are dumb.
Edit: beaten like a ginger stepchild.
Are you blonde?