I officially owe one butt picture to You Know Nothing on October 1. Save the date? I hope he likes hair
I want to get up but a very peaceful seeming human is asleep on top of me
My bladder us being tested
I'm sinking into the couch and the cushion is being displaced and pushed out ... It's a disaster. There's no peaceful way out of this
That seems like prime GAF Man thread material.
My recommendation is gently extricate yourself and in the inevitable event of her unslumbering explain the urinary emergency. Interrupting sleep is better than sleeping in piss.
Speak for yourself!
Morning err'one whatup
Morning err'one whatup
I came up with the idea of gently waking her up first and asking her to move
Was sad to see that comfy situation be destroyed ... I'm a ruiner of things
I came up with the idea of gently waking her up first and asking her to move
Was sad to see that comfy situation be destroyed ... I'm a ruiner of things
Equally bad is getting into bed and trying to cuddle with someone who's already asleep. Not fair
I hate doing this. But more with cats than SOs.
I want to get up but a very peaceful seeming human is asleep on top of me
My bladder us being tested
I want to get up but a very peaceful seeming human is asleep on top of me
My bladder us being tested
Have a sugar daddy? Or gonna do prostitution?Craving stuffed crust pizza like a mother fucker. Screw it I'm moving my cheat day up, now I just need to get some money
Have a sugar daddy? Or gonna do prostitution?
Sent off your stuff?
Sent off your stuff?
From bliss to piss.I'm sinking into the couch and the cushion is being displaced and pushed out ... It's a disaster. There's no peaceful way out of this
nah my proofreader hasn't gotten back to me yet. I mean it doesn't really matter since it's sunday
I don't wanna get out of bed. I don't wanna put on clothes. But I'm so hungry.
Ew, I am not eating that fucking peasant shit. If I am ordering pizza it's going to be from some place good.You don't need to either of those things to get food, visualisation is the key, picture a lanky teenager driving up to your house and giving you food, then phone dominoes and make it a reality.
Ew, I am not eating that fucking peasant shit. If I am ordering pizza it's going to be from some place good.
Oh i'm sorry I assumed you were British like me. Yeah here in England dominoes are great, they use good ingredients, their cheap and they have great service. Papa Johns is considered shit tier in England where as Dominoes are top tier.
I've told this to other North Americans before and they usually don't believe me.
From bliss to piss.
I am all too familiar with this struggle.
I can go pee whenever the hell I want but I will grow old+die alone. guess I win this one.