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[Jobbs]

 

[FUME5]

stop telling me what to do. you're not my real dad!

.....really?

*sigh*

"Fetch my spanking hand Margaret."

 

[Bko]

stop telling me what to do. you're not my real dad!

Btw, I adopted you as my mew dad in GermanGAF if I remember correctly.

does the cringy part compromise the compliment?

Niemals, Schnuckipupsi! <3

 

[trab pu kcip]

this should always be totp

Btw, I adopted you as my mew dad in GermanGAF if I remember correctly.



Niemals, Schnuckipupsi! <3

oh right...da war was.

 

[Jobbs]

Schnuckipupsi

lol I love that word

 

[FUME5]

lol I love that word

What does it mean? Too lazy to Google.

 

[Bko]

oh right...da war was.

Then where the fuck is my allowance for the last 5 months?! Don't tell me you spent it all on pussies and veggie Döner again...

lol I love that word

Teach it Nikki. Then get married

 

[Jobbs]

What does it mean? Too lazy to Google.

Roughly "sweetheart"

Teach it Nikki. Then get married

like I can be tamed

 

[trab pu kcip]

Then where the fuck is my allowance for the last 5 months?! Don't tell me you spent it all on pussies and veggie Döner again...



Teach it Nikki. Then get married

your mother handles the finances. ask her

like I can be tamed

lol

 

[Bko]

your mother handles the finances. ask her

Mama Gameprof found comfort in the bottle. You ruined her!

::crys like some bith running out of the room::

like I can be tamed

Du wilder Hengst

 

[FUME5]

your mother handles the finances. ask her



lol

Double burn from my schnuckipupsi.

 

[Jobbs]

 

[FUME5]

What does 1950s Fumes have to do with this?

 

[trab pu kcip]

so that Tinder dude apparently is into singing and going to the opera.... and I'm here like..uhm I like beer & punkrock shows. ._.
this was a mistake

 

[Bko]

What kind of singing/which genre? Progressive vegetarian Grindcore?

 

[Jobbs]

This TMP song is really good

so that Tinder dude apparently is into singing and going to the opera.... and I'm here like..uhm I like beer & punkrock shows. ._.
this was a mistake

Does he like those things too? Some people have diverse interests

 

[trab pu kcip]

What kind of singing/which genre? Progressive vegetarian Grindcore?

considering he's going to the opera probably not.

This TMP song is really good



Does he like those things too? Some people have diverse interests

he doesn't seem like it.

 

[FUME5]

so that Tinder dude apparently is into singing and going to the opera.... and I'm here like..uhm I like beer & punkrock shows. ._.
this was a mistake

Move on Lea, I refuse to believe there isn't a good man for you just waiting to swipe right.

 

[Jobbs]

I imagining lea going on the date and she ends up in an opera watching him sing and the camera goes in on her and we hear the curb your enthusiasm music

 

[trab pu kcip]

I imagining lea going on the date and she ends up in an opera watching him sing and the camera goes in on her and we hear the curb your enthusiasm music

hahahaha
this is what would happen!!!

he sounds like a guy for jb though.

 

[Bko]

Aaaand here comes the anxiety attack. Fucking great....

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

so that Tinder dude apparently is into singing and going to the opera.... and I'm here like..uhm I like beer & punkrock shows. ._.
this was a mistake

Could be worse

Could be mlp

 

[Lucian Cat]

so that Tinder dude apparently is into singing and going to the opera.... and I'm here like..uhm I like beer & punkrock shows. ._.
this was a mistake

Whaaaaaaaaaaat. Operas are the bomb diggety.

Aaaand here comes the anxiety attack. Fucking great....

Talk to us buddy. That's what we're here for

Could be worse

Could be mlp

.

Also my keyboard is squeaking, Adam. You bought this laptop, how do I fix it.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

How are you having so much trouble

I do not understand

 

[Deleted member 10571]

How are you having so much trouble

I do not understand

you and me both lol

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Also my keyboard is squeaking, Adam. You bought this laptop, how do I fix it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dell/comments/4ehoq7/xps_15_9550_keyboard_squeak/

< Does that sound like your issue?

 

[Lucian Cat]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dell/comments/4ehoq7/xps_15_9550_keyboard_squeak/

< Does that sound like your issue?

Kinda? It's mostly the spacebar and b button that squeak. Where do I find canned air.

Also I pulled a key off an old laptop once. It never went back on...

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Kinda? It's mostly the spacebar and b button that squeak. Where do I find canned air.

Also I pulled a key off an old laptop once. It never went back on...

I take no responsibility

 

[Jobbs]

How are you having so much trouble

I do not understand

she doesn't want a shithead or a fuckboy

a lot of guys are one or both

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

she doesn't want a shithead or a fuckboy

a lot of guys are one or both

...oh yeah good point. I occassionally forget that most people are garbage.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I take no responsibility

>:|

she doesn't want a shithead or a fuckboy

a lot of guys are one or both

So much this.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

she doesn't want a shithead or a fuckboy

a lot of guys are one or both

I just looked up fuckboy on urban dictionary and the top 4 definitions all disagree with each other

I have no idea what that is

 

[trab pu kcip]

Could be worse

Could be mlp

Whaaaaaaaaaaat. Operas are the bomb diggety.

it's definitely not that bad but I just doubt there would be any common ground here. he seems a bit more... uhm "posh" maybe. and I'm more on the alternative/indie side of things when it comes to hobbies and interests. I mean if he liked some of the stuff I liked too it wouldn't be a problem but I can't work with nothing.
maybe I'm just prejudiced tho, idk anything anymore.


edit: catching up on the last pages: I need to watch Aristocats with somebody + even though I'm not a Pokemon fan, Em looked super cute in that top.

 

[Bko]

Talk to us buddy. That's what we're here for

I was strolling in the sweets department of a grocery store, then I remembered the Japanese girl I like had an accident while dyeing her hair (turned rather green than brown) and she likes Marmorkuchen so I thought about her one to cheer her up. The thing is she has a boyfriend and the fact that I can't find anybody suitable for me makes me anxious &#128531;

 

[trab pu kcip]

I was strolling in the sweets department of a grocery store, then I remembered the Japanese girl I like had an accident while dyeing her hair (turned rather green than brown) and she likes Marmorkuchen so I thought about her one to cheer her up. The thing is she has a boyfriend and the fact that I can't find anybody suitable for me makes me anxious &#55357;&#56851;

you wanted to buy/bake her one? don't do it man. if she has a bf it's game over for now.
I know that anxiousness but it'll pass. it's just a phase

 

[Jobbs]

just go to the hospital and wait for a nurse to come to you

if fuckboys catch on to my secret they'll ruin it!

 

[Lucian Cat]

I was strolling in the sweets department of a grocery store, then I remembered the Japanese girl I like had an accident while dyeing her hair (turned rather green than brown) and she likes Marmorkuchen so I thought about her one to cheer her up. The thing is she has a boyfriend and the fact that I can't find anybody suitable for me makes me anxious &#128531;

Yeah like trab says, she has a bf. Off limits which sucks. How did you meet her. I'm sure there are tons of other girls in your area just as awesome, if not more. And single!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

it's definitely not that bad but I just doubt there would be any common ground here. he seems a bit more... uhm "posh" maybe. and I'm more on the alternative/indie side of things when it comes to hobbies and interests. I mean if he liked some of the stuff I liked too it wouldn't be a problem but I can't work with nothing.
maybe I'm just prejudiced tho, idk anything anymore.


edit: catching up on the last pages: I need to watch Aristocats with somebody + even though I'm not a Pokemon fan, Em looked super cute in that top.

Ew posh people

Also Aristocats is rad, was my favourite Disney film as a kid

 

[Jobbs]

can kittens drink almond milk? she's begging and demanding a taste of it but I seem to remember almonds being bad for cats

 

[Vazra]

I don't know if it's possible for ME to look more masculine

*cough*

I can always draw a dick on your face!

.

Also should I reactivate my okcupid account? I'm bored with life and not sure if dating will help that lol.

Activate Okcupid, Tinder, Christian Mingle and anything you can think of.

man sometimes I feel like such a waste kid.

look my whole life will be nothing or I will never do something truly important

That shit happens but dont think much about it cause you really don't gain anything about it except more stress.

This is the best $20 I've ever spent

Nice. Looking ready to slay some bitches.

So, apparently there's a huge-ass fire near my old house.

Here's a picture I took of a fire right outside my house in 2013:

Get some hot dogs out and sing kumbaya while cooking them

Dudes on GROWLr are hitting on me in Spokane. I must be fresh meat to them.

Get it and record it boy

I'm getting a 3DS today. Woop.

Can't play my 3DS anymore. Got the original one and my eyes are not suited for that shit anymore. I loved Kid Icarus tho.

haha it's a riddle for y'all

::hops away::

Kinky Queen

YAS

I was strolling in the sweets department of a grocery store, then I remembered the Japanese girl I like had an accident while dyeing her hair (turned rather green than brown) and she likes Marmorkuchen so I thought about her one to cheer her up. The thing is she has a boyfriend and the fact that I can't find anybody suitable for me makes me anxious

 

[trab pu kcip]

can kittens drink almond milk? she's begging and demanding a taste of it but I seem to remember almonds being bad for cats

internet says a little is okay. actually better than cow milk

 

[Prophet Steve]

Woop, making brownies to celebrate my birthday at work.

Downloaded Spec Ops again. Let's see if Lea is blowing it out of proportion like Friends or not

It is great. Flawed, but great.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat. Operas are the bomb diggety.

Talk to us buddy. That's what we're here for


.

Also my keyboard is squeaking, Adam. You bought this laptop, how do I fix it.

Use the on-screen keyboard with your mouse/trackpad.

it's definitely not that bad but I just doubt there would be any common ground here. he seems a bit more... uhm "posh" maybe. and I'm more on the alternative/indie side of things when it comes to hobbies and interests. I mean if he liked some of the stuff I liked too it wouldn't be a problem but I can't work with nothing.
maybe I'm just prejudiced tho, idk anything anymore.


edit: catching up on the last pages: I need to watch Aristocats with somebody + even though I'm not a Pokemon fan, Em looked super cute in that top.

Oh sure, I might still have Artistocats here somewhere.

...On VHS.

...In Dutch.

 

[Jobbs]

internet says a little is okay. actually better than cow milk

she loves it hahaha

this kitten will eat anything. she wants to try any food she sees. it's so weird because my other cats are so picky they'll only eat their specific type of cat food and won't touch anything else

 

[Granadier]

Going to the opera?

:: visibly gaging ::

 

[Lucian Cat]

Activate Okcupid, Tinder, Christian Mingle and anything you can think of.

Christian... mingle... Have you ever met me?
Also no tinder. I'm not about that hookup life.

Use the on-screen keyboard with your mouse/trackpad.

Eww

 

[Bko]

you wanted to buy/bake her one? don't do it man. if she has a bf it's game over for now.
I know that anxiousness but it'll pass. it's just a phase

Well I could bake one in our rice cooker at least

It's not about me wanting to have something with her, it's more like I feel about her like a little sisters after I realized that it wouldn't work out anyways (we had coffee after lunch and it simply clicked in my head). She seamed very upset about her hair so as a friend I naturally want to cheer her up.

Yeah like trab says, she has a bf. Off limits which sucks. How did you meet her. I'm sure there are tons of other girls in your area just as awesome, if not more. And single!

I'm going home to Germany next month, so no time for serious stuff left anymore. And I will hate my life there so much because I enjoyed the international environment here in Shanghai soooo much. Besides all the flicks I had back there were so utterly pointless, basically let's skrew from time to time and nothing beyond basic affection....plus the fact that I'm bi

 

[Prophet Steve]

I wouldn't mind trying an opera.

Christian... mingle... Have you ever met me?
Also no tinder. I'm not about that hookup life.


Eww

Well, to be actually helpful, canned air/compressed air should be very easy to find at a big retailer or big electronics store. Shouldn't be too expensive either.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Which would everyone rather go to: an opera or a wrestling event?

 

[Lucian Cat]

I wouldn't mind trying an opera.



Well, to be actually helpful, canned air/compressed air should be very easy to find at a big retailer or big electronics store. Shouldn't be too expensive either.

I have tomorrow off, maybe I'll go hunt some down.

Which would everyone rather go to: an opera or a wrestling event?

Opera. Hands down.

 

[Prophet Steve]

Which would everyone rather go to: an opera or a wrestling event?

Tbh I'd wanna try both, but I think an opera.

I have tomorrow off, maybe I'll go hunt some down.


Opera. Hands down.

You can also just check online first.