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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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zeemumu

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This is the best $20 I've ever spent

Nice. One of my favorite themed shirt purchases was probably this one

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It was interesting meeting Daft Punk fans who didn't know anything about Mega Man and seeing them stare in confusion for a few seconds.
 

zeemumu

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Should it bother me as much as it does that if i died, no one outside of family would be aware of it for a months at the very least?
 
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What my mind is going through while I watch this movie.
Which I also don't know anything about.

I'm literally lying on the bed sheets because it's so warm and can't decide if I even want to get up and put on clothes <_<


Edit thanks Steve :) uhh voice chat huh. *Slowly backs up*

Edit edit wait it's Sunday, i totally can get up and not put on clothes. I'm saved!
 

zeemumu

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My family is disconnected from most of my friends and I usually have to initiate conversations with my friends so there'd be no way for them to find out. I only say a month because it would take around that long for you guys to get suspicious about my lack of posting.
 

Misha

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Which I also don't know anything about.

I'm literally lying on the bed sheets because it's so warm and can't decide if I even want to get up and put on clothes <_<


Edit thanks Steve :) uhh voice chat huh. *Slowly backs up*

Edit edit wait it's Sunday, i totally can get up and not put on clothes. I'm saved!

not just voice. its normal chat too
 
Which I also don't know anything about.

I'm literally lying on the bed sheets because it's so warm and can't decide if I even want to get up and put on clothes <_<


Edit thanks Steve :) uhh voice chat huh. *Slowly backs up*

Edit edit wait it's Sunday, i totally can get up and not put on clothes. I'm saved!

Oh I am sure plenty of people use it for normal text chat too where some people decide to voice chat.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I've noticed a pattern of women changing their hairstyle during transitional times in their lives (new job, new school, new city, breakup, reverse breakup, whatever). I attribute this to an assertion of control when other things feel less in-control.

Most women also seem to have a shitbag clingy dickface guy friend and his name is always Chris.

I think I've got women completely figured out now. Let me know if I'm wrong.
 
I've noticed a pattern of women changing their hairstyle during transitional times in their lives (new job, new school, new city, breakup, reverse breakup, whatever). I attribute this to an assertion of control when other things feel less in-control.

Most women also seem to have a shitbag clingy dickface guy friend and his name is always Chris.

I think I've got women completely figured out now. Let me know if I'm wrong.

Lucian Cat's life is like this then:

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For parts 1 and 2.

Now Adaline's driving on the Golden Gate Bridge. And she's speeding because she doesn't give a fuck. And now she's driving along and pretending to not care until Ellis tells her to pick this girl up. But it's his sister and so she buckles and stops. His sister's name is Kiki I guess. What a dumb fucking name. And of course she's all sanctimonious about stuff being a Berkley graduate and all. Awful.

Now Harrison Ford and some woman are being Ellis' parents. And they're parents I guess.

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Same.

And she tells him to clear the table for their arrival. And then Ellis introduces everyone and I'm chugging my wine because fuck this movie. Let my suffering end. But oh wait, Ellis' father knows Adaline somehow. Conveniently.

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But uh no it's just her mother he knows or something. God let it end. And cue the reminiscence of Harrison Ford meeting Adaline in some godforsaken time in London. And of course she fucked him. Because fucking a father and son in two different lifetimes isn't awkward at all.

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Now Ellis' mother asks how they met. And Adaline says on an elevator at New Year's Eve. And I just want to strangle her because she completely brushes off Ellis' fuccboi behavior. But anyway, then Harrison Ford offers her coffee and she refuses. He's devastated of course. Then Harrison Ford's wife inquires about how he met her "mother." And Adaline says she wasn't English but was in England studying French (which works I guess?) And her "mother" was such a polymath I suppose. And then HF starts praising her "mother" and his wife gets pissed and leaves the table. DAMAGE CONTROL. Blah, blah, blah, hunni ur the best, etc.

Now they're all playing Trivial Pursuit. And Adaline is slaying. And Ellis is being a FUCCBOI as per. And then it's revealed that Ellis' dad named the comet he discovered after Adaline or something. I don't know. JUST LET IT END.

Now she's drinking in private and HF finds her and they have some dumb scene together. Space and cosmos and philosophy. And her "mother" stood him up and didn't marry him or something. God let it end.

And then Ellis and Adaline are together again. And he's totes falling in love with her after like three days. What a fuccboi. And Adaline has a ladybug in her hair and somehow HF looks at her mannerisms and starts suspecting she's actually Adaline and not her "daughter." Cue flashbacks of them running in the woods in the days of yore.

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Me while watching this shitfest. TBC. I cannot continue the final 30 minutes tonight.
 

Misha

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I've noticed a pattern of women changing their hairstyle during transitional times in their lives (new job, new school, new city, breakup, reverse breakup, whatever). I attribute this to an assertion of control when other things feel less in-control.

Most women also seem to have a shitbag clingy dickface guy friend and his name is always Chris.

I think I've got women completely figured out now. Let me know if I'm wrong.

they have a bit about that in scott pilgrim. been so long since I read it though that I don't quite remember how it went
 

FUME5

Member
My family is disconnected from most of my friends and I usually have to initiate conversations with my friends so there'd be no way for them to find out. I only say a month because it would take around that long for you guys to get suspicious about my lack of posting.

I'll make a note to PM you fortnightly.
 
Another successful date night. We're watching season 2 of Powers right now, the PlayStation show. I can't tell if it's good or not but I like it a lot. There was a random scene in the second episode where all of a sudden he's in a sex club and there are dozens of butt naked people. Didn't expect that one, Sony. Oleysa Rulin is a mega cutie.

I made a seared steak with sauteed spinach, asparagus and mashed potatoes. Cooking is so much fun.

I've noticed a pattern of women changing their hairstyle during transitional times in their lives (new job, new school, new city, breakup, reverse breakup, whatever). I attribute this to an assertion of control when other things feel less in-control.

Most women also seem to have a shitbag clingy dickface guy friend and his name is always Chris.

I think I've got women completely figured out now. Let me know if I'm wrong.

I wear my hair differently all the time. It's fun to experiment with new styles. I would be so bored with short hair.
 
Should it bother me as much as it does that if i died, no one outside of family would be aware of it for a months at the very least?

My family is disconnected from most of my friends and I usually have to initiate conversations with my friends so there'd be no way for them to find out. I only say a month because it would take around that long for you guys to get suspicious about my lack of posting.

Why do you think that is? I understand that sometimes people suck, but is there something preventing you from finding new and better friends? Do you have a hard time engaging with people?

There's gotta be a solution to this. I mean if you want to. You shouldn't have to settle for people who don't care about you.
 

Misha

Banned
I wear my hair differently all the time. It's fun to experiment with new styles. I would be so bored with short hair.

I like the idea of having "a look". something that you can go back to on most days


wait what did you mean by short?
most guys cuts are so dull. I basically have a bob so it can have a bit of variation. not much tho and nothing that i'd actually do atm
 

zeemumu

Member
Why do you think that is? I understand that sometimes people suck, but is there something preventing you from finding new and better friends? Do you have a hard time engaging with people?

There's gotta be a solution to this. I mean if you want to. You shouldn't have to settle for people who don't care about you.
It's not that they don't care (that's another story), it's just the realization that they'd have no way of finding out. Maybe I should rig my phone to easily send out a mass text and update my social media in the event that I get randomly hit by a car or something.
 

Jobbs

Banned
It's not that they don't care (that's another story), it's just the realization that they'd have no way of finding out. Maybe I should rig my phone to easily send out a mass text and update my social media in the event that I get randomly hit by a car or something.

First of all, why dwell on it? If you're gone, you won't be able to have a reaction to the world's reaction to your being gone, so who cares?

This is a tunnel you should probably stop letting your mind go down; it's not productive!

I wear my hair differently all the time. It's fun to experiment with new styles. I would be so bored with short hair.

Clearly there are colorful outliers =]
 
yup.

It.... was a very hot day.

But you want to see some real shit?

2001.

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What the shit!?
 
It's not that they don't care (that's another story), it's just the realization that they'd have no way of finding out. Maybe I should rig my phone to easily send out a mass text and update my social media in the event that I get randomly hit by a car or something.

I don't think that's true. Technically you'll have no way of finding out you're dead either (unless it's a slow or planned death, I guess). People not caring about your death is important because it's a reflection of the present.

I'm a huge advocate for being the change you want to see. You can try waiting around for things to change but that often leads to disappointment. You can wait around and hope your friends eventually take notice of you, or you can do something else like find new friends who relate to and appreciate you better, or you can try to be the kind of person who your current friends will take a greater interest in.

I apologize if I'm reading too much into this or being too morbid. And I'm well aware that I myself am extremely privileged. But I also don't just sit at home alone hoping things will change, and I like to encourage others to do the same if they can. :)

I like the idea of having "a look". something that you can go back to on most days

wait what did you mean by short?
most guys cuts are so dull. I basically have a bob so it can have a bit of variation. not much tho and nothing that i'd actually do atm

For what it's worth, I don't actually get my hair cut differently. I always let it grow out long and layered. I'm just talking about different ways of pinning, tying and braiding it. Plus I already have the blue look, so I don't need to stick to wearing it a certain way.

Shoulder-length is where I'd draw the line personally. Shorter is fine on other people though.
 
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