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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Jobbs

Banned
Nah, Jobbs couldnt be bi, he's terrified of poop dick

Is anyone not?

jobbs what happened? D:

Looks like I'll be joining a lot of those in this thread in their daily desperation. On the bright side I'll have more time and energy to devote to the game. I'll fully embrace my hermit lifestyle.

edit: my mouth is numb from the dentist, including my lip, and I just ripped some of it off without knowing it. Looks like I've been punched. I can't catch a break
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Is anyone not?

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FloatOn

Member
wtf

so lewd

edit - also you have my condolences Jobbs but it's cool to see you already redirected your energy towards something constructive
 

FloatOn

Member
also thanks you for being nice to me

I'm just kinda relaxing/decompressing at this point.

and trying to control the flow of blood from my lip

anytime!

it's disappointing when relationships don't work out and so it's good to have the support of friends and family when it happens. I know I'd be even more of a mess if I didn't have my people in my life.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
This is why I dont do relationships anymore, too much stress for too little payout. I just have a few guys setup to meet carnal desires when needed and the occasional ons. My life is much happier without having to worry about anyone I didnt give birth to.
 
Jobbs bruh Jobbsy bruh

If you were in the STL area, I would buy a jug of wine and bring it to you and maybe get drunk and shitpost and dunk on some nerds


🎵Did you ever know you're my hero🎶

Maybe we could drunkenly sing Beatles songs ✌
 

FloatOn

Member
This is why I dont do relationships anymore, too much stress for too little payout. I just have a few guys setup to meet carnal desires when needed and the occasional ons. My life is much happier without having to worry about anyone I didnt give birth to.

yeah after the divorce in late 2014 I was only in one other relationship after and then a bunch of casual hookups. companionship is nice sometimes but the benefit of doing whatever I want whenever I want is compelling reason enough to stay single.

I'm also better able to focus on my studies.
 

Jobbs

Banned
This is why I dont do relationships anymore, too much stress for too little payout. I just have a few guys setup to meet carnal desires when needed and the occasional ons. My life is much happier without having to worry about anyone I didnt give birth to.

I don't know where to find people like this.

Jobbs bruh Jobbsy bruh

If you were in the STL area, I would buy a jug of wine and bring it to you and maybe get drunk and shitpost and dunk on some nerds


🎵Did you ever know you're my hero🎶

Maybe we could drunkenly sing Beatles songs ✌

Thanks man. I don't dunk on nerds but I'll take the wine.
 
This is why I dont do relationships anymore, too much stress for too little payout. I just have a few guys setup to meet carnal desires when needed and the occasional ons. My life is much happier without having to worry about anyone I didnt give birth to.

I tried this or more like...am still kinda trying to get into it but idk...I have this weird thing where I don't get wet unlike I really like the person. and I don't just like any Otto that walks around :(
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'll take that head of hair.
 

zeemumu

Member
The risk is always great that one of us will become attached. I become attached easily. I don't know if I'm compatible with the holly lifestyle

Hookups aren't my thing. I need some level of passion in there to be invested in anything relating to that person.
 
I've noticed that I'm becoming more scared of a new relationship everyday though. like it being weird/shitty again. that's why I don't completely rule out hookups at this point even though it's not really my thing.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I've noticed that I'm becoming more scared of a new relationship everyday though. like it being weird/shitty again. that's why I don't completely rule out hookups at this point even though it's not really my thing.

just be a hermit and embrace it. that's me
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I've noticed that I'm becoming more scared of a new relationship everyday though. like it being weird/shitty again.
Obviously my problems are a little different but I definitely feel this. My old one was abusive as hell
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I tried this or more like...am still kinda trying to get into it but idk...I have this weird thing where I don't get wet unlike I really like the person. and I don't just like any Otto that walks around :(
I mean everyone is different. I'm not saying everyone should be like me. And I admit I am very selfish sexually. It also took me a long time to get to this point. 7 to 10 years ago I got attached, I wanted a boyfriend, someone to sleep next to me. Now I get annoyed with it.
 

zeemumu

Member
I've noticed that I'm becoming more scared of a new relationship everyday though. like it being weird/shitty again. that's why I don't completely rule out hookups at this point even though it's not really my thing.

I guess the solution would be to go into it with tempered expectations in terms of it becoming a relationship. Go out and have fun hanging with someone cool, and if it turns into something, great. So treat it less like an obligatory romance thing and more like spending time with someone you think is cool, at least initially.

That might work
 

Jobbs

Banned
sorry if I killed the mood. you can go on with thirst/shitposting/nonsense as normal whenever you feel like.

I'm going on as normal by watching a girl put on makeup on youtube
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Bottom line is bad relationships mess you up as a human being

sorry if I killed the mood. you can go on with thirst/shitposting/nonsense as normal whenever you feel like.

I'm going on as normal by watching a girl put on makeup on youtube
Bruh, it's cool. We need to be able to deal with realness when it happens. Even in FakeGAF.
 

SystemBug

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bottom line is that when you think your life is pretty bad it can always get worse.

hence the bottom is not really even a bottom, and the line isn't even a line really.

its just a never-ending pit.

a pit of despair
 
sorry if I killed the mood. you can go on with thirst/shitposting/nonsense as normal whenever you feel like.

I'm going on as normal by watching a girl put on makeup on youtube
don't be silly! we take the highs and the lows in here.
Bottom line is bad relationships mess you up as a human being

yeah it's super weird, even though I didn't go through the heavy shit you did I still feel traumatized by my experiences... just in an emotional way. I feel like there's always one person in particular that just sticks with you. but it's also something to learn from.
 

Bko

Member
I hearby welcome Jobbs to our club of 'Awesome people who the universe is fucking with'. I'm chairman Hu, secretary Trab is here to answer your questions.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I was going to post a caveman Spongebob meme. A truly glorious one. But I did not in respect for Jobbs's hatred of him.

why am I secretary
Because Xiao is a RACIST GENDER-STEREOTYPING JERK
 
While we're on emotions and stuff

Now been on drugs for 1 week. I'm not really feeling any effects yet but still early I guess. Well, apart from the stomach problems, but those have mostly gone now (I feel suuuuper shitty if I get too hungry now though which is weird). Anyway, that's a side point, I was just wanting to say how weird I'm finding it. Like, I've always thought of myself as being mentally pretty much fine and that any...problems, I guess, were things that everyone experienced. Like I suppose it's a thing of like whenever anyone else talked about their mental issues it always seems so much more intense or prevalent, so I just undersold mine maybe? I dunno. It's weird though.
 
T

Transhuman

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Congrats on sticking it out RNH, I stopped taking escitalopram after just a few days because I am weak.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I've had four iced coffees already and it's only 11:30 AM what is wrong with me
 
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