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[liliththepale]

A bunch of bratty high school boys raid my party. I don't even know how they got in the neighborhood because they definitely don't have my password and tonight's list was pretty short. I'll have to talk to security tomorrow.

Me rn

This is gonna make me sound like an asshole, but I hate when cashiers make small talk.

Oh, I love small talk with them! I always try to come up with something different today. It's tough though when they beat me to the punch and just make it about my hair. That'd be like me asking them about their job. -_-

What's her number?
Now I'm serious.

No, stop. I'm keeping her all to myself. Once she comes back from her road trip we're going to hang out all the time.

I'm here if you want me to explain how as a man you are inherently scum and everything you did was wrong and totally sympathize with her and try to find some way to blame this on you not having shipped your game yet and also somehow this is because you don't get enough protein due to your shitty diet.

That's usually my default too, but Matt's a good guy. Obviously we're not going to get the full picture though. Something something windows.

 

[Misha]

Those were some of the best/funniest matches of Overwatch.

And to top it off, I got a legendary Reaper skin and some currency in the box from it all.

I'm surprised how effective we were with everyone that wasn't tracer or Winston.

That's usually my default too, but Matt's a good guy. Obviously we're not going to get the full picture though. Something something windows.

I tend to doubt guy's perspective cause I've heard so many complain and everything and most of the time its obvious just from talking to them that they're being overdramatic or blaming their s/o to make themselves feel better. takes effort not to doubt to start

 

[Chuckie]

Morning f*kers!

 

[FUME5]

it really is.
sorry that you know how this is. /:


same, but honestly it's been getting worse and worse as time goes on. started last month.

Are you seeing someone about it? Clinical depression is no joke.

A bunch of bratty high school boys raid my party. I don't even know how they got in the neighborhood because they definitely don't have my password and tonight's list was pretty short. I'll have to talk to security tomorrow.

Why are your friends not handing out beatdowns?

Morning f*kers!

Afternoon Tence.

 

[Transhuman]

A bunch of bratty high school boys raid my party. I don't even know how they got in the neighborhood because they definitely don't have my password and tonight's list was pretty short. I'll have to talk to security tomorrow

...whut

 

[Misha]

...whut

gated community i'd assume

iirc they're really common in cali

 

[FUME5]

...whut

gated community i'd assume

iirc they're really common in cali

The only way we'd be allowed in is if we were delivering pizza.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How big is the girl wood?

Huge

 

[Jobbs]

I am a non confrontational person nearly to a fault. You guys shouldn't just assume I did something. I'm not a hard dog to keep on the porch. I'm the dog who hates leaving the porch.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I've never experienced orange instagram filter IRL.

Just yellow.

YOOOOO WUT

What the shit!?

You've been dead ever since

Right?

I tried selling the shots to the newspaper but they said too low res.

It was super freaky. Two fires on both sides of us converged to make that scene. My car was covered in soot.

 

[Chuckie]

Started playing The Witcher 3 a week ago. I like it a lot!

 

[liliththepale]

Why are your friends not handing out beatdowns?

They either invited the boys or don't feel responsible for keeping the peace. It's fine. I just get anxiety when there are too many people at an event and I can't hang out with a handful of people.

...whut

Gated community. You're supposed to have a password to get in, or be on the list I gave the guards. I think sometimes they just get lax and let anyone for house X in if they know a party is going on there.

I am a non confrontational person nearly to a fault. You guys shouldn't just assume I did something. I'm not a hard dog to keep on the porch. I'm the dog who hates leaving the porch.

I believe you. It's just we're not hearing all of the story, and you probably aren't even be able to tell all of the story.

 

[FUME5]

Started playing The Witcher 3 a week ago. I like it a lot!

Fantastic game, what are you playing it on?

They either invited the boys or don't feel responsible for keeping the peace. It's fine. I just get anxiety when there are too many people at an event and I can't hang out with a handful of people.

Can't you get security to kick them out if they're fucking up your vibe?

 

[Misha]

I am a non confrontational person nearly to a fault. You guys shouldn't just assume I did something. I'm not a hard dog to keep on the porch. I'm the dog who hates leaving the porch.

not saying i'm doubting you now (I haven't kept up with the conversation anyway) but its not so much that guys do something, its that they don't and then complain endlessly about something they won't tell their s/o they dislike. it really seems to be all men have in common at work.

(yes I'm aware this is from limited experience)

 

[Chuckie]

Fantastic game, what are you playing it on?

PS4. It was 25 euro so I just bought it after reading like 1 review. And then I was really surprised how much I liked it.

Not very far yet, lvl 11 and still in Velen.

Also the Crones of Crookback Bog are some of the creepiest things I have seen in a game.

 

[liliththepale]

Can't you get security to kick them out if they're fucking up your vibe?

I'm being dramatic. Everyone else is enjoying them, they're not breaking anything, and we made too much food anyway. It's just we were already at critical mass for how many people I consider an acceptable number for a small party (an even dozen), so injecting all that high school energy into it made me want to go hide.

So now I'm in my room by myself playing guitar and watching my YouTube subs.

 

[FUME5]

PS4. It was 25 euro so I just bought it after reading like 1 review. And then I was really surprised how much I liked it.

Not very far yet, lvl 11 and still in Velen.

Also the Crones of Crookback Bog are some of the creepiest things I have seen in a game.

They have great design, that whole questline with the Baron is one of the best I'd played in a long time.

I'm being dramatic. Everyone else is enjoying them, they're not breaking anything, and we made too much food anyway. It's just we were already at critical mass for how many people I consider an acceptable number for a small party (an even dozen), so injecting all that high school energy into it made me want to go hide.

So now I'm in my room by myself playing guitar and watching my YouTube subs.

That's a bit of a bummer.

*crashes a party and smokes weed with 17 year olds*

 

[Vazra]

Does this make your girl wood huge Dragonz?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Does this make your girl wood huge Dragonz?

Boner killer

 

[Vazra]

Boner killer

tongue game potential tho.

 

[FUME5]

I prefer her getting fingerbanged by a slave in Season 1 of Spartacus.

 

[DrM]

I have a free week, so I will attack our hedge today. Second trimming incoming later this day.

Seriously thinking about going to long mountain hike tomorrow, it will be the only day with stable weather

 

[Vazra]

Fuck more games that I want keep dropping by on steam.

I will wait for steam sale to see if I get coins tho.

 

[AcridMeat]

No, stop. I'm keeping her all to myself. Once she comes back from her road trip we're going to hang out all the time.

Who do you think she's on the road trip with? :V

I'm surprised how effective we were with everyone that wasn't tracer or Winston.

Seriously! That trio of capture points with genji+lucio+reinhardt was so fun. The Roadhog too. I love roadhog so much.

 

[Misha]

Seriously! That trio of capture points with genji+lucio+reinhardt was so fun. The Roadhog too. I love roadhog so much.

tbh I didn't really enjoy the lucio one much. the way I play him doesn't really work well against other lucios

the genji one made me realize i'm getting pretty decent with genji. I still don't play him the most effective way though since I haven't figured out how to just completely take someone out immediately. I tend to play him more like tracer or lucio

 

[AcridMeat]

tbh I didn't really enjoy the lucio one much. the way I play him doesn't really work well against other lucios

Lucio one was great only because of that map. I would drop down on the left and camp inside the nook until I could right click people off the map. It was amazing.

Sleep time, up in 6 1/2 hours ;~;

 

[Jobbs]

I took one of those weird, counter intuitive naps where your mind wants to sleep but your body doesn't (more often the opposite case is the case).

The result is frequently waking up and feeling very out of sorts.

not saying i'm doubting you now (I haven't kept up with the conversation anyway) but its not so much that guys do something, its that they don't and then complain endlessly about something they won't tell their s/o they dislike. it really seems to be all men have in common at work.

(yes I'm aware this is from limited experience)

Eh, it's not toilet seat stuff. I hate to keep teasing you guys but I don't really have petty arguments. This is in part due to my relative privilege (at this point in my life) and also in part because I just don't engage in those.

 

[Professor Beef]

I was looking through one of the older FakeGAF threads, and I stumbled across the time a friend of mine tried to hook me up with some girl at a furry convention.

Boy does time fly.

 

[Misha]

Eh, it's not toilet seat stuff. I hate to keep teasing you guys but I don't really have petty arguments. This is in part due to my relative privilege (at this point in my life) and also in part because I just don't engage in those.

Not talking about petty arguments. A lot of the time the guys seem to have serious issues with who their s/os are and then complain about it all the time and then make plans to progress the relationship. I suppose its supposed to be some sort of venting but man its really off putting

Keep in mind I'm not saying this relates to you at all. I was just following up on comments that remind me of that situation

 

[Jobbs]

We should play this when it comes out. I saw my mom playing it on twitch and it looked fun.

 

[FUME5]

We should play this when it comes out. I saw my mom playing it on twitch and it looked fun.

Dunno, after Evolve I'm highly skeptical of similar asymmetrical multiplayer games, either those four survivors are having fun and the monster isn't or vice versa.

 

[Vazra]

We should play this when it comes out. I saw my mom playing it on twitch and it looked fun.

Played the beta and it was pretty fun. Gotta see what they add to keep the experience fresh and keep the game alive. More themes, more objectives, more horror monsters etc.

 

[Jobbs]

Played the beta and it was pretty fun. Gotta see what they add to keep the experience fresh and keep the game alive. More themes, more objectives, more horror monsters etc.

Dunno, after Evolve I'm highly skeptical of similar asymmetrical multiplayer games, either those four survivors are having fun and the monster isn't or vice versa.

This actually looked fun. Evolve is a piece of shit, both too simple and overwrought all at once. It was also $59 and riddled with DLC. They took a simple idea and overstepped their boundaries to the shitteenth degree.

So now I'm in my room by myself playing guitar and watching my YouTube subs.

I didn't know you played guitar. What kind ya got?

I'm actually a major gearhead. I worked at Sam Ash when I was your age.

 

[Misha]

Dunno, after Evolve I'm highly skeptical of similar asymmetrical multiplayer games, either those four survivors are having fun and the monster isn't or vice versa.

I don't really see evolve's issues as something wrong with that format. works great with left 4 dead

 

[FUME5]

This actually looked fun. Evolve is a piece of shit, both too simple and overwrought all at once. It was also $59 and riddled with DLC. They took a simple idea and overstepped their boundaries to the shitteenth degree..

I really wanted to like it...

I don't really see evolve's issues as something wrong with that format. works great with left 4 dead

That's not a 4 v 1 setup though.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Jesus.

I was just in a Mirror's Edge stream. Big mistake. Full of gators. Like, blaming how shitty the game was on Zoey Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian. The game the guy kept playing.

 

[Jobbs]

That's not a 4 v 1 setup though.

Something about it reminded me of L4D, I'll admit

 

[Bko]

Jesus have mercy on me! I overate on Bibimbap

 

[Misha]

That's not a 4 v 1 setup though.

Its asymmetrical and it works very similarly. Four people are harassed by a theoretically much stronger force.

If you want to get exactly 4v1 play minecraft herobrine with 5 people. Way more tense and interesting and its a minecraft mod

 

[Clydefrog]

apparently, there's a High Noon remake starring the captain of the Nostromo

trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0-NCDV1NNk
full movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdhVSa4c1Y

hahaha, i kinda want to see it...

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Dammit.

Dammit.

Never. Ever get into fights with idiots.

I'm a stupid person.

 

[Transhuman]

gated community i'd assume

iirc they're really common in cali

Oh OK. I was like "passwords and security and high school boys"? I thought lillith was living a double life where she's a pop-star by night, programmer by day. Like a Hannah Montana situation. Guess not

So now I'm in my room by myself playing guitar

Called it.

 

[FloatOn]

It was raining so hard it woke me up.

This tropical storm is my nemesis

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[FUME5]

Sure.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

It was raining so hard it woke me up.

This tropical storm is my nemesis

When Pineapple Express hit us, it was fucking insane.

 

[Funky Papa]

On weather:

Do you know what sucks shit? Getting the AC to work at 10am because holy fuck, it is hot in here already.

 

[Jobbs]

Going for a math rock run. Math rock seems right.

Ironically, when I'm in better spirits I tend to go on emo runs. Go figure.

 

[FUME5]

Going for a math rock run. Math rock seems right.

Ironically, when I'm in better spirits I tend to go on emo runs. Go figure.

How was the math rock run?

 

[Transhuman]

I heard that math rock causes autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV0c0acyB1M