My wife does a thing with cauliflower and broccoli where she oven roasts it with salt and olive oil.
It is delicious.
Will you have me over for dinner?
Will you have me over for dinner?
Same and can I get your wife's number
I believe tonight we are having fried perogies.
All that I require is a back rub while you're wearing a cardboard cutout mask of my own face.
It's a date. Jobbs, bring the cardboard.
Rub me, me.
HeathenLoad that shit up until you can't taste the coffee anymore, son.
I need to learn how to cook.
Load that shit up until you can't taste the coffee anymore, son.
It's surprisingly easy to get good at as long as you have the time and tools.
And a bit of enthusiasm. Mainly, I want to learn how to work with vegetables.
I hear ya, veggies were like eldritch monoliths to me when I started cooking, all I'd do is steam them, blanch them, and throw them on a plate with a bit of salt.
Now though I love working with them... though I still do a lot of steaming :lol
what's for lunch?
I brought soup but I don't want to eat it.
I didn't bring anything because I overslept so it's off to the not-racist Panera Bread for lunch.
what's for lunch?
I brought soup but I don't want to eat it.
what's for lunch?
I brought soup but I don't want to eat it.
I have been on a cut for about a month so far, and all I want to do is eat a giant hoagie.
Someone eat a big long thick hoagie for me.
I'm stressed, so I'm baking.
But baking has stressed me out.
What do I do!?
When this video came out in high school, we made a Facebook group that was "*Name* is What What In the Butt" because he reminded us of the dude.
I'm probably going to have this amazing falafel wrap a block from work.what's for lunch?
I brought soup but I don't want to eat it.
No you can keep the cuntCraig Ferguson was pretty funny most of the time. The only late night host I ever really enjoyed.
Then he got replaced with James Corden who can't be funny even though he's being paid for it. Talk about a downgrade. Take him back, UK.
You Know NothingThen he got replaced with James Corden who can't be funny even though he's being paid for it. Talk about a downgrade. Take him back, UK.
Plan.Get baked while you bake.
On the third hand, it's still FacebookOh god Facebook
I'm conflicted
On the one hand, being able to respond to but not "like" shitty things without having to comment is great
On the other those faces are fucking dumb and I'll feel like a twat
Anyway, Sorority Noise in an hour and a half!![]()
Gurl I want to let you
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Play on, playa.
I'm pissed off. We're having a baby shower this weekend. My mom says she can't go because she wants to go to a comic book convention(wtf). My sister RSVP'ed and just cancelled, and my grandmother apparently isn't going to make it, so nobody on my side of the family is going to be there.
Not only does this cause me embarrassment, it is extremely disrespectful because this is the first baby on my side of the family in like 15 f-ing years.
Play on, playa.
I'm pissed off. We're having a baby shower this weekend. My mom says she can't go because she wants to go to a comic book convention(wtf). My sister RSVP'ed and just cancelled, and my grandmother apparently isn't going to make it, so nobody on my side of the family is going to be there.
Not only does this cause me embarrassment, it is extremely disrespectful because this is the first baby on my side of the family in like 15 f-ing years.
Oh god Facebook
I'm conflicted
On the one hand, being able to respond to but not "like" shitty things without having to comment is great
On the other those faces are fucking dumb and I'll feel like a twat.
I want a burrito but there are no decent burrito places around, except chipotle but lol nope
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